>live in MassiveJewShits >everyone here either does not know how to drive properly or dives like a total dick >some people ignore yield signs, others treat them as stop signs no matter what >geezers doing 10-15 under >boiracers and soccermoms doing 20-30 over >brodozers with blinding light bars at eye level >stancefags with fartcans doing 20mph everywhere >women in giant SUVs not paying attention and crashing into shit like it’s nothing >fall leaf peeping tards doing 20 under and not paying attention to the road >lifelong residents that still can’t into snow driving despite AWD, ABS, and TCS >salt will kill your car >potholes will kill your suspension and wheels >shit wintertime gas >rediculous inspection laws >constant, unending roadwork everywhere you go >gun laws shit >front plates >high income tax
Why the fuck do I still live here?
Sebastian Thomas
Shameless bump
Cameron Gomez
>Germ-many >need most modifications signed off by inspections >parts with type approval so you can skip inspections are expensive because the type approval for the manufacturer requires extensive testing >vehicle codes and inspectors put the nazis to shame >low percentage of detached housing, lots and lots of apartments with on-street parking >lots of garages are comparatively old and extremely tiny for modern cars >tons of traffic in some places, no real deserted "middle of nowhere" roads Other than that it's pretty good. Decent road surfaces, decent drivers, lenient fines for speeding, tolerable registration and insurance costs, tolerable gas prices in European comparison, and of course the Autobahn. And on the upside our nazi inspections keep deathtrap beaters and retarded rat rods, stanceshit and brodozers off the road.
Sebastian Price
NY: >no riding dirt bikes on public land. Snowmobiles are okay though >salt eats cars >roads a shit due to freeze/thaw cycles and heavy salt use >also high ass fuck taxes, still pay tolls on some interstates >strict gun control laws
Drivers up here are better than ones I've seen in SC and VA though. I like NY overall but its like the commiefornia of the north east for fucks sake
Ian Reyes
>Florida Pros: >Cheap insurance >Register anything >No rust >No emissions >No inspections Cons: >Cubans in their riced civics everywhere >Impossible to find a rotary that isn't owned by a Puerto Rican >Lifted trucks everywhere >No good roads >Not even any good trails to ride a dirtbike on
It's nice but it sucks
Samuel Hughes
your gun law is also absolute trash also >high income tax MA is not considered a high income tax state...
>Maine >everyone drives speed limit >too many 1 lane district roads >salt >actual high income tax, not CA level but fuck this shit >out of staters that are now coming in that can't into winter driving
Kevin Gray
don't forget >annual floridan invasion
Jonathan Cruz
>Houston >people can't drive. Especially blacks. >traffic everywhere. Mostly due to above. >non-highway roads are awful. You WILL ruin your wheels or suspension components real quick if you're not constantly aware or know the road >if it rains, expect your commute to double >cops pull people over during rush hour. DURING RUSH HOUR. This creates a substantial amount of traffic. Pulling over people speeding in the fast lane, fuck off.
>pros >highway system is pretty good. The feeder system is better than other parts of Texas >cops generally don't give too much of a fuck if you're speeding when it's not rush hour.
Kevin Roberts
>heavy salting in most areas during winter >huge taxes and fees on anything non-electric/hybrid >licenses are expensive >engine swaps, increasing/decreasing wheel+tire diameter more than 5%, bullbars, bumpers and more require VIN-specific letters from the manufacturer or a TÜV-approval >EU-regulations regarding things like extra lighting, how many studs you can have in the tires actively go against making traffic as safe as it can be >diesel bans in major cities >increasingly anti-ICE, even in areas where EVs and public transport aren't an option
Angel Robinson
With the amount of snowbirds those poor bastards need to deal with I consider it even.
Jonathan Perez
>South France
pros: >Really fun roads everywhere >scenery >can ride all year easily
cons : >unsufferably hot in summer >Cops and speed traps everywhere >Often shit road quality (potholes,50years old roads...) >Arabs suicide driving everywhere without a licence >Rich arabs driving bmws like fucking retards >Millions of tourists invading every road for a quarter of the year >Overpopulated, be sure to find motorcyclists and cyclists on every good road all year round.
Julian Cruz
>especially blacks This is everywhere. It's not even a skill thing, it's them being shitheads. Whenever there's someone on the interstate drifting between lanes and being a huge hazard to other drivers, it's a young black woman unabashadly staring at her fucking phone. I want to run them off the fucking road.
Mason Harris
New Brunswick Canada >No good roads >salt, salt, SALT >20 feet of fucking snow in the winter >roads have more potholes than the moon >absolutely no car culture >Quebec is touching us
James Gray
white people literally cannot drive at all. It doesnt matter if they are young, old, women, man, trans.
Those subhumans need their licenses revoked.
Kevin Long
>Netherlands
Pro: >Superbly smooth asphalt
Con: >Fucking expensive fuel €1.59 p/l / $7.00 per gal >Fucking expensive traffic fines broken light €140, 10 km/h over limit €70, 22km/h over limit €208 anything excessive like 40 km/h over limit is in the thousands) >Fucking expensive roadtax petrol Golf is €45 p/month. 325i e46 €70 p/m >Reallly fucking expensive roadtax for diesels diesel Golf ~€110 p/month 330d e46 €150 p/m >salted roads despite very rarely snow >densely populated >overly active cops >speed traps >cameras >no good twisties >strict inspections >thieving polacks
Hard times for an enthusiast here.
Matthew Rogers
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Jason Moore
That sounds like actual hell. I’m sorry user.
Henry Rivera
It is.
Hudson Sanders
Ireland.
>>Fuel taxes. >>Car Taxes. One time tax on registration, and annual tax every year. >>Buttrape Insurance. >> Everyone drives gutless econodiesels and lightweight tin-boxes. >> Car enthusiasts looked down on as 'maniacs' spending more money than they ever have to to get somewhere....
Colton Baker
Finland >Heavy taxation on new cars Cars with big engines and high emissions can cost here 2x the price compared to the states. Cars are very expensive and thats our cars are one of the oldest in Europe.
>Expensive gas Norway is probably the only country in Europe with higher gas prices
>Long winters and heavy use of salt Winters here seem to be less cold and snowy than they used to be so its impossible to keep your car clean even for a day. Cars rust to shit very fast.
>Shit roads Spikes on winter tires wear the asphalt fast. There are plenty of nice curvy and low traffic roads in the countryside but driving fast will just break your car
>Inspections Strict emission tests and almost all modifications on your car must be approved by the inspector.
Nolan Bell
>>strict inspections You can get away with an awful lot in terms of mods though, as long as you pay up to get the car re-registered with them. Insurance isn't too bad either. Too bad there's only like 2 tracks and a couple of dragstrips here and there, and the rest is just flat land and bike-focused cities.
Samuel Gutierrez
California >Boiracers in 350Zs, G35s, and 3k civics everywhere. >Soccer moms tailgating you everywhere >Brodozers with xenons blinding you at night. >Front plates. >Stacies driving Chad's lifted truck, and being just as much of a cunt about it. >Teenagers with absolutely no regard for the rules of the road, blowing through intersections and nearly T-Boning everybody in the process. >Shit tier roads everywhere. >Whenever a road rage incident occurs, someone is bound to die. >Homeless in San Francisco and the like beating on your car for free money or food, it's a lose lose situation. >Cops who will pull you over for going 5 under, but who let the geezers going 20 under and impeding traffic go by unharmed. >Stancefags. >Constant smog checks unless you live in the foothills and above. >Insurance ridiculously high for the aforementioned reasons.
Fuck this shithole.
Owen Price
For going 5 over*
Jackson Edwards
That's pretty much all of them
William Bailey
Michigan
>Flint/Saginaw/Detroit ruined our reputation >dearborn is a caliphate >Ann Arbor is basely Ohio >We border the worst state in the union >Unions and the EPA kill our only industry >Winter 80% of the year >Salty as fuck
But if you want cheap old car parts then come on over, I know people with Stacks of Saginaw Two speeds
Juan Brooks
You forgot being tailgated if not constantly 10mph over the speed limit
Connor Watson
>Indiana good: >relatively cheap gas >plenty of county backroads >reasonably active car culture (indy 500, etc.) >tons of cheap cars for sale of pretty decent variety >no front plates >low registration fees/taxes
bad: >everyone driving at night will tailgate your with their high beams on >reckless inexperienced drivers, especially in rain/snow >salty hellscape in winter >potholes/cracked pavement fucking everywhere
James Scott
Nova Scotia Bad: >Despite having one of the most famous driving trails in the world, The Highlands have really shitty roads >Arabs in Halifax speed around like arseholes and smash into slow moving vans >Winter is fucking horrible, Salt everywhere >Potholes are fucking everywhere >No one takes any care of their cars >Cars are constantly stolen >Fuckhueg amount of tiny dicked mainlanders in gigantic trucks plowing into people >Insane number of hit'n'runs >Winter tires cost a fortune >Teenagers get in less crashes than retarded boomers with no care for their cars >Police are assholes and have nothing to do but slow you down >Road construction >Road Repair >Floods keep destroying roads in Sydney and Antigonish >Too many RVs on the road >North Sydney is fucked every time a ferry comes in. Roads unclearable >Asians are fucking amazing at causing 80-car pileups on Route 4 >Snowplow drivers do not give a fuck and will scratch the shit out of your car >Snowplow drivers also fucking hate plowing anything other than the Highways >Everyone steals road signs >Children throw bricks at cars >Roads are full of garbage from foreigners and mainlanders throwing trash out their window
Good: >Really pretty, Evening drives are fucking amazing >Cars cost next to nothing, Mechanics are cheap and honest >Not a bad car culture >Tons of classics everywhere you look >Driving anywhere is much more satisfying with hills >No one gives a fuck if you stop in their driveway or go explore their land. >Error: Cyclists.exe cannot be found >Tons of backroads, Stopping on the side of the road won't get your car stolen >Twisty roads >Rain only makes things more cool, Especially at night.
Colton Gomez
Then stay the fuck out of the far left lane you half-wit.
Dylan Sullivan
My goddamn basement flooded last thanksgiving
Chase Wilson
>>parts with type approval so you can skip inspections are expensive because the type approval for the manufacturer requires extensive testing But how would the inspector even know that I replaced my clutch or water pump?
Colton Hill
I'm reading this over a few times, Cape Breton or Victoria?
Liam Kelly
No shit. What is your first clue you are driving to slow?
>Be Alberta >Buy and sell everything on Bill of Sale, don't have to register car, no title, no tax. >Cheap registration >No inspections >No emissions >Ok insurance >Oil price boom brought all kinds of exotica here >Oil price bust has all kinds of stuff on kijiji for half price >Decent highways >Everybody drives 20 km over >Rocky Mountains >Ok fuel costs
The Bad
>Holy fuck why can immigrants not drive, is it fucking genetic? >Winter >Liquid salt in cities, sand and small gravel on highways. Rock chips everywhere. >Holy fuck why can immigrants not drive, is it fucking genetic? >Speeding tickets not cheap >Cops in Helicopters >Cops who lie in court, especially the Sheriffs up in Ft Mac >Insane meth heads who steal everything >Holy fuck why can immigrants not drive, is it fucking genetic? >Too many slow as shit morons in the left hand lane (but that's everywhere apparently)
Ryan Bailey
MN >salt >road construction >Somalis driving shitty 90s and early 2000s Japanese cars really poorly >salt >cold hits hard before the snow does >good hilly roads are all up north >many single lane roads have idiot bumps in the middle that make passing annoying >old people are all over the road >salt
Camden Anderson
They are Nazis dude, they know.
Cooper Morris
Was gonna make a list, but this is good
Somehow you didn't mention traffic, or the motherfucking CARB which makes any decent mods illegal.
Adam Martinez
Victoria
Logan Powell
>poor-land >typical diesel family cuckmobile (think rav4 2.5) is nearly $39000 >fuel is "fairly" cheap unlike other european countries $4.95/gal >two-lane toll highways, where right lane is constantly clogged with trailers. and because of "keep-to-right" rule, you are "supposed to" weave a like fucking retard between traffic going 50 and at least 80MPH >bullshit speed limits. road goes through some village with basically 6 houses (which you can't actually see) and it's classified as "city", so 30MPH speed for at least a mile
now here's fun part >speed cameras doesn't measure your speed, but speed of the police car. so, just zoom in like fuck, accelerate to 120MPH, and collect revenue afterwards. >speed guns that actually pick emi from dc motors (ie. fans) >retards with dash cams that will happily report you >demerit points for offenses unrelated to driving >4 demerit points for forgetting to turn on your DRLs, 10 points if you ignore accident >pedestrians are holy cows. >lul, $100 for "aggressive" braking (whatever the fuck it means), and other bullshit "laws" designed to rip you off >license plate numbers are assigned by county, so cops are really anal if you aren't from their region >fucking curbs on curvy roads
>assessors who know dogshit, and somehow are able to prove your guilt by looking at skidmarks >cause of 99% of accidents is "excessive speed" >selling a used car is nightmare, because you have to deal with anal retentive faggots >used 10-15 year old shitboxes with "120 000 miles", are somehow "worth" 35-50% of their original value >salt every-fucking-where despite light winters
>while you actually can register a kit car. it needs to have engine that meets at least "euro 5". and even after you're actually technically unable to get it inspected, unless you're prepared to drive to "special inspection station" (read. more expensive)
this country govt. literally hates cars, and has hated them ever since they got popular 80 years ago
Thomas Roberts
>MassiveJewShits where? why the fuck do ameriblobs always insist on naming their state instead of their country
Connor Wright
California Good: >rust free datsuns, hondas, and old ass minitrucks >rust free muscle cars >old jap shit is cheap as fuck and abundant >lots of old pre 2000 bimmers >lots of twisty canyons >birthplace of car culture >lowriders and hot rods >great weather, never snows
the bad >gay ass smog laws >fuel is expensive >faggot liberals from the east move here and jack up the prices of everything >faggots in priuses and teslas everywhere
Elijah Barnes
You lucky fuck you get all the good twisties.
Grayson Watson
where do you live user?
Isaac Roberts
Not very fun when there's shitty turrists going like 30mph as far as you can see. Also, It's fucking cold and shitty here. The mountains don't really make up for that.
Alexander Wilson
It's cold and shitty everywhere, it's Cape Breton Island. Tourists do sound like a hassle though, oblivious mainlanders piss me off.
Isaiah Allen
NY inspection laws based solely on odb1 vs obd2 cars. Only exception is trucks gvwr over 8600 lbs. Moral of the story is know a guy and drive a 3/4 ton truck or 21+ year old car and you can do anything.
Nathaniel Howard
>Cheap insurance Only if you're over 30. I pay over 2k a year for a fucking Honda Accord >Cubans in their riced civics everywhere >Impossible to find a rotary that isn't owned by a Puerto Rican Must live in Miami. Not like St. Petersburg is much better. Just trade Cuban for Hipster white boy and it's the same thing.
Evan Cooper
>Hispanics, Hispanics everywhere
Asher Hernandez
>whines about not being able to tell where the poster is from >can still forgive out where the poster is from anyways Literally what are you even complaining about? That you’re European? Fuck right off.
Adam Wilson
United Mingdom
Bad >cameras fucking everywhere >fuel tax directly extracted from your urethra >insurance not far behind >roads are not maintained properly since it's all privatised/sub-con'd now - potholes everywhere (cost cutting is fun!) >shit retina melting headlights are still not illegal >speed bumps are very "fashionable" lately
Good >nice twisty roads in the hills (come to derbyshire and kill yourself on the cat & fiddle with your shit driving!) >probably half the cameras don't work >most people are not massive dickheads and are in fact actually polite >you don't need to cock about with different tyres for winter/summer >cops are generally p. chill unless you're a massive penivore >annual testing means shit cars get fucked off the road and into the bin where they belong
Cooper Bell
>blobmuttistani automatically assumes anybody that insults him is european
Julian Reyes
California.
...I think I'll just mention the positives since everyone knows whats bad here.
>scenic roads up and down the state >moderate weather all year around in SoCal means you can drive your favorite soft top all year around and not have salt from the roads eating your car >abundance of used vehicles in relatively good condition available via private sellers or car lots.
Angel Russell
>Cuckmany/Bavaria >0 (zero) 80/90s Japanese sports cars I just want something cheap, fun and stylish. The best I can get is a fucking Mazda 3 sport or some beamer
Isaiah Morris
El Salvador
Good >You can do pretty much anything to your car and it would be legal >No car equipment checks >Barely any cops if you are a speeder >No insurance needed >Pretty active car culture, for what it is >Really pretty back roads driving
Bad >Hard to find parts sometimes >Used cars are actually more expensive here than in the states >8 year old or older import ban >Sometimes missing manhole covers >Most used cars are jerry rigged just enough to run >Most used cars are salvage auction rejects from overseas that are somehow put together >If you are at fault in an accident and dont pay you can go to jail
Carson Edwards
poorland - poland
Nathaniel Turner
I drive an 01 Silverado. Recently had to deal with the obd2 codes vs inspection >living in VA, with NY registration and inspection (navy) >ses light appears, read it and its evap related, lol IDGAF >couple years later, move back to ny >inspection is like 4 years expired >awh fuck had to toss some parts at it to fix it, tried the evap vent solenoid as apparently thats a common point of failure for my truck but that didn't solve it. Had to replace the fuel tank pressure sensor. Which involved pulling the bed, and replacing the whole fuel pump assembly. What the god damn fuck. At least my gas gauge works now
But even if you're a classic and outside of regular emissions requirements, I'm pretty sure you still need a visual inspection. AKA can't remove the cat on my 87 300zx.
Adam Gutierrez
South California
Good >Nice weather >No salt >Lots of twisty roads
Bad >Prius drivers driving slow like they own the road >boiracers with fart cans >surprisingly a lot of brotrucks >women in SUVs/Crossovers with no regard to their own or anyone's else safety >unholy amount of traffic in the morning and afternoon >smog checks >if it rains, expect there to being 500% more accidents >people on the freeway who slow down to a crawl to look what's happening on the side of road (it could be a serious accident or just some guy changing a tire)
Owen Scott
OP here, figure I should list the good. >nice scenery, especially in fall >lots of classic car shows >lots of good driving roads if you look for them >typically very little traffic after 9 pm outside of cities >cold, dry fall air means engines run amazingly >driving during flurries especially at night is max comfy >Muh chowdah >Muh lobstah >Muh Red Sox >Muh Patriots >Goin’ down the Cape in summer >NEAQ in Boston is great >lots of awesome museums in general
>people on the freeway who slow down to a crawl to look what's happening on the side of road (it could be a serious accident or just some guy changing a tire)
Same thing here with massholes. Same thing when anyone gets pulled over. Fucking annoying.
Oliver Barnes
Good >cross paths with vintage/exotic/super cars all the time
Bad >I will never afford those cars
William Davis
Good: >mellow climate with pretty mild winters unless you head into the mountains >natural beauty that has inspired countless artists over the centuries >largely rural with open spaces to just drive and think or do some off-roading >no front plates >no weird overly draconian emissions laws >touge availability >most people are clueless this place even exists
Bad: >indians and mexicans who are objectively terrible drivers and have a love for DWI >some amazingly shit-tier road maintenance in areas >car scene of mostly brodozers and turbo 4s made for gays >shitboxes everywhere due to poverty >retards everywhere due to poverty
I dunno. I could go on but nobody is reading this anyway.
Kevin Flores
It's not about clutches or water pumps, there are a lot of parts like strut bars that won't ever require inspections or type approvals, it's about performance parts like engine tuning or suspension parts, and pieces integral to safety like lighting and body pieces.
Blake Thompson
As a lifelong resident of mass, all of this is far too true, especially the endless fucking road work, I swear they do this shit for fun sometimes
Jace Walker
>it's about performance parts Increase bore and stroke. Undetectable even by the most experienced German technician or scientist.
Nathaniel Jenkins
>live in orlando >best rollercoaster is I4 through downtown
Nathaniel Morgan
Pennsylvania >salt, salt everywhere >potholes everywhere >fucking deer >somehow worse roads than New Jersey
Leo Brown
That sounds miserable.
Noah Turner
Plus plenty of Marylanders, if you live in southern PA, to drive like asshats
Cameron Bailey
>what sucks about Illinois Everything is awful.
Samuel Perez
>anywhere in france
cons >shit people >shit prices >shit military >shit fwd cuckboxes >shit sandniggers enriching the culture
pros >food is ok >at least it's not north korea
t. been to france multiple times
Kayden Ramirez
If my family didn’t live here I would leave in a heart beat
Nicholas Anderson
Austin is much..much worse in my opinion. The most mad ive ever been in my life was when I drove through austin for the first time.