Can we have a normie "car" guy story ill start

can we have a normie "car" guy story ill start

"yea they call it a boxer because the piston moves in a square pattern"

told me that 100 percent with a straight face being completely serious.

The story of the ugly cat
>Once upon a time there was a cat. It was ugly.

>my car is semi-automatic
>I need 4wd, it just makes the car so much more imposing
>Most cars have engines in the front, because it's easier to pull things than it is to push

I think that last one broke me.

>yeah I cut gears into my driveshaft so I can go faster

I kek'd like fuck

>friend turned 17
>got a car within weeks because he is spoiled by his parents
>asks me to inspect the engine bay and tell him if anything needs replaced/repaired
>pops the hood and looks into the engine bay
>"The turbo looks a bit dirty don't you think? Might have to clean it"
>thefuck.jpg
>I look at him with a confused face and tell him it doesn't have a turbo, it's a 1.4 petrol engine
>"Yeah it does, look" he says
>mfw he points to the fucking alternator.

I have a friend who wants to turn his hybrid fwd Toyota into a drift car
He had no idea how drivelines work and just assumed all cars were 4x4

I assumed all cars were 4x4 when I was like 9

>I need 4wd, it just makes the car so much more imposing
I think silverados for a while had a lot of rake if you had the 2wd version and not if you had 4wd

>Bro watch out for that mustang!
>points to 7th gen Dodge Charger