EVERYONE IS DRIVING AROUND WITH HIGHBEAMS ON AT NIGHT

EVERYONE IS DRIVING AROUND WITH HIGHBEAMS ON AT NIGHT.
TURN THEM SHITS OFF WHEN YOU SEE ANOTHER CAR
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>drive with high beams on
>my headlights are so old and shitty they look like low beams anyway

FIX THEM SHITS BITCH
I SEE TOO MANY PEOPLE DRIVE WITH THEM SHITS ON

>implying I'm going to fix the problem of twenty year old headlight cover designs that vomit light everywhere but where you want and 9007 bulbs that don't get nearly enough power
Do I look like an electrical engineer to you?

It's not about how bright they are, it's about where they're pointed. Fuck you.

>drive with lowbems
>people flash highbeams and honk the horn at me anyway

If you have those electric adjustment headlight you can turn them all the way down and use headlights on the freeway. It illuminates better than lowbeams.

At least i think its not annoying, noone ever flashes their own beams.

i don't think someone with a headlight setup that old is going to have electronic headlight adjustment

>truck with highbeams on

They might be lowbeams but the fucker didnt adjust them

>walking down my dimly lit quiet suburban street
>some dickhead comes along and blinds me with his highbeams

It's 50 fucking kilometres an hour, you don't need to see 500m in front, there's no bloody kangaroos around to jump out in front of you. Drive along slowly and respectfully,

Peolpe coming at me with h-beams on. I respond with h-beams, fogs and spots on my 4wd kek

People like this are the reason why we need mandatory car inspections.
It's like most people are unfit to actually operate a car.

>late at night
>come up to a red stop light
>need to make a right turn
>nigger in front of me won't turn
>sign reads "no turn on red"
It's fucking 3am, you jackass. FUCKING TURN.

>tfw a lot of them aren't even highbeams, they're just badly adjusted new age LED low beams

I do this because my headlights don't illuminate shit, so I need them to see far enough ahead to feel comfortable. Sorry if that upsets you but my need not to crash supercedes your desire not to be dazzled for 2.5 seconds as you pass me.

I will fucking smash into you head on. I hope you fucking die, and if not, I hope your insurance fucks you over after I present my dash cam with a wall of fucking light to the judge. I hope a nigger steals your car and takes it for a joyride. I hope you get pulled over and arrested for the meth that the nigger left behind after you got your car back. Fuck you.

6/10 almost got me angry enough to write a scathing reply

This poster is why Americans are known throughout the world as bad drivers

If you can't handle your vehicle because an oncoming car has high beams on, you deserve to lose your licence.

That title belongs to Jamaicans.

So go around him if it's 3am... the road isnt a god damn rail shooter...

>if you can't drive while blind, you shouldn't drive a motor vehicle.
No fucking shit.

>if you can't see the road with low beams you deserve to lose your licence
lq b8

get a cheap pair of those yellowish driving glasses to stop getting blinded. best investment

Get driving glasses or front windscreen tint strip if it bothers you so much.

you must own a new corolla. them shits dummy bright

If I break your nose with my fist, you should probably wear a helmet and face shield if it bothers you so much.

You're real aggressive. I'm gonna assume you have a pretty small circumcised doodle.

>muh dik
literal nigger

>driving with low beams on
>another car coming down the road turns his high beams off
>flashes them at me when my lights don't change

Is it not painfully obvious when a 90s Impreza isn't in high beam mode?

So you're admitting it hahaha and you're only argument in rebuttal is that you don't think penis size matters but I do because I'm a nigger.

>So you're admitting it hahaha
>deflecting the argument because you lost
>resort to muh dik

It's not about the brightness you nigger, it's how they're aimed.

Your literal argument was that you were gonna break my nose with your first, if that isn't nigger behavior I don't know what is.

I'm just pointing out you have a small cut dick. Is it awkward when you slip out and she doesn't even realize?

>Your literal argument was that you were gonna break my nose with your first, if that isn't nigger behavior I don't know what is.
it was an analogy to show how ridiculous your post sounded.

>muh dick
ooga booga bix nood my dude

How small is it when flaccid? less than 2 inches?

I honestly thought the whole muh dick thing was just a meme, until now.

Do you use urinals or stalls only so that no one can see your little doodle?

Can be worse
>driving home, down my home street
>lhd country
>guy is parked on the right side, with his front pointed at me
>talking to someone, engine running and not just his lights on, but his high beams too
>overly bright, blue, halogen lights or whatever the fuck the hype is now
>in a 30km/h zone
>street so well lit by street lights, you could see a minority dressed in black without him smiling
>flash my high beams briefly, he doesn't respond
>flash rapidly, he flashes back
>he didn't have them on by accident, but just for being a dick, I'm pissed now
>turn high beams and fog lights on, adjust head lights to max height and lay on the horn. Fog lights are embedded in the normal headlights, so they go up too
>swerve on purpose and stop just in front of his car
>get out and take life hammer with me
>ask him if this is the most fun he can have in his life, he responds "what are you gonna do"
>smash a headlight
>get in car, drive off, he tries to block by throwing his passenger door open
>his ecoshit hatch has nothing on my mighty volvo 940
>probably a big dent and a shattered window in his car but I hear nothing from him again
I honestly expected him to file a claim, but I guess he was too stupid to look at my license plate. I live on the other end of the street so I don't know the person he was talking to

>STILL going on about muh dic

Wew lad you took that shit to the next level.

...

I have the same problem. I always just flip my high beams on for a sec and flash em back

Fuck him for driving safely.

In that case he's just a black person and you're a nigger you fucking retarded faggot.

wait so who's the nigger in this story?

The guy who has decided, at 3 am, you don't have to follow rules/laws.

Why don't you just stop staring at other people's headlights?

Cause they're on the road and you're supposed to look at the said road when driving?

>Coworker always did this
>Blinds car which smashes into him
>Becomes disabled
>Also at fault and in financial ruin because what's insurance

Brights, not even once.

>h-beams
what, do they project anime porn onto the road in front of you

In all honesty I hoped that just calling him a dick would be enough, but I hate blue headlights with a passion and his reaction didn't help. The life hammer was for if the faggot was some scum picking a fight. I couldn't brake for or evade his door in time so that was completely on him

>oncoming car
>full beams
>doesn't turn them down
Fuck you.

>car behind you
>nearside headlight is fine
>offside headlight is way out of alignment
>it's pointing right at your mirrors and shining several suns directly into your eyeholes
Fuck you.

>other car
>has retarded discharge lamps so the lights are bright as fuck
>have to look away from where I'm going because I don't want my retinas to melt
>in a moving car
Fuck you.

>other car
>has fog lights on
>no fog present
Fuck you.

>oncoming car
>foggy as fuck
>has full beams on
>can't see shit because of bloom everywhere
Fuck you.

>unlit road
>lots of oncoming traffic
>i'm not using full beams because i don't want to blind people
>don't really need them anyway
>guy behind has full beams on because reasons
Fuck you.

"Blue" headlights should be b&. They trigger the "oh fuck, where is this emergency vehicle going" response. And eventually people will be desensitised to blue lights when it turns out it's only jonny fuckstick and his M3 yet again, they just won't react anymore.

>drive mx5/miata
EVERYTHING BLINDS ME

>lowered eg civic with a 24 year old scratched up windshield plus integra seats (lower than factory seats) and scratched up glasses
Just blind my shit up fäm

>lifted truck tailgates me with bright blue lights

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nigger detected

>>other car
>>has fog lights on
>>no fog present
>Fuck you.
lol. tell me why this is bad

>drive miata
>share road with sea of SUVs and CUVs
>oncoming driver has highbeams on
>be blinded
>they turn headlights to lowbeams
>be just as blinded
>not upset because miata driver

>be well adjusted adult driving at night
>oncoming driver forgets high beams on
>its very bright for a few seconds
>they pass and every back to normal
>remain calm and unphased

Depends on whether he is talking about euro fogs (as in the taillight bit that turns on super bright) or front fog lights.

I can see leaving the taillight bit on being fucking dumb but front fogs make absolutely no difference as far as glare for other drivers, their whole point is to be aimed low & wide.

How about the guy who waits to come over top of the hill to flick them off, like he wants you to know how courteous he's being by letting you see his high beams for just a moment.

I have a question. Say I'm driving on a divided highway, not just a median but where there is like 20-50 feet of grass separating them, nobody is in front of me going same direction as me. Can I have my high beams on then? Is it normal/Should I turn them off for people going the other direction on the other side?

Thanks in advance, I have autism and sometimes picking up norms and cues can be hard

Bright as fuck tail lights that mean you can't see anything in front of you that isn't red light.

Front fogs (if they're installed properly) are at almost at ground level to cut under the fog, and so are entirely incapable of blinding anyone.

I have 3 ebay lightbars mounted to the front of my car specifically to blind cunts that don't turn their lights off

>Driving on one lane road/no passing zone
>F150 tailgating me with brights on shining directly onto my mirrors and into my eyes.
>Slow 2013 5.0L Mustang in front of me only going about 150 MPH
>Get to the highway
>We all turn left
>Get into other lane to pass mustang and get away from this F150
>Shout "REEEEEEEE" out at guy in F150
>Activate my VTEC
>forced meme induction
>going about 500 MPH
>just child's play cruising speed for my Accord's God-tier F23 engine
>pic related
Hounder Mouseturd Rake.

>Nigger makes right on red at 3am
>3 cruisers out of nowhere.
> PUT YOUR HANDS UP PUT YOUR HANDS UP PUT YOUR HANDS UP
> *POP* *POP *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP*
>reloads
*POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP*

most of the time around me, 'no turn on red' is because the corner is blind and you can't turn safely.

there are a bunch more that are really infuriating though that say 'NO TURN ON RED' and in much smaller non-reflective writing it says 'when pedestrians are present', but at night you only see 'NO TURN ON RED' so some people don't turn there which is pretty annoying but not really their fault

what country
i drive with my highbeams on always even in daytime
come at me fucker

the only appropriate moment to switch is right before you can see the other guy's headlights
it's the safest way and also makes the road illuminated for the most time

The parts "they" left out:

>nigger was waving a gun at the police, yelling slurs and threats, and was clearly under the influence
>nigger's car upon search was found to have crack, weed, heroin, etc. inside
>nigger had a dozens of prior altercations with the law

But nah I guess his family deserves six figures in "reparations" even though she and the five kids from three fathers haven't spoken to him in years,

I would appreciate answers

As long as they're not obnoxiously bright, at this point, I can't even tell the difference between halogen high beams and LED/xenon low beams.

the E-class headlights are quite something. it's an LED array where you basically can always have your high beams on and it will automatically dim the portions of the light where other cars are. most luxury cars have 'auto dimming' high beams but this is next level

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>oh please lawd I want to believe
absolute alpha if true, user. fuck that faggot

In that situation I'd say yes. If we're talking a two laned road with cars coming opposite ways, no.

I have KC fogs and 2 KC spots for a combined 460 watts of fuck off after they don't take the hint of several high beam flashes.
>based jeep life

>when you make the headlights so bright you have to engineer an automatic shut-off feature for other drivers

I know that feel.

You don't understand.
Most new headlights auto level or have wider coverage. The problem is their angle is terrible so they are just spotlights to the thing that is in front of them instead of the road pavement. Some lights are so bright that they bleach out the concrete road so that you can't see the lane stripes.
Wearing sunglasses at night so I can, could be real in the very near future.

>see flashing coloured lights in mirror
>"Oh shit it's the cops"
>it's just some faggot with those fancy new lights going over a bump

Very annoying, I don't get this new trend for high powered headlights - it's not like they didn't have the technology to put bright lights on cars before, they just chose not to.....

I give them one free pass. If they flash me and my highs aren't on I do nothing. If they flash me again, I turn on my highbeams, 2 PIAA fogs on the front bumper, and LED light bar on my roof.

the owners of trucks with lightbars should literally hang themselves or better yet should be publicly executed by firing as an example of shit not to do. no one thinks you're cool, registration tax on my car is higher than the worth of your truck

I had a fucking shitcock pickup driver with a lightbar on the REAR bumper. Not only that, he was one of those douchecanoes that has his truck lifted, so at every stop light I had a eye-level bar of eye-burning light. There's really nothing you can do aside from call the police since they're illegal as fuck regardless.

I sort of have the same issue. My headlights are okay but I live outside the city. Wired up a light bar and it's amazingly helpful when driving home from work.

What happens if you give them a little flash of your own brights?

Now what do you do to tell the fucker to turn his hi-beams off?

My friend turns his lights OFF; which he said works for him. Personally I'll put my hi-beams on and wait for the asshole to turn his off.

I'll admit I was scared shitless he would call the police since I could lose my declaration of good behavior which I need for my job. I even considered crashing my car into him since it's just a 400€ beater I bought while I was in college, I had a dashcam on anyway

What happens if you give them a little flash of your own brights?

Fucking fight me

>driving along
>car coming the other way is towing something
>they didn't adjust their lights so they point further down than usual
>proceed to semi-blind me
fucking christ adjust your goddamn lights. its almost as bad as just having highbeam on

I generally just flash my high beams, and they usually get the message. if they don't, I'll just leave them on.

>implying you couldn't get out of the car at the stoplight and smash his lightbar with the wrench you keep under your seat

Stop being a victim. You think he'll call the cops and tell them you smashed out his illegal light bar?