/bdog/ Black Desert Online General

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>What is BDO?
Black Desert Online is a Korean MMORPG developed by Pearl Abyss. It features non-tab targeted action combat, group pvp, infinite grinding and a pseudo-sandbox experience.

>Latest NA/EU Patch Notes
community.blackdesertonline.com/index.php?threads/patch-notes-july-5th-2017.24889/

>Latest KR Patchnotes
invenglobal.com/articles/2317/bdo-kr-patch-notes-july-6th-mini-game-area-and-tower-defense-mode-added

>Useful Links, Guides, Guilds & Info
pastebin.com/hs0hANy9

>NewFAQs
Read the pastebin, Ctrl+F, jfgi before posting.
Many guests passes are available for those that wish to try the game for 7 days.

Previous Thread:

i approve of this thread

2nd for Eppu

btfo sardine bitch boi

Processing is boring. How have your fortune cookie rewards been?
Day 1: Triple-float Fish Road (took a long while to catch all the fish)
Day 2: Find user for 5 Armor/Weapon Black Stones.

minimalist OPs are good, embeds are life

succ mai dicc

>still playing gook grind #1354 with jew cash shop
lmao

xth for squatting abandoned houses

Gotta love the "people" that make a big deal out of it when all the newfags just breeze by the OP and immediately start shitposting about which class they should play.

what mmorpg do you play user that soothes your itch?

>3k energy down the drain
>dande for classes other than the ones I want
>blue awakening weapon for the classes I want

Fuck, I should've just gathered river water instead.

Day 1: Slay Bandits. 2 armor concentrated and 1 weapon concentrated

Today aka Day 2: Give trade item to npc in tarif. 1 hard and sharp

Nice daily rolls, but I have no use for enhancement mats.

who cares about the op it's not as if new people even look at it

good one user, but squatting in abandoned caves is much more immersive

i know that feel, i rolled 3 zerker dandes and no spear yet

Real thread.

fuck off idiot

Rip. You just can't beat the inner cucks

rip

good try sardine-kun, even the inner_cucks couldn't beat the great Kuumei

Guilds:
NA:
Inner_Circle Add Naaki ૮( ᵒ̌▱๋ᵒ̌ )ა#3380 on discord or steam
Original Veeky Forums guild, leader is a meme-loving tranny, (un)organized shitposting guild, no asians

Sardine: Add Bangui#8937 on discord
Cozy Veeky Forums Guild, focus on lifeskilling, home for steamfags gearing up, weekly (nude)pic meetups, comfy times
there only pretending haha

> And then

Not exclusively Veeky Forums guilds:

Baka: Fulfill the elite gear score requirements, Baka only takes the best
Elite guild, exclusive membership, say your favorite anime is `bocu no piko` when asked
Contact family name Mysteriono, Mahou_Shoujo, Amery, Gutshero, Kyroshin, Neuron in-game. Or Mija#5920 on discord.

ITC: Anti-RP 8ch guild, head over to 8ch's general, do not ask in 4ch thread or they won't let you in
Send $50 application fee to Vjamal
Contact family name Windalgo

WizardsGuild: Mysterious guild that are knowledgable in the arts of the arcane, they wield unbelievable power as ancient magi,,,
Wizards only, no whench whore witches or t Thou hast not the will to comprehend the mysticism before thy.
Contact ARACANTHIZAYR


> Wtf?

btfo

They aren't really cucks if you are always the one getting cucked, the one that fucks the wife is called the bull

Inner Bulls

Fuck off Reddit

I mean, it's still slightly meme-y but you cant really be that mad about this one it's pretty much all correct and includes all guilds.

> Wtf?
lad your pretending has gone too far this time

probably the dumbest fucking thing i have ever read on /bdog/ why we including reddit, 8ch and some normie guild that someone picked at random

calm down alright? thanks :v]

i love shitposting
a lot of posts about both sardine and ic are me
im not in either guild
thanks

>still pushing the baka is reddit meme a year later when they were active in /bdog/ since launch and most of the guild is Veeky Forums

please give it a rest you have to let go of your hate

ITC is there cause it has some refugees from Veeky Forums guilds but i suspect the dude who made the thread is ITC so who knows

You're either new or EU

75% of the guild is random or reddit

We know. Anyone with sense knows this but people still fucking feed it every thread and think they're making it a better place while arguing

moderation thinkies discordies smells like poopoo

haha we're the tru winners lmao

>most of the guild is Veeky Forums
this is a lie

leddit's first rodeo alright I'll help you first step is calming down yeah just do some breathing and maybe you'll feel better okay? just be friendly we can all get along, I'll help everyone get along yes

>fucking idiot janni deletes real thread

i'm avin a giggle

Yes, please let that discord be a warning. Stay away, stay far far away.

the whole core is Veeky Forums, newer recruits are randoms from ingame. At no point did baka ever seriously and unironically recruit from reddit or ever get anyone from there

ur life is a lie

>Jamal in that discord
No thank you

This makes me love Naaki.

>people actually join ic with that thing in it
jesus fuck why

>the whole core is Veeky Forums

...

hehe it's all ironic don't worry buddy xdd heh!

HAHAHA woooooowwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fuckin WOW
who would have thought that the shitposting tranny from xivg was actually a piece of shit???
who the fuck whoulda thunk it?????????????????????????????????????

>does a fat squizzy in my britches
every time

If the word Cuck is in the top 10 most used in your vocabulary you should kys.

Wǒ xǐhuān zhège xiàohuà

>fucked up and posted out of character with a avatar image instead of as user

I will never let you live this down.

I've posted out of character before

What discord was this from it doesn't look like the new one or the old one either

For the record he's not wrong nobody likes chimpy he is an autistic retard

What the fuck do I name the guild icon file? the game says gmark.png but the placeholder file was guildmark.png

Question time:

You roll a Dandelion from night vendor.
Uh-oh. It's not for you main class.

Do you reroll?

Chimpy might be an autistic retard but and autistic retard tranny calling someone out for being an autistic retard is a bit rich.

i thought IC hated RP why does this bitch pretend to be chinese

I was denied entry and memed to hell for trying to get into IC while out of character, so this is big news

unless you plan on playing that class eventually, yes

light-rp guild

Very big if true.

it's all an ironic joke months in the making just you wait the payoff is coming, and it's gonna be EPIC!

I, the great Koumei, have won. now I am king of this thread.. FUCK u satomu mitoru

pls halp

oh so its only ok when they do it, fuck off

Yes. Just rolled a Dande Scythe but I'd never use it so rerolled.

It's an ironic joke only when we do it!

maybe just try both 1 at a time?

calm down, posts of our whimsical adventures are better anyways

I wouldn't reroll if it was any class I'm interested in.

I reroll unless its for a class i like.

Even if it's for a class I like I reroll if it's too expensive, like that 448m Tamer Dande, fuck that, not worth.

I got the dande for striker, and I rerolled and ended up with a kzarka blade right after. As much as I want it because it's a dande, I can't justify spending 200m on a weapon that'll just collect dust in the storage.

Buy it and advertise in world chat you're posting it for pearls. The markup from NV is worth it for the 2k pearls you can get selling a dande.

You were spamming the thread

Do NOT be mean to satomi mitoru you fucking asshole!

Sad! Maybe add some disapproving xD's while you're at it damn

>indecisive as fuck
>can't decide on a class at all
>have rerolled at least 4 times
>have probably lost 500mil to market taxes and crystals
>there's not a single class that doesn't have at least 1 issue for me
>however minor that issue may be it ends up nagging at me until I convince myself in a few days that I no longer want to play it

I would level a wizard or witch for node wars if I got a dande but anything else fuck no I don't care

I love you, you are my queen

I wanna hold hands with this chink

play WoW

I'm starting to enter a character crisis myself. Right now playing Maehwa @58.

Really want to try playing Zerker and dunking
people, though.

you're supposed to be shitting on people with Maehwa though

Maehwa is actually what I've been playing the past few days, it was my first awakened main and I seem to have misremembered how fun it was despite rerolling it once before. It's not terrible, but grinding really sucks and WP is a fucking rollercoaster.

I've been considering ranger for a long time but it's a bit risky since their gear is really fucking hard to sell compared to other classes, except boss gear, and it would probably have the same problems I don't like on maehwa

How often do they have pearl shop sales?
I need maids in my life

How comfy are you tonight?

Comfier if I had you in a mating press

So are Steam friends starting to leak out of Olvia servers?

I've been quite comfy tonight, but its been very quiet.

It's once in a while, but not frequent. I don't remember maids ever being discounted, but then again I started around jan. of this year.

You missed censoring your name Palm_ultra

c u at susans kid..

>Steam friend calling other people Steam friends

the irony

Sure if you have 200+AP. Otherwise you're just going to get them to 50% in a burst then have to run away until your Petal Drill is back off CD.

Otherwise you're just grinding as one of the worst AE classes in the game.

sounds pretty horrible

how is Kuno PvE? is Tamer the only good 1v1 class with decent PvE?

Shit

delet this

controller or keyboard + mouse?

>falling for weak bait

noose

>m-merely pretending!

dont be mean

already been name dropped already, user