Do you share your car with anyone?

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Story time for you amig/o/s!
> be marinefag, 26, married
> DD 79 camaro z28 355 with new heads, pistons, intake, cam and full roller rockers and a 3 speed auto with factory Pontiac his/hers ratchet shifter
>love it to death
>pickup in great condition 2000 Durango with the 5.2L from dad because muh "family man cant have kids riding around in back of a muscle car" (even though I don't have any kids and I rode around in the back of plenty muscle cars my dad drove growing up)
>no sooner do I start DD the Durango when my camaro shits the bed hard
>torque monster engine too powerful for stock th350, engine builder warned me to take it easy or swap in something beefier but I didn't listen
>tow to inlaws house for future rebuild and drive Durango around a few weeks
>surprise cockbag blows it's heads and dies
>get orders overseas
>both cars KIA have to leave Durango with dad
>dads pal who's a master mechanic machines bores out and rebuilds my whole Durango engine for 500 including install while I'm gone, literally turn key.
>get message from older brother "hey ive been driving your truck, totalled my car and am waiting on it right now"
>not cool with it but whatever he's in a tight spot
>few weeks later get message from little brother. "Hey older brothers been hooning around in your family car he redlines it from light to light and doesn't warm it up/peels out in front of the house immediately after a cold start. He totalled his brand new civic and was late on insurance at the time so he's on the hook for the whole value of the lease and has no plans of paying it and just driving your truck"
>what the fucking fuck
>fly back home super pissed
>demand my Durango be left unmolested and keys waiting for me when I arrive
>brother ubers to work end up having to pick him up
>Durango pulls hard fucking left obviously hit a curb
>dents in rear bumper and thing was fucking mint when I left
Cont.

Most women wouldn't wanna drive my car as they're so fussy about safety
>user you've got no airbags
>user, you've got no traction control!
>you should get a new car, they're safe!

dIDINT READ HAHAHAHHHAHHAHEHEHEH

Nope.

>pick this motherfucker up from work
>"welcome back... sooooo is the camaro almost done?"
>what? No it's been sitting on blocks this whole past like 7 months noones touched it
>"how soon can u get it up and running?"
>that's irrelevant it's a project car now so it's gonna be a while, I'm not in a rush that's why I bought a dd
>"welllll when u fix it are u gonna use that as your main car or this one"
>literally pullover, turn the car off and say look motherfucker you will NEVER drive my camaro. Fucking ever. You'll never even drive this truck again. You fuckin lied to me about borrowing it and fucked it up on the outside, god only knows about the inside and it was a brand new rebuilt motor. If ANYTHING goes wrong in the next year your fucking paying for it.
>"I'll buy this off you. 1500$ come on its an old beater it has 196k miles.
>car was literally in mint condition exterior and interior all black leather before this retard fucked it up
>196k on the odometer is supposed to convince me despite the fact we all know it's a brand new engine.
>don't talk to him anymore outside of like "whatsupp" and "hey"

The only person I would ever let borrow my car would be my dad since he drove real 60s full size muscle not pony cars before and also drove my Durango for 17 years. It was dads baby kept it pristine washed and waxed not a scratch on it interior looking fresh no sun damage nothing and in 2 months my asshole brother ruined it

What does that even mean?

no I don't share my car, although when I'm in town my father enjoys driving it

rollin

Your brother's a nigger.
Real shame too, because your father sounds like a good man, and it seems he raised you right. Y'all shouldn't have to deal with bs like that.

sometimes I get groceries with my roommate but not really
I would like to have gf to drive around tho

wow gg

Yes

>brothers a total doucher. I think he just succumbed to the immorality of our surroundings. Liberal ass College kid, bullshit major, lives in orange county california the "dude weed dude molly lmfao" capitol of the world and literally lives check to check dodging homelessness every month despite having a decent job and blows all his money going to lame local reggae shoes doing drugs and eating out every night. It weird hell be thirty soon and just acts like a 16 year old. Pops instilled that old country work hard owe nobody anything and keep your honor clean mentality in us but my brother abandoned it to live like a millennial.

my stepdad sometimes drives my van if he needs to pick stuff up, but usually Im the only one who drives

also rolling for gf

Sorry don't know why I green texted. But yea completely selfish fuck head. Also smug as shit and thinks he's better than everyone for absolutely no reason. Ironically remember like 10 months ago him talk shit about my "old junker" and saying I wish I could afford a brand new turbo car. It was a fucking leased civic lmao and now he's totally cucked. I also advised him to get an indestructible Toyota beater and get a part time job and live frugal to payoff all debts and he was like "nah I can get a loan pretty easy through work I'll get a loan to pay off the totalled car and then another loan for a new car"
What the actual fuck

Nope. When my buddy got his license I taught him how to drive a manual with my truck. After he seemed to be getting the hang of it I got out to check something and he drove off for about 100ft then slammed it into reverse at about 10mph and ground the shit out of it. He reversed it back to where I was standing and I kicked him out of the driver's seat and haven't let anybody drive any of my cars since.

Roll

Fuck no.
Rolling.

GO FOR TRIPS !!!

kek

OH FUG

No one wants to drive my car anyways

rolling for twingo

Rolling for prude gf

haha

I need that qt prude.

No, I'm very possessive of my shoebox, the only people I allow to drive it are my parents when their cars aren't available

Only when I’m ultra drunk
Otherwise, only to people who know how to drive better than I do

*shitbox

Phoneposting is hell

>mfw my father has me ferry him and his drunk friends around
>one night he wants to drive all shitfaced
>leave him there at 1am because he wont get in otherwise
my little brother is on designated driver duty now, i feel bad for him.

Took it to a tinder meet up once, turns out she was actually a he, which was fine because a woman would have called the police with the way i drive.

It's too bad i'm not a faggot. When we were driving on the mountain trail to get to the hiking spot i unintentionally lost traction on a turn because i had to build up speed to make it over a hill in my gen 6 Toyota pickup. He thought it was cool, so i started drifting on all the turns despite it being a one lane road.

Sometimes i drive mom to church, but the pastor revealed last week that he's a shit eating catholic kike, so she'll have to drive herself form now on.

Sometimes i take my "friends" places, but they're not real friends, just faggots who complain about eurobeat being too loud.

consider repenting, you prot kike shill

Ditto. And even more, he is the only one that requests my car.

My ancestors removed kebab before it was cool. Your ancestors killed whites because some nigger in a stupid hat told them to.

>Took it to a tinder meet up once, turns out she was actually a he
wat

>but the pastor revealed last week that he's a shit eating catholic kike
again, wat

elaborate

rollan

probably a tranny or some shit

Does he use Velcro or elastic shoes?

My mom, my god she is a fucking idiot as she crashed it over 3 times now.

Next car I buy will be MT just so she and her friends don't borrow my car.

No.
I'm not a communist.

>Do you share your car with anyone?
you mean as in taking passengers? unfortunately no
you mean as in letting others drive? I would teach a qt to drive in it i dont care if the fucks the car up as long as i get stick lick

My brother

See:
He is such a dumb nigger but the car is a major shitbox I only really use to haul shit so I don't really care. I'm not liable for his shit eating antics and he is a grown ass man so whatever.

my gf can use my car if I dont
Also rolling

rolling

>in rl i have clumsy gf

Currently the only car I have on the road is a beater, never worried about sharing that with anyone.
I switch cars with my mom from time to time when she needs a more spacious car. Not a big hassle since the place I moved to a while ago happens to be pretty close to hers.

And I get to drive her Porsche 964 instead of my shitbox, which is alright by me

no but rolling for clumsy gf

Finish me off.

rolling

Your mum get
Also no. I let my dad drive my car once when when I was 17 and it felt like I was getting cucked.

I have a car I dedicate for use with friends/family. But no one can touch my other car but me, which is a darling to me.

>Implying women know what traction control is

do they ask for that anus tho?

Rolling.

Also I share it just with my family.

No

No. My car is in my name and my name only.

My mother is on the insurance for two reasons.
> I park behind hers on the driveway, and she sometimes has to move mine out the way and park it on the road.
> I save like £200 from her being on it as a named driver.

They see me rollin

7 get

Rolling

Im sharing my truck with my parents till their SUV gets repaired. It makes me cringe watching then haul a boat with my pride and joy

Rolling.

>not fucking a qt trap
Faggot

>Sometimes i take my "friends" places, but they're not real friends, just faggots who complain about eurobeat being too loud

Fucking lol'ed, can I be your real friend?

He was a "trap", but i wasn't sure over the texting. He didn't seem like a homo, just a girl with a funny sense of humor. Anyways, after realizing it was a dude i still decided to hang out because i don't fuck sluts anyways.

Pastor decided through his almighty divine reasoning that through the example of rule in Judges, because he has a congregation, he is more qualified to interpret the word of god.

That is Catholicism. If he had any brain he would know that prophets are only met with swords in the bible, and only false prophets are embraced by the cryptokike cabal. No. There is only one way to measure divinity, even applying this method to prophecy, one must recite scripture pertaining to this "prophecy" and if there is none then that person should be killed for false prophecy.

Shit eating communist kike faggot pastors blaspheme so regularly and with such repulsive heresy that it's a wonder no Christians or Jews have bothered to give the final solution. Catholics aren't christians, they are the antichrist. If you're anything but a messianic Jew you're probably going to hell because god hated you before you were even born.

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your car > whores

Take the Friday Nights general's advice before it's too late.

Prude incoming

Test

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>Rolling

And no.

Only my family

Mom pls

I've had my current car for only a year, and in all that time only one passenger.

Lets have a roll then

Yeah for like a year or two with my sister. I already had a wrangler and she wanted one, but my parents didn't want to buy the same car twice. It was fine for the most part.

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just my ma

My car is a manual so luckily the only person in my house that knows how to drive it is my dad.
Luckily my mom and sister aren't shitheads so they won't crash it.

Fuck no

rollin

No one gets to drive the AE86 but me.

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They hatin'

R-r-r-r-roll

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>tfw no gf or waifu
please don't make me gay digit gods

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