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why is every other speedrunner a tranny? serious question GDQ is always chock full of them

Do you think proto has a diaper under his skirt? Is he the reason why bathroom policing isn't tolerated?

What's with all the shout outs to the tech crew?

>60 minutes
actually, sweetie..

Why does one game have 3 TG tho? That's what I'm confused by.

Reminder that the Pokemon run was not only incredibly enjoyable, but it was one of the most viewed runs of the marathon. Also, it made a ton of money, especially since the runner finished under the estimate.

second question: why would anybody give money to these weirdos?

Bad runs so far:
>Mirror's Edge (run was ok, couch was terrible)
>Pokemon HGSS (lol)
>Tetris 8-way race (setup too long/race too confusing)

damage control

>night in the woods references are always appreciated
UGH I'M TRASH, EFF THE POLICE

Why is the best trap not a trap?

>HGSS
lmao

think they just keep spelling "shoot outs" wrong

what happened with hgss
I havent been watching

ok but the setup should already be done

SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW

HOPE YOU DONT BURN THE DOWN THE BUILDING WITH YOUR FUCKING HORRENDOUS CABLE MANGEMENT

Faggot snowflakes like coolfatty and klaige need to be told they're doing a good job when they clearly aren't

More shit runs coming up!

They mercy killed it

I liked the Sonic Generations run until it was fucked by a crash. Just a ton of chill dudes playing sonic

I'm sure this race will go just great and be totally fair

Wrong.
Nice contribution to the thread.
It was a very enjoyable run that wasn't able to show off its full potential in a marathon setting. I'd recommend watching it at least twice.
The runner wanted to finish under estimate. He could have easily finished the run, however he would have needed to reset once again.

Don't do it!

PLEASE WIN KEVIN

Oh, I didn't know this race was boys vs girls. Cute idea!

>80 minutes of setup
>12 minute """run"""
>more setup
OH BOY

guy screwed up and his "backup strat" involved loading a save on an entirely different game
then he failed towards the end and got mercy killed

8 way is unwatchable, you can't keep track of moves unless you focus on 2 or 4 and all you end up with is looking at rank and level. I feel like it should be 4 or 6 way but 2 scrubs with connections got in

CIS VS TRANS WHO WILL WIN?

GENDER WAR

TRANS VS CIS

WHO WILL WIN

trans are subhuman and their gameplay results prove it

it was a seeded RNG run (exploited trainer ID to get a masterball and track RNG) but he reset like 5 times and didn't get it so he switched to a backup save, but fucked up his RNG tracking, so then had to do backup strats, got half way through the game, switched to another copy of the game with a pre-completed to pretty much the end of the game version with a bunch of trained pokes and other shit we couldn't see.

on that backup pre-done save, he STILL couldn't fucking beat red, and got wiped like 5 or 6 times, because he fucked up RNG again.

it was the same guy who ran animorphs so it should have been expected by everyone

Trannies are still better than girls though.
Really makes you think.

>Thinking trannies have a fucking chance in hell against Kevinddr

Two 1gm players vs two multigm players

>she

>proto isn't miced
>can still hear a nasal voice

It's a fact that the best girls are men

The HGSS run was trash.

>switched to another copy of the game with a pre-completed to pretty much the end of the game version with a bunch of trained pokes and other shit we couldn't see.
That's not what happened. The only thing we didn't see was him actually catching Raikou. However, he explained it and showed the exact square the encounter would happen.

If kevin doesn't win I'll complain it was RIGGED

Reminder NOT to reply to the one man Keizaron (pokemon runner) defense force. This man does not understand that runs that are mercy killed are not only terrible speedruns, they are not entertaining as well.

team tranny is going to get eviscerated by team white cis male

Based shades

tranny blockers

How much is anonymous going to pay Kevin to take a dive?

>tuck
hehe

i wonder if the tranny team is well practiced in the L tuck technique as well

>that l tuck
swooce right in there kevin
that was delightful.

also this run is mediocre why don't the actual runners have mics. why do all those people on the couch not playing the game have mics.

how many fucking trans people are on stream

tetris the trans masters

You know, I don't even care that proto is trans. I just hate that she being a drama whore, censoring shit, and is taking advantage of a fucking speedrunning event to push her backwards ass ideas

What game do you run?
>lol my opinion is the rightest one in the world
>if i think something it is totally right
Nice contribution to the thread.

Why the fuck would you all summon him again?

Dose of autism and desperation.
They don't have the ability to recognize the consequence of their actions.
I don't any of the speed run trannies has gone to a therapist.

Kevin is going to lose and you'll all have the pleasure of meeting KevinaHRT at AGDQ2018

>uyama comes back next AGDQ, revealing his new identity as michelle, and that he's spent the past years becoming a woman
what do u do

These two dudes slap your tranny gf's ass. What do?

my boys

give a few more years on the mones and mxkai3 might look fine, but protomagical will always look fucked up

>her

Kek

Holy shit, Guys vs Guys pretending to be girls. And the team without a mental illness is crushing it. Fucking based.

he's summoning himself.

Tetris dykes getting rekt

kick them in the pussy

Oh my god is proto even going to be able to finish

Beg for manly dickings

They'll all be dead in a few more years
People really need to research what this shit does to a man

"Girl" power!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WAR OVER!!!

CIS WINS!!!!

CIS WINS!!!!!!

And who is replying to him?

GET FUCKED TRANNY CUNTS

I didn't need to see that

>they literally didn't even finish
just like their transition

B T F O
T
F
O

[VOMITS EXTERNALLY]

>males pretending to be females

HAHAHAHHA

WHAT THE FUCK

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FAMILY FRIENDLY

Oh fuck are they dating?!?

Will kevin and aperture kiss too desu? :3

lmao i actualy threw up a little bit and now my mouth tastes like stomach acid

men are still better at everything.

Minimal synergy, pointing to screen wew

Is this actually the most autistic of all gdq events?

can we get tetris blocked? its transphobic and not blocking it is promoting HATRED

BASED KEVIN AND GRILLZ

they're doing pretty well damn

I think they banned that blue haired triggered girl emote too.
The fucking state of this event.

I'm sorry, but when trans dates trans, something clearly is wrong.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>updating schedule in case someone invents timemachine
nice. so is biologymagic fucking with pmg or did it eat a person?

I'm saddened by the number of chat mods spamming oddishPride

FUCK THE REVIVAL

Damn. They didn't just lose, they got btfo.

someone should show both of those trannies' parents the clip of them kissing and ask them why the fuck they failed at raising good young men

I sure hope so

the times update and adjust after every run tho