This, to be honest

>Owning 4x4 truck with a winch, mud tires, diff locks is FUN.

I'm sure it's just a joy on the highway.

That's the incorrect picture under "I'll keep my manhood"

Wut? It’s not like you can drive over people. You’re obviously a child who doesn’t have a job to commute to.

Only a moron would think anyone would drive a Prius for "fun".

You drive AROUND them, ya dolt. Offroad, like. Since a 4x4 can do that.

This. I love going around niggers lined up at a red light, so far that it blocks the left turn lane

>cut through a field to avoid a light
>disco lights and party beats intensify

It is.
youtube.com/watch?v=-xbz_TPmg_U

Modern trucks are far from slow. A 420hp crew cab would be up your 80hp ass in the twisties.

>Driving on shitty roads for fun

Ripping logging roads at almost rally speeds is pretty damn fun. Have fun shifting your manual as you sit in traffic you city dwelling yuppie.