ITT: The worst name ever given to a car

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venturi_Fétish

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any luxury car with their shitty naming scheme

"BMW 530is X-Drive"

>this is my fetish

Nope, that title goes to this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buick_Avenir
>Avenir
>literally Swedish for "a penis"

GUMPERT

People just have to masturbate their egos and name shit after themselves no matter how terrible of an idea that is.

That was the original name of the brand, the car was called the Apollo.
Then they came to their senses and realized "Gumpert" is a terrible name for a supercar brand so they renamed the brand tp "Apollo" as well.

>en.m.
i want phone poster to go away

Laputa is designed to deliver maximum utility in a minimum space while providing a smooth, comfortable ride” and “a lightweight, impact-absorbing body”

>see also
dodge swinger
ford cougar
Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard
Studebaker Dictator

Mitsubishi Pajero
Buick LaCrosse
est merdeux / mr2

>The name of the vehicle "Avenir" means "future" in French.
From your very own Wikipedia link.
Nobody cares about your obscure German dialect Hans, sorry.

Honda changed the name of the Fit to "Jazz" in Europe because "fitta" means "pussy" in Swedish(?). Evidently they cared enough.

Fit ≠ Fitta

They sounded too much alike, apparently.

>Known as both the Honda Fit and Jazz, Honda’s microcar is called the Fit in the US market and the Jazz in the Asian market.
Jeez man, you guys are so starved for attention.

didn't we just have this thread? it's Adam, ok, game over.

I see your Adam and raise you Karl.

Panoz, when said out loud, sound like "diarrhea" in Russian.

fukcing keke! holy shit it does

Miata.

It's so bad that even Mazda is now trying to slowly scrub away the name and use the more globally understood "MX-5"

Karl is kinda a comfy name tho, I mean this is probably the least pretentious car name I've ever heard. It's understated in a very endearing way

>Maserati Quattroporte
Four Doors
They named the car four doors

Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard
>tfw i drive the american version of this
Its like the japs thought of the most american word they could think of and went "Yee-haww, lets call it a Rodeo!"

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Donkervoort.
You're welcome

I always thought bmws naming scheme was the bar. how could they improve it though?

La puta is literally Spanish for "the bitch"

Ferrari sucks with this too

>Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard
>Bad