Edition: Good job for letting the previous thread die
>ED info: pastebin.com/zEufftYe Be aware, Thargs are currently grabbing ships out of witchspace and giving out complementary rectal probings, it is advised you shoot the fuck out of them whenever possible, or just go with it if that's your thing, I ain't tellin you how to live. Apparently the Ayylmaos are rumbling again, inquire within if this means goddamned thing or if its just Braben trying to scare up some more money.
>Good job for letting the previous thread die Sorry for sleeping I will shitpost 24/7 from now on senpai
William Morris
I made an infographic but I'm not sure if it's entirely accurate. Any feedback?
Easton Bell
I will try my best trying to shitpost 24/7. It's only Thursday so going to work without sleep is fine. I would honestly think that now before July 12th there would be more Star Citizen shitposting. Or was it all just a one guy after all. No time to think, it's time to shitpost!
>galaxies colliding I'm going slightly insane looking at this photo
Daniel Robinson
Can you make a guide how to fly in Elite Dangerous?
Justin Roberts
>implying I'm any good at flying
Zachary Gonzalez
How long until this week's AtV?
Adrian Myers
Who knows, they completely abandoned the idea of releasing ATV at a scheduled time. Could be at any point between 4 and 12 hours from now.
Luke Mitchell
As weekend nears, my wife's son wants to play
Tyler Rogers
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Caleb Wright
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Isaac Nelson
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Jace Miller
New player here, why are community goals stuck at 0h0m with no option to claim reward? I want my money.
David Jenkins
>maybe we can keep this one alive
Cooper Thompson
We just need to say up 24/7 and post every 15 minutes. 4 posts/hour. I think there's at least 3 people on this thread right now.
Samuel Morales
what kind of goon doesnt even know about the poster count?
John Foster
Why are people so obsessed with coming out facing the mail slot? Is not hard to just fly around and go in.
Angel Bennett
So today we get to look at pretty planets and maybe an announcement about evocati getting their hands on the first build.
Owen Myers
>maybe an announcement about evocati getting their hands on the first build. lol
Joseph Jones
Not goon, a Neanderthal. I am Neanderthal.
Lucas Scott
I'm bumbling my way through this game right now and I'm sitting on 17 million credits. I pretty much just bounty hunt and explore, what ship and weapons should I go with? I have a Viper MKIII right now with 2 pulse lasers and 2 rail guns but I'm pretty stumped trying to figure out what the next step for me is
Matthew Foster
Don't waste your money unless it guarantees you hundreds of millions of credits. For a competitive pvp ship with decent equipment you will need that few hundred millions. Yes, 500,000,000 credits.
In the meanwhile I think you could try to get Diamondback Scout/Explorer, not really sure which one is better. Don't take my advice about the ship too seriously. Just concentrate on getting more money so you can finally start to play the game.
Jackson Smith
i'm on Merope 5C because I hear there are barnacles here to harvest
How will I know I found it? Do I just have to run into it? Outcrops only showed up on my radar when i was pretty close.
Connor Campbell
You need to scan the navigation beacon with Advanced Discovery Scanner.
>Go to Alcazar's Hope on Merope 2A. (To save you scanning every planet, it's the 2nd planet from the sun on the system map, first moon). From Alcazar's Hope you can see a Capital Ship hovering over a valley. The barnacles are underneath it; there are two sets; one spent, one fresh.
Jace Gonzalez
find a place to stack missions in work towards bigger ships
Dylan White
actually i alt-tabbed back and watched a ship landing directly on top of the barnacles we chatted for a bit but there were no fruits on the barnacle so we're ditching it
thanks, i'll check that one out next!
Jayden Ramirez
I think I'm going to launch ED after 2 month break. It's kinda exciting. Exciting in this lame and boring way because I know that fooling around for 30 minutes I will probably close the game and do something else. But shitposting on this general should be constant, keep up the stinkers coming in, we don't want to die before 750 posts!
Isaiah Ortiz
Why this happens from time to time? Disconnection from server?
Jordan Bennett
I am having the hardest time getting anywhere with elite dangerous, I've toyed with all the major jobs but I can't seem to break the 25 mil mark I play on Xbox with 2 of my buddies and they are bounty hunters and I just can't get into that, it feels like there is so much more to do than circle through hazrez and claim your bounties when you escape a fight you can't win, I'm in a keelback with a fighter bay and it's not strong enough to fight, and it's not big enough to make mining profitable what should my next steps be if I want to achieve an anaconda
Joshua Torres
Facing the mail slot is good for increasing your chances of getting into a station when smuggling or wanted with out getting scanned. Unfortunately its way easy to avoided getting scanned even if you end up in the stations ass, I don't know when it happened but there is no challenge anymore.
Chase Evans
Topsy kekaroo
The only announcements CIG is able to deliver is about delays and estimates they know themselves are impossible.
Parker Morgan
We have evocatifags here , right? we'd know if evocati got 3.0, right?
Michael Rivera
Probably yeah. But evocati is slated for last week of July/first of August if I'm not mistaken so I REALLY don't expect them to somehow announce evocati today.
Colton Clark
They won't have it for another 2 weeks at least.
Colton Kelly
It'll be at least another 2 weeks after at least the next 2 weeks after the next 2 weeks.
Blake Collins
Also, we are talking weeks not months now. We are just around the corner to release this baby.
t. Crobby Robman
Adam Anderson
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Leo Hill
>at least Just checked the 3.0 schedule, and the latest projected date for evocati is the 20th, 2 weeks from today. But knowing CIG, they'll delay it to the very last second and you'll be spot on.
Logan Morgan
They forgot to update the Evocati and PTU dates to the correct date which is about 2 weeks into august. (But this is also a bullshit estimate only to be pushed 2 more months).
Connor Nguyen
CHRIS GIVE ME ATV YOU FUCKING CUNT I WANT IT NOW FUCK CHOKE TO DEATH FAGGOT
Nicholas Evans
Chris isn't the one editing it, they probably have to go over the episode with a fine tooth comb to remove anything from the background they don't want to spoil. Probably being more thorough because this one involves planets.
>H-Haha I'm l-laughing! Derek Smart is a fascinating man.
Joshua Thompson
Real talk here do you think RSI will take him to court after they launch the game for all the shit he has pulled?
Grayson Cooper
Probably not. After the whole Escapist spergout, Chris has probably realized Derek isn't worth it.
Adrian Jones
Thank you Derek, the savior of gaming and truly a smart man. 180+ IQ and COUNTING.
Elijah Ortiz
What happened with the Escapist was it some sort of legal thing because the letter and the story were both taken down by each.
Alexander Ward
I think Derek is on Chris's side. Hidden payroll, just to create super cheap PR for the game. Everybody loves to read about problems in succesfull companies.
Jace Young
Escapist took their articles down because it was proven that their sources were all bullshit. Chris took his autistic ranting down probably because Ortwin made him. Hell, he told Chris not to post it I'm the first place because it would make them look fucking horrible, but he did it anyway.
David Perez
>Going through mailbox >FWOOOM >"You're mine now commander" Where are these npcs getting their FSD's
Samuel Long
don't you die on me
Christian Roberts
WHERE THE FUCK IS ATV ROBERTS
Jack Peterson
Why does this thread continue to be revived? Evocati is a month off, at best. 3.0 before gamescom isn't going to happen. AtV is just more pipelines and self aggrandization. What is there to talk about aside from kicking the thread along page 10?
Xavier Clark
Why do you give a fuck? If you don't want to be here, piss off.
Jacob Lopez
Look even the game character is dying of boredom.
Carson Wilson
How do you get to have that view ?
Ryder Morales
Oh wow you know I could ask the same, why you were born? Why is it that you haven't killed yourself because your existence is not justified on any level. It's meaningless and the way you life your life is menial.
Christopher Bell
I'm just wondering why the thread gets revived for 8 hours of shitposting before it dies again? Why not leave it dead until there is actually something to talk about? Now we have several short threads in the archive with no discussions, just shitposting. Why not just go to /v/ and shitpost instead of dragging this thread along for no reason?
Jaxson Turner
The new camera suite. You need to manually bind the keys for it I think so just go to check your preferences first.
Connor Brown
I repeat, what fucking difference does it make to you? People want to post in the thread so they make the thread. You brain dead nigger.
Joseph Garcia
Usually there is a sense of community. Community doesn't stop to wait until there is a new patch... Look at /wowg/ for example, it never stops. You get the idea. There's tons of stuff to talk about regarding these games and space in general as well. I'm not here to talk about patch notes...
Jayden Ortiz
You don't actually need to be on this thread. You can always read the patch notes from the readme.txt and stay away.
Jaxon Gray
>community Community is what kept this thread going for over a year and a half of no content except for Grimhex and a couple of ships from CIG. We have been talking about the same exact content for over 18 months. No general does anything close to that. /pubg/ is already dieing, but they have the self awareness to realize it already. There is literally nothing to discuss except AtV and triggering all of you.
No argument, but what would be the fun if I couldn't shitpost too? I have just as much nothing to talk about.
Jordan James
>Haha I was just ebin trolling xDDDD Pretending to be retarded is still being retarded.
Ian Russell
>thinks I'm a troll I could be doing some aussie tier dadposting right now, but I'm concerned user. People think SC is a cult and you aren't helping abate that generalization. I'm sure there are summoning memes on the Spectrum you could be upboating right now.
Brandon Moore
I actually have to agree. There is no point discussing anything because: 1. CIG aint listening to Veeky Forums fags. 2. Nothing is set in stone so everything is just guess work at best. 3. We have no idea where this is heading until 3.0.
When 3.0 releases and we get some more insight into where this is heading, then we can start throwing shit again, because then we have something to aim at.
SCG is closer to Shitposing Community General
Benjamin Richardson
The shitty part is there isn't even enough to speculate with. CIG presented everything in such a vague and disconnected way, it's hard to understand if we are getting something that will be a great game eventually, or if they are putting lipstick on a pig and 3.0 is a janky mess that's not worth fucking with. The worst part is how dead this game is really going to be if this flops. I'm biased towards wanting it to win, but CIG's obvious stalling over UI features to drag this to Gamescom makes everything just that much worse.
Noah James
My Cutter is calling bullshit.
Angel Parker
Maybe Braben is right... He made the game boring because the players are so damn boring as well. Compared to other generals... There's not even animu reaction images!
Jacob Smith
Staying up for ATV was a mistake
Carter Phillips
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Michael Gomez
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Joseph Stewart
Geeez... so gluttonous.
Jacob Foster
comfy spesships
Angel Martin
> My screen should be warped by now due to the gravity pull from the picture alone.
Easton Jackson
Are the systems like in No Man's Sky where it's just an area that you need to load and then can't get away unless you hyperdrive or can you actually go to another system without HD ?
Matthew Allen
Seamless star systems connected with jump gates. Your ship needs a jump drive to cross a jump point. Each system is supposed to be much more filled than NMS.
Ryan Lewis
Alright, thanks
Austin Roberts
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Tyler Ramirez
Any reward for generation ships?
Cameron Miller
David Braben bobblehead!
Alexander Gonzalez
Really?For visiting or discovering?
Hunter Brooks
What's even the point? You can't see your engines, from the cockpit view.
Nathan Martin
Where the FUCK is ATV?
Jackson Ward
Completely finished and edited days ago. It's artificially being held back until the hype on spectrum is high enough.
Daniel Phillips
Are you the same guy who thinks there's no point having /edg/ general before new patch notes?
Daniel Nelson
i-it's ready when it's ready b-but they're making a game, not videos b-but it's currently only afternoon LA time y-you should be grateful that you're getting it at all d-don't be so entitled
Josiah Rodriguez
Bitch I'm a god damn subscriber, I literally pay for this shit. I am entitled.
Nathan Perry
Just go to bed, it will be there when you wake up :)
Joshua Gomez
Is Quince scanning still the best way to earn credits?
Anthony Hall
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jason Roberts
It still is and they haven't patched it out. I'm soon half billion credits and still rising.
Caleb Gutierrez
what's this meme that 3.0 is stripped and scaled down? has anyone actually compared current and past feature lists?
Jace Moore
No planets or 60 fps
Caleb Perez
That's misleading.
They put in loads of network fixes which will improve framerate dramatically.
While it's true there are no planets, there are moons to land on, plus Delamar is a dwarf planet with a landing zone.
Carson Bell
The rings on Yela look cool as hell but I fucking hate the way the asteroids LOD into the ring. It looks really bad.
In fact, their LOD distance in general is pretty bad in SC.