Team Fortress 2 General; TF2G

all of you are fucking awful at the game why are you even here why bother where's 2013 tf2g

but pyro and demo are my only good classes duck you

here i am :-D

D-:

I'm interested!

crutchposters need to be shot.

me as the stock sniper about to shoot the pyro in the chest

shoot them in the legs so they need a crutch haha :D

post u're hours and recent a chief mint

me in the middle

god bless you half jocelyn jones left. you are a blessing. you are a god. never stop posting. you are best bro. you are. best bro. yes.

c+8

>lucksman is the only one that doesn't look like he has downsyndrome

What jewery is this?

/v/ is spilling over due to crowbcat's video + update hype, just post old memes until they get confused and leave

You 8th tier faggots

*sniffs*
i smell 8 tiers

It's because his face is covered.

Then play demo? I don't see what your issue is

ksht hey kid it's the mji,,, don't think you are anyone,,, 8th tier literal who.
mji out

hid 8 tier threads
ignore 8 tier posts
do not reply to 8 tier posters

how much poot could a poot poot if a pootis could poot poot?

but i want to play pyro and offclass demo

mmmm....
*siiiiiiips*
ah yes
*sipppp*
very good
*sippis*

Blablabla, i frag now :-DDDD

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demo is not an offclass you offperson

demo is MY offclass

why dont you go class off a bridge

Sitting straight
Staying hydrated

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dw you can play your main for up to 20 seconds on badlands last ;)

me
>sits up straight
>drinks plenty of water
>part of the mji illuminati
>frags hard and is invite level

you
>sits at 45 degree angle
>can't ctap
>drinks sugar water
>8 tier
>plays valve comp

does anyone have a jarate
i havent had one drop for fucking months and im banned on kike.tf

stop being an edgy queer and post more funny faces

>Maining pyro over demo
KILL

i too, want to maul miss pauling's pee jar

get the self-aware beauty mark instead it's a direct upgrade

god 6s are gay
*kills u*

no i specifically need jarate

do a full run of a jump map and post it here faggot

Alright, it has come to my attention that the majority of the so called "posters" are currently in a slouched position, this does not please me.
I work very hard for my frags, I practice my aim at least 1 hour every day on tr_aim, the fact that you DARE have the audacity to come into MY thread and drink soda? Un-Freaking-Believable!
Stop Watching Porn.
Lower Your Sens.
Stop Sitting Slouched.
Practice Your Aim.
Stop Trading Hats.
Start Fragging.

What do jump maps have to do with anything? You do realize that jump map skills don't translate to the actual game, right?

piss mauling
kill me

i did good as pyro one day and a newer pyro (female) looked up to me so much she copied my cosmetic and weapon loadout

am i going to get yiffed boyos

too bad pyro is for fucking faggots and furries hahahahhahahahhahhahahahhaahhaahahhahahaahahahahhahaha

That's most of this thread, though.

keep your wrists healthy gamers
youtube.com/watch?v=tlg1nBpHypc

that sounds like something an 8 tier would say

*ctaps out of here*

a lot of jump maps are unnecessary flashy autism but to say that the skills you develop on jump maps dont translate to the main game is retarded

my wrists are very flexible and i can pop them each in 6 different directions without having to touch them. that's why i use a high sensitivity

He looks like he's 12.
That's adorable.

my thumbs are double jointed does this impress you

no bitch

are there people who can't ctap? it's literally easier than normal crouch jumping you just need a mechanical keyboard

jump maps are like MGE, you learn skills from them, they're not supposed to be used to play the game but hone your jumping and tracking skills. If you can't beat a jump map then you won't have the skills needed to perform some rollouts and crucial jumps like the mid jump on granary that are imperative in competitive.

you've been outed >>/v/irgin

teamfortress.com/trouble in paradise/
teamfortress.com/trouble in paradise/
teamfortress.com/trouble in paradise/

haha yeah

You could have at least tried
You lose points for that
8 tier

That's a shit name for an update.

>7:30 am pst
great time for an update

ill do better next time I promise :c

you didn't even use underscores

I mean

Come on man

its the peanut butter pold hag

they dont use underscores, check meet your match

>fucking up your fake link this hard

they also don't put spaces between words

there was an attempt

When the actual update drops, half of us aren't going to believe it at all.

>Maps that give you free health and ammo
>More important for learning actual gameskills than booting up the map on an empty server to practice rollouts
Who's the true bad here?

At what point did i imply you couldn't do both?

Dumbass

are the mutated milk and self-aware beauty mark banned in comp for being direct upgrades

>direct upgrades
is "straight" a banned word in 2017 so you have to use "direct" instead

>being str8 in 2017

is it really the current year

>he mains solider

>almost 50% of the dedicated playerbase
you caught me

say what you want about skins but gun mettle gave tf2 a breath of fresh air

that's because gunmettle was filled to the brim with balance changes calling for nerfs on weapons people had been complaining about for ages, AND it came after the world's biggest disappointment - end of the line

honestly scout seems more common but maybe that's because i main scout

>expecting anything out of EotL
it was only disappointing if you were overhyped, I hope nobody does the same for the jungle update

>use the battalion's backup
>nobody pushes because they don't know what it does
every time

Scout isn't rewarding to new players. Soldier can be played no matter what skill level you are.

2 GP-5s and a furry
wew

Gonna probably catch flack for some of these, especially pink.

*use with caution, as it can look fantastic with certain themes or particle effects. can quckly look like shit.

God Tier:
Balaclavas are forever
After eight
Pink as Hell*
Zepheniah's greed
Team spirit

Good tier:
All other team colors
Drably Olive
Aged moustache grey*
Gentlemann's business pants
Abundance of tinge (loses points for saturation)

Ok tier:
The browns*
Mann co. orange
Australium gold
Distinctive lack of hue (why aren't you using after eight???)
Indubitably green
Bitter taste of lime and defeat*

Low tier:
A deep commitment to purple
A noble hatter's violet
Color no. 216-190-216
A mann's mint

Better be used for something weird tier:
Dark salmon injustice

"oh... you used that color... hah... looks... great" tier
A color similar to slate

0/10

>browns only ok
>olive and business pants are good

Where the fuck is peculiarly drab tincture and why is abundance of tinge so high?

>(why aren't you using after eight???)
after eight isn't actually black/grey, it's a really dark green

It's the most rewarding for players skilled in FPS games by default, that's for sure.

>expecting people with shit taste to use any other mask than a GP-5
S10s or even the jew M15s look better than a gp-5.

Look the color value up, it's dark yellow.

peculiarly drab tincture is part of the browns, but i'll admit it is the best brown.

abundance of tinge is only as high as it is because white is such a good color for so many cosmetics, even if it suffers from oversaturation

i believe it's meant to be taken as a dark grey/black, the hint of color just adds character.

olive looks good with military loadouts, and business pants look great on almost all hairstyles and several shirts.

>Off-white = brown
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?