/gwt/ - GWENT: The Witcher Card Game General

Not yet friend.

The answer is Coral.

You hate me, don't you user?

Delivered.

can you upload it to wsg? i need the sound version.

Oh shit what have you done you memelord

13th for Radovid Control

For you, my friend.

Will get on it. May have to redo it, though. Realize I had my mic on while recording.

>This "Swim" guy sure makes some nice decks

>she smells him

lord guide my dick

BANE of dorfs

Those last two silvers have dented my reserves a bit. Would like to make golds from now on. Still taking suggestions.

You can see how the she-demon has sapped all of the lad's energy.

A fitting end for a non-human and a demon-plougher.

didn't lose a single dorf matchup last night thanks to big guy letho

Does Emhyr have any fun decks? Not to climb ladder with but to mess around with in casuals?

I've only used him to replay rot tossers, peter, and auckes. There any more interesting interactions with Emhyr?

Emhyr with Menno. Basically Spy Calveit, but you also bounce their spies.

noice. can't decide which leader to movie card first so I might just put off deciding and start with this and Roach like you have
you can do some cute things with some factions like throw your opponent's cows and trapper bombs back at them, bounce and don't replay lord of undvik. against anyone you can use their spies to negate their CA

>And another one gone, another one gone, another one bites the dust

Post non-spy NG deck

How many do you want, senpai

Made a version with audio.

Is everyone dropping d-shackles now? With succubus, villen and kambi nerfed I'm not sure I should keep shackles.

no ele'yas. epic fail

This dwarf solitare shit makes me wanna kill myself

who is this semen demon

a semen demon

A legitimate semen demon, strangely enough.

Uhh Varu?

Where's my rank up?

jesus christ

SOMEBODY STOP ME BEFORE I CONVERT 2,200 SCRAP TO 1,100 MOON DUST FOR MOVIECARDS

how did they get away this lads

You mean how did a company that had the closest thing to hardcore fucking a western AAA release has gotten include soft moaning in their T-rated card game?

The world will never know.

consume is fucking idiotic

dwarves is fucking idiotic

this game's balance is going to the litral fucking dumpster

i feel like every fucking time i try to interrupt anything my opponent does he just brushes it off as no big deal

fuck this game

>Crying about consume
>Crying about dwarves

I can help you if you wish

>opponent plays Yarpen Zigri from their hand

not so fast, kiddo.

>Not playing axemen or dagon

You can't help me Letho. You just make me lose card advantage to win one round. There are no heroes left in Gwent.

You definitely don't want any premiums, friend. Trust me.

>One round
>One
>When the entire point of Letho is banishing units that would otherwise go into the following round

Ah, a brainlet, I see.

Stupid sexy lytta

>People lightning bolting my shit because they're running it for consume and dwarfs
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR REEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER HERE

>Sweers all of a Swim netdecker's drarves
>forfeits round 1

Eat a cock you cunt

Fuck, why must she always remind me of Janice Griffith

what the fuck were they thinking

>Can you fucking swing that mace already tier
I feel your pain senpai. I wish CDPR had the balls to have gory scenes in their premiums. The best we have is Vilgefortz

the QA team is obviously full of shitters, and rethaz can't even get past 2k mmr on his main account.
tells you a lot about the future direction of the game.

Spelltael is dead, bury it

Reddit truly is a cesspit. You see the same people complaining about the patch and once it hits they defend it. They go as far as directly replying to Burza/Rethaz sucking them off into Oblivion.

I hate this community and would move on if every other card game wasn't so shit

The new maymay is swim's dwarf cancer that people hopped right on when they saw it takes the iq of a peanut to play

Never played ST or NG and I'm feeling adventurous with my mountain of scrap. Do I craft meme dwarfs or reveal NG or wait a bit longer for things to settle?

Reveal is fun as fuck to play even if you lose. Dorfs are almost as boring as NR. you just shit out fat units on board without ever interacting with opponent

Reveal is never not fun

>Dwarfs

But that's not the fun ST deck, user

*ahem* We strongly suggest Nilfgaard, if you wish your life to be spared.

If you craft Reveal, keep in mind the meta will require you to fit Letho in.

Reveal is fun and every game is different because you're essentially seeing what you're playing around

Dwarves is literally dump shit on board, buff shit you dumped, lose to resets and Igni

Reveal it is, didn't expect so many (yous)
Give me your best reveal and I'll take it out for a spin. Letho welcome

How do you guys feel about the new balance changes? I haven't seen much talk about it

Go forth my child, rid the ladder of the filthy dwarfs

the only fun ST decks are the movement/ambush hybrids

Game is the most fun it's ever been IMO. I only wish other factions had a dwarf counter that was nearly as good as Letho

They were thinking, "You should premium this."

why is she circling cum in the air and out of her mouth

>trebuchet fires in the premium animation
>ballista just sits there waiting to be fired

So...you're telling me that the deck actually uses a mercenary to move Yarpen INTO Letho?

Swim is truly a mastermind, he just wanted to sneakily raise NG's winrate

I cannot express how satisfying it feels to fuck up monsters and dorfs with Radovid Control.

I think we both know why.

yeah

letho them early and laugh

My guess would be because you're a needy teenager whose only association with white smoky substance is cum. Probably because your own is of about the same consistency due to constant masturbation. Oh, and may additionally be a faggot in denial.

Made one of my boy with audio.

you dropped your trilby m'lady

high levels of projection in this post

>samefagging so hard yet so badly
Your faggot writing habits are way too fucking obvious, kid.

ty for bumping our dead thread

Who is he burning

...

>win game
>actually only 3,7k

what did they mean by this

Read the books man. You don't want to spoil this to yourself.

jesus not again

its a meme

I would like to thank Swim, dwarf netdeckers, and specially Letho for this prestigious award.

>brazzers.jpeg

Call again when you reach like 3500.

>big guy Letho countering rowstack dorfs just like old times

Calveit changed, but some things never change huh?

been happening to me since yesterday, idfk. bug report it w/yr username

what changed is that they used to at least keep yarpen in the siege row, so letho could never get him

now they just went full retard

post your letho decks, dorfs are dropping off

Are there actual 4k+ negroes on /gwt/?

you want Borkh variant or Reveal variant?

inb4 in the next patch Letho no longer banishes, solidifying the cucking of NG

I'm pretty new to game. I've been using a lot of small monsters with triss butterfly to buff them all up. Had my first encounter with Letho earlier. He was played on my side but after that he wasn't locked or reset or killed. He just ate some of my units and sat there being 30pts for the rest of the game. Is this some kind of move?

borkh, for sure not reveal

Maybe he was trying to deny your deathwishes, consumes etc, or maybe he just didnt draw into the Dbomb. Letho is a pretty flexible card

4k will be the new 3k in a week

>covering up the name
You know people can just look you up by winrate you silly paranoid