Veeky Forums autism encounters irl

so who was the autism in this situation

Gg

Oh man I've got a relevant story for once
>riding around on my motorcycle
>end up at a biker bar in my old home town, middle of fucking nowhere MI
>park bike and start to walk inside
>pass the rows of Harleys and goldwings
>suddenly a yellow gsxr catches my eye
>wat sticker on it, fucking seat beads and fuzzy pink dice hangin off the bars
>walk inside and look for a lad with a full face helmet
>didn't find anyone that matches my made up description of this guy
>order a burger
>tall skinny dude with a full face in hand walks out of the bathroom, Theres a chin mounted gopro on it
>"is that your gixxer?"
>"yeah"
>"make some good webm's for /dbt/"
>"oh ok"
>he leaves
>I realize how cringey I sounded
>eat half the burger
>leave
I can never go back

fuck that's actually hilarious

>make some good webm's for /dbt/
did user deliver?

I haven't seen anything recently involving a yellow gsxr so no

>northern mi
231?

yikes

>for some reason people decide to have a local Veeky Forums meet
>show up and meet a decent group of people
>everyone's pretty chill
>some neckbeard in a beat to shit Dakota shows up and starts spilling spaghetti
>starts talking about /pol/ and a bunch of stupid shit
>eventually he leaves and we all sigh in relief
>make some cool friends

Veeky Forums meets not even twice. Austin, if you see this you're a cuck

989 actually, thumb area.

>go to Veeky Forums meets and Veeky Forumsut meets
>everyones pretty well adjusted
I like hanging out with them but theres ALWAYS one /pol/faggot who makes everything weird, fuck you.

Still havn't been to an Veeky Forums meet since michigan is pretty low energy, but is this always true?

Pretty much
Like 95% of the people on here are relatively normal in the real world
But theres always the handful of weirdos that found the basement exit

>things that never happened: the thread

>white people

>go to post up those "It's okay to be white" posters around my local uni
>spot another user also putting them up
tl;dr we put posters up together and had a beer after.

And no, no homosex

>at the pumps with my fd
>as im filling this guys head peeks around the pump (he doesnt look a day over 18)
>"do you want to be best friends?"
wat.jpeg
>he asks me what engine i have in there
>tellem 13b, "oh so its a 3 rotor"
nope.jpeg
>he things IM wrong because he thinks 13b means 3 rotor and 12a is 2 rotor.
>tellem that mazda made the eunos which was 3 rotor but they never put it in the rx7
>i can tell by his face hes never heard of the eunos (but thats ok)
>says i gotta put a single turbo in it (youd be fukken surprised at how many armchair ayrton sennas tell me i HAVE to do this)
>says a guy across the street from his work has a gt3 but he thinks my car is better (weeb)
>THEN he asks me if i 'watch this anime called initial d'
>i say yes (i wish i didnt) he goes on about it for a bit saying i got to start a redsuns chapter in town
>asks me to hang out at the tim hortons on friday night to go cruising
>no

keep in mind i was 28 at the time. what kind of person asks an adult stranger if they watch anime? he hit the needle in the hay stack with me tho.
if you're reading this kid... you and people like you are the reason why i dont hang out at meets. you're all so 1 dimensional. cars, weed and video games is all you know. i just wanna drive the winedy roads and eat at my fave country diner. not pretend to be impressed by your cobalts and sentras.

Yes

On a scale of one to nuggetfest how dangerous are Veeky Forums meets?

>have a bunch of Veeky Forums stickers on my other car
>never met another Veeky Forumstist outside of my friends who frequent the board

Feels good man

Good onya. Pretty sure I saw a dude putting them up the other day. I revelled in the okayness

Back to your containment thread

yikes

That's a comfy looking fd user.
>never met anyone who's been on Veeky Forums let alone Veeky Forums

This FD reminds me of a Probe.
Also poor kid probably just wanted a car friend
Remember, his generation doesn't give a shit about cars, he was probably the o it one in HS group that did
Granted he seems like a bit of a sperg but he'll hopefully grow out of it

The MX-6 did it better

PROBE PAL

The COSMOS is a 3 rotor you autist, Eunos is mazda badge engineering which includes the Miata (Eunos Roadster in Japan)

wew lads we /mx6/ here

heres my turbo shitbox

no shit? You are one creepy dude. Maybe shower next time you go out, brah.

>driving to work, stop at tim horton's
>sick looking rat rod like pic in front
>steve earle and the dukes sticker with the hammer and sickle and everything
>excitedly roll down my window, point at him and give him the thumbs up
>no response

i felt like a big faggot

>uni
>lab partner with awkward gym bro in Hitler youth haircut
>asks me if I'm aware
>call him a phaggot
Not 4chins but semi related

>asks me if I'm aware

What?

You're not gonna make it, my man

underage binned

>Have WAT sticker sitting on the computer desk
>Have had it for awhile, debating on putting it on my shitbox

As much as I want to, I hate stickers.

I've always wanted to attend an Veeky Forums meet out of curiosity. I was willing to drive down to somewhere near Detroit when they talked about the lame dream cruise. I was willing to do the central Meetup but no one could agree on a date.

I've spotted the off road general suburban near Grayling. I've even spotted the piece of shit windowless S10 Blazer in Grayling as well.

Should've bought him a beer.

>have DBT sticker sitting on my bedside table
>have had it for ~5 months (since before I bought the bike)
>didn't put it straight on because I wanted to wash the bike first
>didn't wash the bike because I wanted to get chain lube first
>got the chain cleaned and lubed but never washed the bike and now am in a different state from bike until christmas
one day
one day

> not wanting to eat some cumulative brownies
What are you gay

You sound just as autistic and the fact that you’re probably 30+ now means that your FD is probably rotting to death in your hands.

Depends on how many Mustangs showed up

No brownies

What is this brownies meme

some /k/ommando once brought brownies to a /k/ meet that he nutted in

Noice

There's more memes than danger.

>meet up several times with other guys from /dbt/ to ride motorcycles
>none of them are autistic
>now paranoid I'm the autistic one

I got spotted on the road recently, the guy posted the pic here. Apparently he was trying to race me but I honestly just didn't notice, I was probably just in a trance from my soulless commute.

I've met some other Veeky Forums guys offline but it was pre-arranged and not for Veeky Forums-related stuff.

don't feel like a faggot, people who don't like autists getting excited about their car are faggots

not him but are you referring to JCVD ?

Nah

i'm "out of the loop" too then

Heh, I remember that thread. Your car is yellow.

It's silver

doxcxing is against the rules

fuck off

Dank.

I saw this weeb'd out TC a week or two ago and not sure if dude is on here but he sure did look like he was too cool for Reddit. I didn't want to get any closer.

Chubby neckbeard with a fitted cap, vape, and an extra-medium shirt that was mere seconds away from releasing some rolls out the side.

>Veeky Forums autism encounters irl
I actually bought a 3-series

>Move to a new area
>Spot a rx7 with all the usual Veeky Forums stickers parked in front of a house down the road
>Every night, drive by at 2am blasting eurobeat

>not bonding over beers and anal sex and proclaiming how great greek and roman culture is
faggot

You should write him a cute note.

So I go to the University of Alabama but I'm originally from PA. Just last year I finally got involved in some car culture. I have an AW11 with flares and I have a Bugeye WRX in WRB and full STI get up.

So this happened last year
>At Target with the GF
>Come out and see a note on my MR2, says something about a car meet tonight at 8
>SWEET, didn't know there were other enthusiasts in Tuscaloosa
>Pull up around 9 cause meets always get going around an hour after they start
>Couple guys swarm my car, explain that the engine is stock and that it's not fast
>People don't know about the MR2 and seem skeptical that it's a Toyota
>A few guys pull up, R32 GTS, FRS, Miata, Genesis.
>R32 has cage, harnesses, and carbon hood
>All mods done by previous owner
>Guy who owns it knows almost nothing about cars
>Okay.jpg
>Ask the FRS guy what he's done
>Rims and springs nigga
>Oh okay then
>Go talk to Genesis guy, he hasn't done anything to it and is a cocky asshole
>Guy in a Turbo NB pulls up
>FUCKINGFINALLY.zip
>Parks next to me, younger black guy gets out
>Start asking him about, he doesn't know much
>Paid someone to turbo it for him, way overpaid
>Guy in a stock autotragic fiesta pulls up
>Honestly fucking coolest guy of the bunch

Needless to say I stopped going to those meets. At my apartment complex there was a gorgeous NA Miata with tasteful mods. I don't see it after Christmas break but now there's an M5 in the parking lot. Talk to guy, he went to turbo the NA over winter break and couldn't finish it so he brought his M5 lmao. Nicest fucking guy though, he was great and knew his shit. I have a second story then.

realist niggas are stuck with autotragics not by choice. also do research for day when they finally go back or start driving manual.

don't worry I've done the same thing
gave thumbs up to another MR2, no response

although neither of these are as bad as some vapelord waving to my 56 y/o dad in his GTI

Second story
>Getting groceries at Aldi in my Bugeye
>Random guy walks up and tells me my car looks great
>Notices the STI badges are pink and not red like the later ones
>Wow first person I've met that knows that down here
>Invites me to a car Facebook group that meets in Tuscaloosa
>Look up this group, literally a bunch of guys with stock Honda's and the guy I talked to has a 2014 TDI Jetta he rallies
>Literally no cool cars, oh well, I'll go anyways
>Meet at the top of a parking garages
>Guys are really friendly, a bit austic, but they ask a ton of question about my Bugeye and are very willing to talk but aren't know it alls
>Couple of bikes come too
I've been going every other Friday for the past few months now, the highlights include
>Supercharged Ford Torino GT that literally shook the ground of the parking garage
>FIAT 500 Abarth
>Plateless and fairingless stunt bike

Not much but honestly the group is really nice and I enjoy the people so I keep going.

I think the Fiesta guy was bullied into it by his parents. I told him not to put any money into that Fiesta but that he should buy a second project car. He wanted to straight pipe his Fiesta lmao

>what kind of person asks an adult stranger if they watch anime

The kind who owns a weebmobile.

Car culture is the only crossover that I know which un/ironically likes an anime.

It was a ruse, it was photoshoped

Sup.