Why couldnt we save her?

I know alot of you probably hate on Danica, and I know she never wins. Part of me just falls for that lovable looser race girl. I know I'm a fag for saying so but I just hope she finds her place in racing where she can have more success. Maybe sports car or endurance racing?

Can we have a Danica appreciation thread? Or is this a bannable post?

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I don't have too many emotions about Danica Patrick. Realized she is more than a meme, and I wish her the best. Mostly because of Indy. Indy car is purer then formula euro fags and kicks the shit out of NASCAR.

I'd eat her ass

Yeah, its not easy being meme. I hope she finds success. Maybe she can do well in Formula E. I don't know if she is gonna be able to get into any series with her record. I just hope she isn't done.

Yeah, me too. Her ass after five hours in the car the day after chili dog night.

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>Danica
who?

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The one who crashes or gets wrecked every race about 2/3rds of the way to the finish. Also is a vaginaperson.

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>looser

Car mag skank

>404 ass not found

>nascar
literally who gives a shit

>Tramp stamp
>No ass
Lol, no.

>Total crushes it in 'good little workout'
>CrossFit queen
>CrossFit

She should have an ass at the very least. If she can't succeed building herself how does she expect to win a race?

>muh booty mufugga bix nood jibbajab honky

you should be more disturbed by the lack of boobage there, dude

An ass implies more than aesthetics, user.

She's skinnyfat.

She's talentless and you're sprung. Beat off to her all you want but she hasn't shown that she can make it in the big leagues

Maybe she could do rally idk who cares

> looser race girl

fucking right she's loose ;)

I heard she's got a smelly vagina

She's a stuck up bitch and the only reason anyone knows anything about her is becuase she's mildly attractive, and used that to secure sponsorship deals.

If she was male and had the racing record she has, no one would who she is.

That is at least 10 pounds she shaved off to improve her lap time. Talk about dedication.

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lol that stupid bitch

"WHO HIT ME???!!"

>fucking drives her car into guy beside her

>when it's race day but you're on your period

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>why couldn't we save her

IndyCar drivers traditionally don't do well when transitioning to stock cars.

>Sam Hornish
>Dario Franchitti
>Juan Pablo Montoya
>Jacques Villeneuve

All did pretty much nothing. And think of how many wins/championships are between those drivers.

So realistically, how do you think a mid-pack IndyCar driver is going to do in a stock car?

stupid cunt desperate for attention

tries to make every race all about "her"

ban women now.

Sooo I've actually met and talked with her...
She's much shorter in person.
But here is my story.
>See Danica at the chili bowl last year
>Wait on the sidelines behind some rope like everyone else
>Everyone is being a creep and snapping pictures and just ogling her
>She gets tired of it and walks back to the car carrier
>Fuck it
>"Hey Danica can I ask you a question about racing?
Sure.
>I tell her that I'm working on my lap consistency and wanted to know what the professional level consistency was.(a question I've always wanted to ask)
>She gets all big eyed
>Tells me to shoot for the moon like I'm a kid

Mfw

True story. No lies. Awkward as hell and I don't think fondly of it. But on the plus side I did get to talk to Danica Patrick

>asking Danica Patrick about consistency
You got what you derved desu.

She's the second worst female NASCAR driver since 2000. Fucking kys.