/srg/ - speedrunning general

It's gonna be great. If by some miracle Caleb hopped on tren before the event, it should only exacerbate his psychological issues too.

>kirby block into megameme block

is this the part where I meme arrow about VC

Pretending to fall just to feel the warmth of human contact.

Who fucking cares lmao

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probably at least a few people.

Wasn't there a post by protoslut about how something terrible happened and it turns out someone killed themselves. What happened with that

it was all a dream

It was fake.

God damnit, that sucks

fake news

Anime no!

It took me several days to finish soul silver but at least I managed to beat Red

where can I donate to protomagicalstrongbeautifulgirl's support fund?

i read that as "i need money for homones and gas food"

You could donate to their funeral services as statistically (s)he will kill themselves before hitting 40.

I'd make a gas chamber joke but that would be in poor taste.

>hormones
well atleast he isn't lying

How much longer until good games are being ran?

What game do you run? What runs are you planning on submitting to future marathons?

whats wrong with megamanx

As stupid and evil as this comment is, I'm not going to delete it or ban you (yet) because its a teachable moment. You have two possible paths ahead. Right now, I guarantee you that these speedrunners have more courage, compassion, brains, skill, social lives - actually more of every positive human quality than you. So take their path - you could learn from them, and try to challenge yourself, to give back, to add something from the world. Or you can stay on your path, and keep being a sad, pitiful, jealous internet troll who adds nothing to the world but mocks anyone who does out of small-minded jealousy. I know what you really want is attention, so let me be clear: if you choose to keep going this way, no one will ever remember you.

never

this is a good game

samefag

X2 is coming up in about 1.5h

Have you gotten yourself checked for autism? Genuine question

Impersonating mods is a ban-worth offense.

>PS1 MMX games
>good

it's really a shame they strayed so far from the super nintendo masterpieces.

yo he mad lmao

>any MMX game other than 1
>good
kek

>Any 2d sidescroller
>Good
Nope.

listen to "the answer" and then tell me this game is bad, i fuckin dare you

>you will never be this passionate about teaching people how your speedgame works

Cumming to her feet feels amazing

A soundtrack can't carry a game alone. Except bust a groove maybe

>that pokemon hg run
lmao

lmao

lmao

lmao

lmao

It was under estimate. It was pretty much a world record. Nice contribution to the thread. What do you run?

lmao

Nice contribution to the thread.

Please stop spamming, it's ruining the discussion going on in the thread.

This is pretty good pasta, you did a good job editing it.

i run baten kaitos 100%
what do you run? what's your youtube channel?

Nice contribution to the thread.
What run do you plan on submitting to future marathons?
What game do you run?
Nice false flag.
What game do you run?
Post your splits.

Did you cum to her feet yet?

shut up please

are you that gs runner? your run was trash, sorry mate.

After 48 hours, you've yet to tell us what, in fact, you run. Would you please?

Guys... My Pappy caught me watching SGDQ... How do I explain myself at brunch tomorrow...?

I'm not degenerate enough for doing actual speedruns haha lol

Just accept the spanking you deserve

Tell them it's penance for a life of furious masturbation.

D E N I E D
A L P H A

A S

F U C K

Tell him you were just masturbating to the feet of people in the background

When are you going to tell us what game you run?

Holds the WR in baiting

>megameme

yawn

Why would I respond to something that is off topic? That wouldn't be a very good contribution to the thread.
I'll gladly stop posting once people understand basic game mechanics.
It wasn't complete trash. The run is plagued by manipulation that can only be changed by resetting. It's a hard run to pull off in a marathon setting.
I'm glad people like you post here.

Cheese got a 48:38 on his first run!

>Jokes about balls
BANNED

The God Gamer Stigma

>mirror's edge """"glitchless"""
>pokemon hgss
>i am bread
any other trainwrecks to watch?

>1st [United States] siglemic 48m 28s [USA / NTSC] WiiVC 3 years ago

grind monkey: cheese05
truly skilled: siglemic

>Buster Only runs

I haven't heard any "greetings from Germany" donations so far. Did they stop reading them?

>>mirror's edge """"glitchless"""
how is the only good run a trainwreck?

>only good run

they changed the script to POYO instead

well ebin laughing face reply showed me

there were like 50-60 in the first day, along with a couple "my wife's son and I love the event" ones.

has there been a single must-watch run this GDQ?

>one MILLION dollars in bits
god damn

Dsdad on de mic

half-life run
good runner and explains stuff

mirror's edge glitchless had a god tier couch

thats a million bits

banjo kazooie imo. great commentary and an impressive and technical speedrun.

false

freedom planet

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Best run

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what?

what?

>am i allowed

what happened to men?

Nice, any links to the wife's son donations? I remember the Christopher Poole one from last year.