/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

I'm already off it.
You stole a few months of my life, but I found someone to love me right.

I get a golden legendary in every preorder good goy pack so I will get this one too

I had to stop playing shadowverse for a while because it got much worse right as HS started getting slightly better again desu

have fun with cards with literal "win the game" card text

So you went from a shit game to another.
Enjoy spawnverse I guess

holy fuck i remember your post right after Ungoro launch. Fuck my autistic brain

>tfw you discover stonehill defender with a stonehill defender

Hey man at least Spawn is getting nerfed in a month. You know what a nerf is right, that thing Blizzard does to an OP deck after it's dominated the meta for 8 straight months.

no pls

I quit hearthstone to play shadowverse back in DE. Was a breath of fresh air. RoB kind of sucked but I forgave it because of how much fun the game was. ToTG was even worse but I figured they would fix it in WD.

They didn't fix shit. Quit it as well and have sworn myself off CCG's since.

Never, Ben Chode!

I'm patiently awaiting what will kill your game: Magic Digital Next!

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im trying to remember the legendary you said you opened in Whispers. I want to say either Cho'gal or Ysarjjj. I remember you said it was useless

I'm sure you meant dead game. Since I didn't get a fucking DK class

fuck that card back is spicy

In addition to pulling memes like Carabosse, I've been able to make a t1 deck at the beginning of every expansion so far without paying a cent. Haven't had to dust anything since the first month.

Spawn's not nearly as oppressive as gadgetzan pirates or one night shaman.

>new expansion announced
>thread is still ded
LMAO

It was Fandral

Evening cuckstone, how you holding up?

>brown guy representing "America"

What a progressive world we live in

>America
>some chinks and a spic

Free random Hero Legendary for everyone! yAAAAAY

>paying $50 for a fucking pixel

holy shit how pathetic are your lives?

Holy shit. I've been playing since GVG and had 1 golden lego in total, from all packs, despite also being a good goy for all but GVG.

At least it was Neptulon and I could disenchant to make Boom right away.

because i dont want new cards i want fucking new people to play against

Blame the white americans for being suck in this game then.

reminder that ICC had 4 wings, so you'll have to pay for the remaining 2 of those

lol

>user

if they ain't white then they ain't american

Jokes on you I can't afford it

>America is White

>being poor

>game is on its last legs
>"BUT user YOU NEED TO BUY THESE NEW CARDS!!!!111111111!!!1!1"

Hey user this might come to you as a surprise but the cards aren't even out yet so all you can do is talk about the new cards.

I got my best pack ever during GvG. I remember looking at golden legendary animations on Hearthpwn minutes before I opened this pack and thinking golden IJ was beautiful and how awesome it would be to get one. I made this happen through willpower.

About 300,000 pixels actually. Dont forget the free cardpacks that come with the cardback.

WHAT'S THAT, HEARTHCUK?
YOU THOUGHT YOU DODGED A BULLET WITHOUT DALARAN? NO MORE SPELLS FOR MAGE?
LET ME TELL YOU A STORY, ABOUT A CERTAIN UNDEAD JAINA THAT DISCOVERS 2 SPELLS AND MIXES THEM INTO ONE.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Id rather commission a picture of jaina shitting on garrosh's face. Id actually fucking get more enjoyment out of that than a stupid cardback

>free prologue

like the one single level we had for karazhan right lmao

These are cuckstonefags you are talking to. If there dumb enough to still be playing this shit game then there dumb enough to keep spending on it.

what a filthy fat fucking american lol

is he brown or just dirty

>49.99 USD for a .png
>and 250 randomly generated .pngs

>aggro lineup vs. anti-control lineup

ANT-CHAN YOU'RE OUR MAN~~~

Posting the cards the showed on streams
imgur.com/a/U8oVR
New Card Type: Hero Card. These cards replace your hero with another hero, giving you some armor and a new hero power.
New Keyword: Lifesteal. Cards with the lifesteal keyword restore health equal to the damage they deal.

do you think if she does that she might get embarrassed?
like, she's all red and embarrassed but she poops on top of garrosh and she cant stop it but its happening and she isn't stopping
sorry if it offends the artist but i just think its funny haha

>mfw Fireball Iceblock in one
>for 5 turns in a row

on your knees hearthcuck
>b-but B-Ben im p-pre-preordering the ne...
I SAID ON YOUR KNEES. IMA show you how to combine a hearthcuck boypussy and a historical landmark in England

dirty. he fucked your mom raw

>login from gay furry to dinosaurs to corrupted orcs

nice

what is mspaint

+2 wings are also free.

4 wings is too much for indies to handle on top of an expansion

>talk about new cards when game is dieing and brode keeps fucking ignoring the core problems that have this game in decline

>"free" prologue that gives a "free" class legendary card that turns your hero into a death knight

More like just gonna give you a taste of the crack while all the fucking meta cards are locked near the last wings of the expansion

mistress of pain and wickerflame should get lifesteal, right?

but what about tidal surge, drain life and holy fire? Giving them life steal would change the card since you would get more health with spell damage.

This

Ant is a pretty good streamer tbqh

what are you talking about

can you read?

yes, but idiocy is hard to understand

Muh boi RDU fucked that guy raw, damn son.

All the wings do other than prologue is give a pack, there's no specific cards.

the adventure is only the free prologue and two wings, all expansions will have free mini adventures starting with this one

>Want to give Blizz my shekels
>Can't because the preorder is battle.net store only

all of them?

>All of China knocked to loser brackets

Lol get fucked China.

GOLDLENTO STARTING HIS COMEBACK

I'll never understand how this fat fuck has a cult of personality around him

maga

i hope to god i dont get priest shit. i hate that class yet i keep getting thier legos.

>highly memetic
>Twitter shitposting
>triggers all the right people

priest will be OP though since it has the deathrattle quest and this xpac is going to have a fuckton of deathrattles

>shieldbearer friend is watching kripp instead of spring champs

god i fucking hate shieldbearers

I still don't really understand the appeal of the "Kripp experience"

still a shit class for players whom i hope neck themselves in the near future

This, it's whining and generally shit attitude all day every day. I guess the ones who watch him are similar in nature and that's why they enjoy watching him.

I watch trump pretty religiously and I can definitely spot some similarities

>Evolve into Doomsayer

Not like this Ant BibleThump

Can't wait for the revolting hamplanet to go 0-3.
The less time I'll have to look at his blubber the happier I'll be.

This expansion looks neat. I guess I will keep my 3500 dust and save it.
We know about any other death knight? Or just hunter?

I might have to craft N'zoth since I recently unpacked Umbra. If Priest becomes OP that means I need to craft all of their epics as well as Lyra and the quest. So much dust!

HERO CARDS WILL GO AGAINST ARCHETYPE

HUNTER WAS A FACE CLASS, SO HIS HERO CARD TURNS HIM INTO CONTROL

BE PREPARED FOR:

>AGGRO PRIEST
>HEAL ROGUE
>WEAPON DRUID
>BURN PALADIN
>RAMP WARLOCK
>MIRACLE WARRIOR
>BALANCED SHAMAN

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

Hey now it's in the genetics. They can't help it.

>wins anyway

Chris Christie the god

I mean at this point, it won't even change the game up anymore.

Look at the promo image, priest is definitely shadowform-related.

Shieldbearers love Kripp, and they vastly outnumber everyone else.

>obesity is a banned word in playhearthstone chat

LUL

All we have so far is the reveal

Oh wow, so by that logic, Druid will actually be fun to play for the first time in Hearthstone history!

I love that they emphasized the most cringe-worthy angle of his stream possible

>play 4 wild games
>3 of them are quest rogues
what the fuck dude

xth for fun

He understands that ladder is autopilot cancer and Blizzard hates fun.

Kripp is my guy.

>Play against quest warrior
>His new hero power shoots me 4 turns in a row even though my board is full
O-okay

>Mix Pyroblast and Pyroblast