Motoring oddities

The most retarded/strange photo of anything Veeky Forums related you can find. Go

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t. GM cuck

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O god this autist.

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nice thread

oc

ngl, I actually like that a lot

not this sperg again

>t. former 5th gen owner

Holy fuck i was literally about to say they should make his glasses the same thing when I took a closer look

>Guy is washing car
>Dad:"So this...turns you on?"
>"Yis"


Once I found out it was a Chebby Lumina I almost died laughing.

for some reason its always stupid shitty little cars like a lumina, elantra, or neon
never anything that really gets a pecker pumping like an FD RX7, BMW E31, or a C3 Corvette.
I mean, I love my little my shitty little econobox too, but wtf tho

>my shitty little econobox
Post pic

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I'm guessing it's because these people are borderline retarded, hence they can't get a decent paying job.
This in turn means they likely aren't in contact with normal car enthusiasts, so they don't get exposed to the beauties you and I know of.


I saw a documentary on 2 guys like Nathanial (The Chebby chaser)
One's a 20+ dude who doesn't give 2 shits and just wants to rape his car silly.
The other is a 40-50 y/o who molests cars at carshows.

Like the guy goes to a car show and walks around appreciating cars, and then when one catches his fancy (Always an ugly PoS) he'll kiss it, rub it, and if he gets a chance, jerks off on it.

>still has the VW logo
I really like that.

>Veeky Forums in a picture

post vid pls

youtube.com/watch?v=q0S642NtHtE

Here you go.

Does your boost gauge glow in the dark?

Before hurricane Maria Puerto Rico

uhh its just a 2nd gen crv with all the clearcoat coming off but ill see what I can do.

and no, I don't fuck it, I just have an emotional attachment to it since its my first and keeps kicking. I cried like a bitch when I got rid of my first bike so I really want to keep it for as long as I can

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TRD wtf Honda tards

>can turn wheel like 1/8th of a turn in each direction before the downward facing handle hits his legs

It probably has the same turning circle as a pirate ship. Very authentic!

>when the store runs out of VTEC decals

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This is quite possibly the ugliest car mod, period. I hate these eyelashes with a passion.

Beautiful, thank you user

They look cute on VW Bugs

I have seen guys do this to their ride on purpose.
Women have an excuse.

>Shift lever is a bottle
Really going for the pirate aesthetic

They look better on VW Bugs. That doesn't make them any more acceptable to have.

Logo needs to be changed to Veeky Forums or WAT

>average amerifat moving day

>Veeky Forums

>glasses

lmfao

>europoor plates

>The other is a 40-50 y/o who molests cars at carshows.
>Like the guy goes to a car show and walks around appreciating cars, and then when one catches his fancy (Always an ugly PoS) he'll kiss it, rub it, and if he gets a chance, jerks off on it.


vid

fuck that dad is heartbroken

How do you get in?

>mfw I bought a car a couple years a go
>the guy was a middle age dude, single, a bit weird but nice enough and really looked after his car
>mfw everything was fine but the exhaust was a bit gunked up
>nothing major, came out easily, looked like dried egg or someshit
>mfw see this
>mfw I'm now 80% sure it was cum

Fly Beemer, FLY

I think it's shielding for the car.

>boomer also fucks the camera crew's suv when they stay at a hotel for the night

Transmission gives out

YARRR THAR SHE BLOWS

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So, is the civic si a car for faggots?

Story behind this is fucking great. Dude is a mad cunt, was going around stealing those fucking things.

b-but its a nice radio user, I have a simmilar one but it was just 170 USD

Top fucking kek

>"Hey Uber driver, if you get me there before 2:00 I'll pay double."

>"YARR, AHEAD FLANK!"

Cargo Level: India

>Fwd shitbox version
>not the godlike 4x4 6spd Tercel

Gtfo

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This guy could be a legend if this was done differently.

>haircut, remove glasses, wear proper clothing
>car is called Lumina and doesn't have a retarded name
>no closeups of him kissing the car
>no weird sexual stuff, maybe beating off to pictures or whatever
>overall positive background music

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assmad nissan fanboy

Its to lull you in to a false sense of victory when it approaches you on the togue downhill

youtu.be/9QQI5DtQgYo

Skip to 36 minutes 18 seconds to see a guy jerking off on a hooptie Trans am.

Brasilian car and plates, Chevrolet (opel) chevette.

That sense of humor would even get laughed at on Reddit, please leave board immediately

Thanks for the input humor police. I'll get right on that.

>Humor police
Point proven, KMS your self pajeet

that's fantastic

can't tell if girl or boy

"what's an indicator?"
-every BMW owner, ever

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FULL SAIL MR. JAMESON!

>Eurotrash infecting every board
Can't you just stay in your two containment boards?

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>no weird sexual stuff
>maybe beating off to pictures

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they literally stole my fucking joke

you wouldn't FUCK a CAR

LMAO

41 minutes 29 seconds is good too

This would be perfect on an old jeep or maybe a deuce and a half

No user, no I wouldn't.