/hotsg/ - Heroes of the Storm General

Jokes aside Stukov will be a first pick/ban in comp until he gets nerfed, that silence is just too good.

Okay my fellow /hotsg/

please tell me who are the 2 fucktards you'd pick from each franchise listed mmk:

>OW(2)
>WC(2)
>SC(2)
>RT(2)
>DB(2)

plz reply bitches

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rt?

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>ponyfucker

They are in this thread RIGHT NOW!

Russia Today

you forgot to rename your image
>TfwYouGiveASneakPeekAtCoolShitToBoostMoraleAndPeopleActuallyWantToHangYouForIt.png

lili?

>10 names
2 tops,pls go.
Blackthorne aaaand youtube.com/watch?v=qX7ehxyYRQc

>got murky and rexxar from a rare chest

Boy it feels good. I got so much good shit from this game it's crazy. Meanwhile in hearthstone I only get Blizzard's dick up my ass.

How are they in quick match?

>tfw you're on such a huge losing spree you've accepted the fact that you're never going to win a game again so you start feeding on purpose to piss people off
>tfw people actually expect their reports to do anything

Downkarma him lol

This pic is actually sick as fuck, will it be a portrait?

>MUK WALL FO DA BUNDA

what the hell is zuljin saying?

make way for the bad guy
bend over and spread your legs

Junkrat

Junkrat has no auto-attack.

D: Total Mayhem -- Drops a number of grenades upon death.

Q: Lob Grenade -- .25s cool down ground targeted ability. Quick cast enabled by default. If grenade does not hit an enemy, bounces along terrain and walls 3 times before exploding.

W: Concussion Mine -- Sets a mine on the ground that can be detonated with a repeated button press. Deals damage and causes closest enemy to act like they were hit by the Dragon Knight's W. Deals no damage to Junkrat but works on him.

E: Bear Trap: Traps the ground, rooting people for Xs when they get too close.

R1: Rip-Tire -- Rapidly moving remote control bomb that deals high damage. Self-stuns Junkrat during use.

R2: Best Buds -- Roadhog rolls up in his motorcycle and hooks a target right to Junkrat before activating Whole Hog and knocking them away, dealing damage. (with proper placement of traps or prefiring grenades, can deal extra damage)

(because let's face it, Roadhog is too close to stitches to ever make it in the game.)

no memes pls

Why not? Chromie has Bye Bye at 13. Might as well give bubblehearth to a pally. It's not like anyone will pick it.

When will tyrande be made decent?

Honestly if there's no Blackthorne, Vashj, or Maiev by 2018 idk what im gonna do lads

Clear a path, for an evil man is soon to arrive.

How about killing yourself?

I think I found a bug; apparantly if you're 1 level away from a secondary reward (ex: you're level 249 and about to to get an epic chest & gems). I'm not sure if it's repeatable.

reread your post and then try again

>EU pro game
>straight meta picks
So exciting.

oh whoops, forgot the bug: if you're one level away, then doing the brawl gets you those items without leveling you up

?

what's a sololane on braxis that doesnt get rolled over by genji ganks

holy shit a xul pick

Someone picked Xul last week too. Or maybe it was the first week.

I think they missed the memo that said his rework isn't out until Stukov is out.

>opponent bans whatever
>you ban malthael since he's broken
>opponent picks genji
>they win cuz genji too is broken

BALANCED GAME BLIZZ
NO RUSH WITH TWEAKS

Probably never, she's a stock character and they want you to spend shekels

Telling people to kill themselves is not nice

>OW(2)
don't know/care
>WC(2)
Onyxia and Moira+Thaurissan
>SC(2)
Warpgate and a Zerg Spawning hero
>RT(2)
superman and the RNR racer
>DB(2)
Andariel and Mephisto

>Zerg spawning
>another one

It's almost like the zergs thing is being a swarm.

I mean an actual spawner not this garbage zagara, that's the whole gimmick of the zergs anyway

It doesn't matter if it is their gimmick, it is shit and we don't need more minion spawners.

Has the raffle thing been given out yet?

actually we do need them, but mass spawners, like an entire wave's worth, and they need to be modified by talents

You mean like Xul?

Azmodan's demon warriors when talented can solo a wave alone.

Is the Stuk and Xul stuff this upcoming tuesday, or the next? Not familiar with the timing of this stuff.

Yes, this coming tuesday is patch day

Should be next tuesday, the pirate sprays and shit might be for something later, though

>Getting literal suicidal urges from losing too much

Take a break you literal shithead

Take a drink.

not only is it a diet coke but also he brought it along with him from the US cause they dont offer it in Germany.

He had a tweet once that was like "I've never seen a skinny person drink Diet Coke."

europe has diet coke it's just different from the U.S. since we don't use high fructose corn syrup

Did Xul win?

>full length game brawl requires 2 to get a box

Trump's a big guy

Have fun as your team constantly gets Blood Lust on supports while the enemy got 3 assassins and they all get it.

Think our Coke on Balkans is also with high fructose corn and only Mexico has the original recipe now.

Yes. Other teams waveclear was shit and they couldn't keep up.

Let's get down to business
To defeat the huns.
Did they send me daughters
When I asked for sons?

You're the saddest bunch I have ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister I'll make a man out of you!

I only drink COCKta, as far as sodas go and it has NO CORN SYRUP written on the label in big bright letters.
If you drink coca cola on the balkans, you're fucking retarded.

>team liquid getting btfo by literally whos
wew

#gettricked

>rolled azmodan out of the azmodan chest
nani

They got rekt by tricky Dick

It's possible to get a hero to 10 using only free to play rotations. I see no issue with that.

>get welcome bundle
>duplicate hero

>teammates clear out camp
>they walk away without capturing it

>.25s cooldown
jesus christ are you retarded

How do I get good with nova? In my QM games with her I always end with the same hero damage as the healer and 1/10 of the siege damage

You don't play Nova

Best webm just 4 u

i have never played worse games than today
there was a sub 8 minute keep in one of them

Stop playing nova.

>Played 10 games today
>Lost every single one

How much should it take for someone to just quit the game and uninstall?

Just take a break for a while. You don't need to play this game every single day

help a brother out veggies, i lost the coldsteel he hedgeg meme with Malthael on it and i really need it for some important reason, can a lad be so kind to post it?

But what about my stimpack?

39.99 euros for me

but I want to level her to 5 for the gold

>rehgar has a 36% win rate in eu hgc
Buffs when?

LOL

I know this might sound cheesy but find some others to play with you.
Leave when you don't like them or feel they are too bad and add the nice and better ones to your friendlist and ask them if they are up for some games when you are playing.
QM/UD with a friend means one less retard on your side and Team League gives out EXP like candy to offset the terrible terrible matchmaking.

Join a bot farm group.

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Yeah. Grubby doesn't even play everyday

So don't ban either of them and get one unless fp is tarded

>not the one banning
>dude banning on team bans ragnaros/sylvanas/rexxar
>FP picks sylvanas/nova/liming
>other team picks Malthael and Dehaka on a tri-lane

>blizzard still fixing the results to avoid me getting the PC

Here is the next hero
Say something nice about them

Blackheart Bay rework SOON

>tfw running off the bunga team posters killed the threads
ironing

If I don't get the PC it is literally rigged

aidan or kelthuzad next rite?