What does Veeky Forums do if someone parks like a cunt next to you?

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you sir are a cunt

>If it's a threat run away
>If it's not a threat be a pussy and get in his face but do nothing.

You're a loser. Either get mad or don't. Pussy.

i don't condone his actions but there was plenty of reason

Friend showed me this, they saw it in the same city some fuckwit entitled suburban hag drove into a school yesterday, killing 2 eight year old children, injuring loads more and traumatising them all.

Only a deadshit entitled woman would park like this. Probably off demanding to speak to the manager.

>"It's those damn women!"

Wew lad! I'm not saying that wasn't a woman, it probably was, but you have issues brah.
Stop watching porn and get a GF.

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Had this happened to me

>Entire parking lot is empty except from me
>Go to Uni to pay the semester
>Go back to my car
>Some piece of shit Pontiac solstice parked so close my drivers door was blocked.
>All of the parking lot except from my space was available.

>Well shit.
>I go in through the passenger door.
>Then I opened my door and slamed the shit out of his door, leaving a dent so deep he would have to replace the entire door.

People should learn some parking manners.

I second this.
>learn 2 man

Have a gf and don't hate women but where I'm from, middle aged women are often fucking terrible drivers, and when you see this kind of fuck awful parking, you can almost guarantee it's a woman.

And yeah, 2 children (inside a fucking building!) died in Sydney because some woman couldn't control her SUV so stop white knighting this hard on the internet, brah.

My man

you good people user. He parked next to you to be a dick and he got what he deserved.

>take off dust cap
>insert pebble
>replace dust cap
>????
>profit

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this is the only way

This.

Anything besides "do nothing" is childish, unless they actually damaged your vehicle.

Scream at the car without using words.

It works even better if I pretend like I don’t notice that they’re in the car.

t. Pontiac Solstice driver

>dump an entire bottle of Fanta onto his windshield and hood in the middle of the day.

You should have sprinkled some dirt too onto that sugary fanta liquid. It would be glued on by the dried sugar and not wipe off easily with only windshield washer fluid. If not cleaned first before using wipers, the dirt scratches the sharp edge of the rubber and the blade has to be replaced due to streaking in the rain.

>what does Veeky Forums do if someone parks like a cunt next to you?
If I had just parked and was walking away and saw it, I would go back to the car to check if things were okay and no dings. Then I would move the car to a new spot and head back to the store to finish my shopping.

Throw open door with the might of a thousand burning suns.

It's like a game of conkers, and with an 80's volvo door you are sure to lose.

>Throw open door with the might of a thousand burning suns.

That dents or bends your door's edge too. If you hit something hard enough, your door edge might not be flush with the other edge once you shut your door. The other thing is that it also damages the paint on the edge of your door.

That paint damage can be a bad thing because it shows to other people that you are a driver that gives out lots of door dings. Even if you never gave out door dings before, the damage to your door edge's paint will make it look like you are a regular door dinger.

I am a regular door dinger,

pulling a new door from the wreckers is a yearly ritual. It's not even the same colour as the rest of the car.

I don't do anything because i can't enter my car since there's no space for my wheelchair

When I had my old truck (01 Ram lifted on 33's) I was at Walmart one night parked in the middle of the lot with tons of open spots everywhere but when I walked out some shithead woman in a Mercury cougar had parked within 6" of my door. My windows were open so I walked up her hood onto her sunroof and crawled in my truck window. Then I proceeded to open my door a little bit, lay across my single cab and donkey kick my driver door as hard as I could. Left a dent in her rear quarter about the size of a basketball. Didn't even trade my paint. Don't fuck with me when I'm working 2nd shift.

>some shithead in a Mercury cougar had parked within 6" of my door.

Maybe people are drunk or on drugs. So they park sloppy. Or they have a brain fart and several thoughts cross circuit from the drugs, so parking 6 inches from your car actually makes perfect sense to them due to the drugs.