What's the worst crash you have been involved in?

>driving home after new years
>incoming roundabout
>packed snow on pavement
>turn wheel left
>cars says nope im going straight
>bent my rim to shit
>had to pay 59.99 for a new one
>worst accident ive ever been in

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Hey I remember you. You tried to off road with subaru """""""awd"""""" reliability.

>Driving home one night in my Burt Reynolds chariot (late 70's Trans Am).
>Deer runs out from the woods, I hit it
>Smashed the passenger side front corner, drove it home but had to replace the hood, bumper, bumper cover, headlight panel, and front fender
>I fucking hate deer

Jokes on you
I pulled it out of that ditch and kept offroading it

did you atleast eat the fucker?

Fell asleep. Flew 60~ feet over ditch, speed carried me up ditch hit Fench rolled 2x

i was kill

Spun out forward inertia in a 450° rotation and stalled the engine in the rain. No collision.

>sitting at stop light at 2am on my way home from work
>suddenly wake up in the hospital
>turned out a car of drunk 16yo girls rear ended me going an estimated 60-75mph
>1 month in the hospital
>in hospital bed so long I have to learn to walk again because my muscles are so week
>paralyzing sciatica from inactivity
>they get a slap on the wrist for almost killing me

AMERICAN JUSTICE

Was climbing up a hill and lost traction causing me to slid hard sideways into a huge boulder. Thank god my rock sliders are well made.

A van somehow managed to rear end my dad's car standing at an uphill stop sign hard enough to total it. Was 10 or so years old at the time.

As for crashes I've actually been at the wheel of something in, a Smart once swiped my side in a parking lot when backing out of his spot, but I could pretty much polish the scratches away. And I slipped a scooter in my driveway once and put it into a fence, cracking some body parts and breaking off a brake lever.

tell me u got some monies from their insurance right?
tell me u got yourself the jewest lawyer you could find and u did sue them right?

Played pinball with a semi and concrete barrier at mph.

Damnit. At 75 mpg

>4 monsters
that ain't /sip/

75mpg, that's impressive for an Aztek.

B-but females are better drivers.

>Totaled Aztec.
Nothing of value lost.

>Not driving fast (even got a witness for that statement)
>For unknown reason front left wheel kinda looks up after left turn (though not completely)
>Try to correct to the right and slam the breaks
>Relying on ABS, ABS says no lol
>All wheels looked slide off the road sideways to some kind of ditch, get flipped

No one else was in the car, I only had some scratches.
Though I miss my shitbox so freaking much.

Lol I remember your original post about that. Glad to see you still around here.

>hating on the literal definition of a cross over, and the reining champion of them.

> first car
> worn summer tires
> freezing weather
> enter roundabout
> try to turn, car keeps moving
> wheels softly bump into center of roundabout (raised stones)
> Drive off slightly shaken

And that is how I learned to respect slippery conditions

>in buddy's silverado 1500
>he's traffic weaving like a retard
>we get cut off, buddy swerves and loses ass end
>overcorrects and we end up in the soundwall doing 70
>pinball back and end up facing oncoming traffic
>miraculously didn't hit any other drivers
>turn around, take the next exit and call buddy with a trailer to take the wreck home.

No injuries to us or the dog thank god, buddy still drives pickups like a moron and 7 years later you can still see the gouge on the soundwall.

Yeah I'm still here
The Subaru unfortunately is not
My abuse finally took it's toll
The diff was all fucked up and would lock up when you turned to the wheel all the way
The diff locked and snapped the axle when I went around a turn too fast
I probably could have put a new axle on but I didn't know what was causing the other problems so I sold it
Some enthusiasts bought it
They showed up in pic related and fixed the axle right there on the street and drove it home
I miss it but I'm glad it's going to get fixed up and driven by someone who appreciates it

Sadly my bimmer was unfixable for anybody I guess. Engine should still have been in great condition though.
What are you driving now?

>driving down dirt road.
>It was graded a long time ago
>drifting and sliding through the corners
>LARPing as a rally driver
>it rained a few days ago and the roads dried up
>road looked the same except the dirt piled on the side got harder and shorter
>go through road at about 45 mph
>almost get through it all before i hit a hard spot right before a corner
>couldn't spin rear wheels to set me up for the turn
>begin under steering right towards the birm of dirt
>FUG!!!
>i figure the best way to minimize damage to the truck would be to go straight into the birm at 30 mph
>thought i would flip if i tried to save it in the corner
>jump truck
>airborn for legit 3 seconds before landing in field next to the road
>the truck miraculously survived with only damage to the drive shaft from a large rock in the field
>go to junkyard and get new drive shaft
>stopped going fast on that road

In b4 "you're a dumbass"

>Be me, driving at night on a rural road
>Pass some kid poking along in an Accord
>He speeds up and passes me
>ok, fine
>He slows down again.
>Now some other SUV is on my ass with halogen beams brighter than the sun.
>fuckthis.jpg
>Go to pass Accord again
>he speeds up
>won't let off
>blind corner coming up
>either I slam on the brakes and hope for the best or merge and hope this guy comes to his senses.
>decide to merge... won't let me
>my back bumper contacts his front bumper
>spin out
>attempt recovery
>can't
>apologize to GF
>"it's OK, user"
>go in backwards, miss a power pole by inches, drop down 12ft, end-over-end
>land upside down on top of rock
>pass out from the pain of my back fracturing in 5 places
>slowly come to, to GF saying she loves me
>thisisntgood.gif
>go to wiggle feet
>they work but am upside down in immense pain
>think: fire?
>fear sets in and I self extricate with the help of the kid who ran me off the road, who is now insanely apologetic
>"confused the gas and the brake"
>mfw...

Also: pics related.

>oh noes my fragile eyes
>i should overtake near a blind corner to escape this torture

>overtaking a slow driver in a passing lane is wrong....

Sure.

How did you end up getting it out? I remember you saying something about how tow trucks wouldn't even touch it

Wew. You and your gf heal up all right?

I thought the Ditchbaru had steelies?

Did I get Mandela'd?

Too bad it didn't fuck up into a lake so we could call it a scubaru

Thankfully she only had a hairline fracture in her rib, was back in the gym in two weeks. Which I am eternally thankful for... could never have faced her family otherwise.

Took me 4 months to be able to lift weights again, and I should be ok within the year. Back injuries are a bitch, but I'm beyond lucky.

Thanks, user.

On a related note, I'm never getting a glass roof on a car. The sunroof took a toll on my head enough as it was.

"They showed up in pic related and fixed the axle right there on the street and drove it home"

Well I bought this shit heap Accord for 1400
I shouldn't've bought it at all tho
It's spray painted black
Half assed speaker wiring loose in the cabin
None of the interior panels fit correctly probably because they were taken out in order to wore the speakers
I bought it in the dark
The guy was a tweaker lookin white trash fuck with tattoos and no shirt
He was selling his cars because he lost his licence
There were tons of warning signs but I really wanted a car and didn't want to keep borrowing my dad's BMW
It was also the first time I had bought a car
Lesson learned I guess
If you buy from trash you get trash

Anyway it's slow as shit and I hated driving it

>that pic
Holy shit.

So I went out and bought this cute little number a few days ago
It's way quicker and it's smol and isn't gonna get shit gas milage like the Accord and I'm very happy about my purchase so far

What Said
The ditchbaru did have steelies
It also didn't have a scoop and was covered in dents and shitty flaky paint
That's the car that the enthusiasts showed up in
I was pretty jazzed when it pulled up cuz I knew mine was in good hands

Matt spray paint is never a good sign lol
Looks cute and lightweight, so sounds like a good ride to me. What did you do with the Accord?

I'm also not that happy with my new car, even though it is not a bad car at all.

2006 Volvo V70 2.4 n.a. 140ps

Comfy and reliable, but slowly and so freaking boring to ride. At least I could fit a matress in the back, had a really naice holiday with my gf in this thing.
A month ago she left me though lel.

I was the passenger in a car when someone overtook another car on a blind corner and hit us head on and took out the car they were overtaking as well as they tried to swerve back in. My mate who was driving died, the woman in the car being overtaken broke her back and can't walk, her kid was pretty beaten up, and the guy doing the overtaking broke both his legs and got a brain injury. I got a concussion from when our car rolled as it left the road and a broken collarbone but otherwise fine. Was in the middle of nowhere too so I had to search through what was left of our car to find my phone to call an ambulance. Not a good day.

Glad to hear you and your gf are at least mostly well.
At least you know to take it easy the next time. When I get annoyed by some fucktards and I don't know the road/I'm not in Dagumi mood I will slow down so they overtake me. No danger, no blinding sunbeams, no fuccboi in his Audi who never heard anything about safety distance.

Hit a temporary concrete barrier on an on-ramp.
It caught me by surprise and target fixated on it, hit it with 60-80km/h. Got dragged over it and slammed on the ground when it ended.
Bike continued on and fell on the other side.

Me
>broken fifth metacarpal bone
>bruised wrists
>bruised rib
>bruised left hip
>bruised left knee
>bruised right ring-finger
>nail on left-finger shaved down to the skin

Bike
>valve covers fucked
>crash bars folded in completely
>valve cover covers broken
>scratched front to back on both sides
>front blinkers broken off

Damn that's a hard story. I absolutely hate these people overtaking in the most hideous places, wishing they'd die instantly, but sadly all they do is kill other people with their retarded driving.

The Accord is sitting in front of my house
Im gonna put it on Craigslist and hopefully get what I paid for it
I should
It drives
Although right before I bought the Civic there was this scraping sound that came from the front wheels and when I investigated I found that there were some lug nuts missing that were replaced with regular nuts of the wrong size that were finger loose
I'm guessing that it put pressure on the hub and now there are deep grooves in the hub
I was pissed
I replaced the lugs but the sound didn't go away

That Volvo looks real comfy user

Damn that's gnarly, I'm sorry for your loss and it's also sad that the woman and her kid got their life turned upside down because of one idiot with a lapse of bad judgement.

Jesus, I'm sorry to hear that, user. Glad you made it out though.

Thank you. Yeah, I do that, too now. Just slow right down and let them go. Let 'em kill themselves.

Though part of me wants to buy a 1985 Chevrolet Caprice and just run idiots off the road without mercy. I'd dress for the role as well... "Sorry mate... just here for the gas".

Lol the previous accord owner must have been a real fucktard. Maybe due to the wheel not being on tight enough the wheel bearing is fucked.

It really is comfy af, yeah, but..I'm just not feeling anything when riding it. It feels so disconnected from the road, it's almost scary. Your driving way faster than it feels, I have to check my speedo regularly to stop me from speeding.
But maybe thats also fault of my emotional status atm and the car feels fine lol

Actually I like the caprice plan. It triggers me somehow.

Yeah he was
The alternator was hooked up wrong too
It died on me once because the battery wasn't charging
The battery was also the wrong size and the connections looked like they had been beat on with a hammer
I had to swap the Subarus battery with it in order to get it to my mechanic to fix the alternator
The connectors also fell off the battery on my way to the garage and I had to swerve into a parking lot in order to put them back on.
They didn't fit because they had been deformed probably by the guy beating them with a hammer
It still has the Subaru battery in it

It's a bummer you aren't feeling it with your car
It sounds like the polar opposite of my new car
I know exactly how fast I'm going in it
The plastic all rattles and the wind noise is quite alarming past 75mph
Plus it's so low to the ground that it feels even faster
It's also the first car I've had without power steering
I like it on the one hand
I can feel the tires and the road and everything is much sharper and tighter
But it's giving me a work out as the wheel is very heavy
It's especially difficult while parking
I'm sure I'll get used to it tho
The clutch and the throttle are very responsive too
it's very torquey
It honestly feels closer to a go kart than a car
I could see it becoming draining to daily one day but it's not this day
My only problem with it is that it's so small that I don't have much leg room. I'm 6' 3" and my legs get tired from not being able to straighten them
It's not too bad tho
About the same as the Subaru
The one saving grace of the Accord is that it had leg room

I got hit by a semi going 75. I did not survive

I was drunk driving home from my underaged girlfriend's house on new years eve night and I hit someone's car when they merged onto the highway to my left. I was going about 90 miles an hour and snapchatting my GF and I smacked him, we both went spinning, and we both hit the divider. Cops showed up, neither vehicle was damaged enough to require a tow (90 miles per hour). We both drove off. The cop didn't even administer a sobriety test on my or a breathalyzer. I drove home in complete disbelief as the sun rose over the hill. I am to this day still convinced I died in the crash and this is all nothing more than a fig newton of my imagination.

What car into what car.

my volkswagon into a ??? I don't remember. Maybe a corolla.

>Snapchatting while driving
You did learn your lesson and stop doing this, right?

>aztec
I would've felt bad for you but...

...now I sorta feel good for you knowing that you don't have to drive that hideous vehicle any more.

Got t-boned by an Envoy a few weeks back. I still miss that car.

Took a half-full water tanker around a turn too fast and went sideways real fuckin quick

Thankfully didn't hit anyone and only injury was glass in my forearm though

Something similar happened to me, except I was the passenger in my friends super duty with a wielding rig in the back.
Kia soul pretty much went under the bed until it hit the rear diff. Driver/passenger dead, back seat fucked for life. I got a minor neck sprain from having my head cracked over talking to my buddy.

>be me
>go to buy gearbox a few towns over
>never been to that town before
>on the outskirts of town
>industrial area
>doing 80 kph in a 50 kph zone
>the chick behind me is going about the same
>see a cyclist crossing the road ~50cmeters infront of me
>stand on the brakes coming to a complete stop
>cyclist is unharmed
>after the cyclist started
>i felt a sharp jolt forward
>chick bumps into me
>Chick raises her hands in confusion
>we meet at a parking lot
>check my car
>it's unharmed
>check the chicks car
>the frame around the license plate is trashed and paint on front bumper is chipped
>she asked why i stopped there
>tell her i thought it was a crossing point and that i've never been there before
>she tells me that nobody stops there
>we exchange information
>continue on as if nothing ever happened

no it was a tow truck
it was just expensive because they don't like to drive their trucks way up there

Fell asleep on the I-15
Apparently coasted until I woke up to an airbag in my face.
Dude's truck was fine buy my poor commuter was fucked.

>18 years old
>drunk
>friend talks me into being the "backup" on a drug deal with this kid I hardly knew
>deal went fine
>driving back to the party in dealer kid's early 90s Escort coupe
>t-boned on the passenger side by a Magnum running a red light at 50mph
>remember seeing the headlights just before he hit us, then blacking out
>wake up to the car totaled, glass everywhere, friend in the back looks like he's dead
>everything from that point on is extremely hazy, like it was a dream
>just remember feeling extremely hot and tingly
>remember two Mexican guys coming over and pulling me out of the car
>remember watching firemen cut my buddy out of the back
>don't even remember the cops or EMTs talking to me
>apparently I called my parents and told them that I was in an accident and they had to come pick me up right now, but I don't recall any of this
>remember hugging the dealer kid and then never seeing him again
>remember falling asleep on the couch at my parent's house

My buddy had pretty bad swelling on the brain, but was released from the hospital after about a week. I went to the ER the next day after waking up with extreme back pain and a gnarly rash from the seatbelt, but it wasn't anything serious. Luckily the dealer kid driving was completely sober apparently, so nothing really came out of it. I think the guy driving the Magnum was ticketed and that was the end of it.

Dude, thats just torque bind...every old ass high mileage subaru gets that. Slightly overinflated new matching tires will fix that

What causes it?

Trump was right!

Not him but I suspect what he's talking about is the torque is high enough that it causes strain to the differential and eventually causes it to slowly fail

Ahh well whatever it was I don't think new tires would fix it
It would seize even at parking lot speeds

kek I've got a really similar one
>be Christmas eve 12/1am with a couple inches of snow
>driving home a little buzzed but I only have to drive barely a block
>turning onto my street which is an immediate hill up to my house
>turn left
>halfway through the turn corolla says fuck this noise
>CRACK hit the curb
>panic because I don't have the HP or the treads to make it up the hill from a dead stop
>make it to the top of hill and into my house at 5k rpm
>check damage, rim is fukd but that's all
worst accident however was when I was being retarded and tboned some somalian in his malibu.

legacycentral.org/library/torquebind.htm

Well, there goes any reason to get a Soul now.

Totalled a r33gtst into a fence at 60kmh somehow the gearbox exploded and locked the rear

Fuck I hate this. Women get off so easy in terms of justice. You were nearly killed, what punishment did they actually get? No licence for a year?

you're a lucky dumbass

you didnt, but you sure as hell coulda done. And nor would it have been unwarranted, drink driving is fucking stupid

fucking lol

Retard girl, if you rear end its your fault, get as mad as you want

Not him, but I would assume that she realized that if she never followed up after that encounter.

Did you die

Some bitch in an SUV slammed her brakes on a snowy hill to stop for a yellow light and I thought I was far enough away from her (10 second gap) to stop my car if she did slam her brakes but my car lost traction on the hill and the brakes weren't working. The road had a right turn only lane that went down an onramp onto the highway(straight ahead was a bridge that went over the highway). The road intersecting it was a one way road that went to the right. The car was FWD so I turned to the right and gave it some gas and I slid into the right turn lane and slid right through the intersection, thankfully no cars were coming so I slid peacefully. I also didn't have a horn so I couldn't warn the SUV. I was coming so I had to improvise.

Thats it for me so far, guess I've been lucky

Me, personally? Got hit while on my motorcycle two years ago. 10mph max. Some old asshole ran a stop sign and crashed into the rear of my bike.

My wife? Poor girl got hit head-on earlier this year by some stupid fuck going over 100mph in a residential area. Rolled her 4 times down an embankment and she smashed into a pole. 7 months later she is still recovering.

Perfect example of why not to go fast and try to do car maneuvers in a truck, if you want to rally use a car. If you want to slow offroad use a truck.

Fuck man

hope she recovers alright

>driving straight doing the speed limit in a city road
>some granny rear ends me

On my motorbike
>Riding along happily
>Raining, pretty slippery
>7 series bimmer up ahead turning left
>All good, move to the right to get by them in the other lane
>They make the turn just before I get there
>Nothing unusual.jpg
>They then throw on opposite lock and U turn in said road and drive STRAIGHT back out onto the main highway quite quickly
>Spot what they're doing and try to wipe off speed but yeah nah not happening son
>I'm coming in full tilt at a 7 series, and their timing is dead right that I can't miss them without lunching myself into oncoming or some shit.
>It's like 40 foot long, what the fuck
>Bail out
>Bike goes right, I go left
>Hit the tarmac sliding along
>BAM
>I land up underneath her car at the back, bike connects up front and jams under it as well
>She jams the brakes
>All of my "fuck this hurts"
>Get up/out
>Grab mangled ass motorbike and pull it out from under her car
>Full adrenaline going
>Push over to the shoulder
>She's freaking out in the middle of the highway, still across all the lanes
>Yell at her to get to the shoulder
>She does
>Sort out info
>Go into a KFC to check myself over afterwards, nothing broken.
>Bike is beat to shit with bent bars but I straighten them out sorta against a bike rack/curb
>Carry on

No riding pants, I was too poor to get any more after they got stolen. I was bleeding from my knees quite a bit but rain was washing it away. Was mega sore for about a week, dunno how I didn't break any bones

>was like 8 at the time
>mom had an epileptic seizure while driving
>floored it as a result of the seizure
>we got up to 90-100 mph before we rear-ended a semi doing 50 mph
>car totalled but we miraculously made it out without any injuries

Thank god we were in a Volvo.

This is why my father always had me sit in the front seat when i was a kid
Although his idea of "grab the wheel and pull the handbrake if you're going to hit something" doesn't sound like something i would have been able to do right when i was 8

Yeah, had it happened today I could probably have done something. I don't really remember much before the crash, just hearing the rpm increase and then boom, then the hood unlatched and covered the windscreen so I couldn't see out. Next thing I knew we were off the road and crashed into a tree.

My first clear memory of it is looking over at mom after we came to a stop and she was just sort of twitching against the seat belt repeatedly. I also remember that her hair fell in front of her face so I couldn't see it. It was really fucking scary.
Some nice lady in a car behind stopped and helped me out of our car. The truck driver also stopped, but a long way up the road, so it took him a while to get to us.

Rolled a GT4 Celica 4 times and ended up roof down in a 3ft deep river while wearing an ancient 6 buckle harness.

driving through an intersection when a dumb black nig nog pulled right in front of my car when i had the right of way.

How do you know he was an illegal if you didn't talk to him or was detained? only because he "looked Mexican"? And before you say "he was mexican because he took off", white people and black people are just as likely to become involved in hit-and-run accidents.