League of Legends general - /lolg/

SHOTGUN KNEES EDITION

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previous thread:

>EU

Fuck the unicorns of luck and their faggot mascot

xth for going to murder Vladfag in person tomorrow

Xth for grinding Lulu to paste with the amazing new Ult.

>8th place NA team dicked EU

Nice, thanks to urgot now people will forget about how OP kayn is and I will be able to main him for a while.

Uhhh...

Eurobaboons?

Bane ?

ESPORTS KEKS OUT

WE /ACTUALCONTENT/ NOW

Xth for my husband Urgot

>inb4 RIGGED RIGGED EU IS TRULY MASTER RACE NA PAYS TO WIN!!!!!!!111

Has anyone here bought an account before? Did it get banned?

Name 1, ONE thing that was ever said in game chat that was EVER worth the time and energy it took to write/read it

ProTip: You can't

>there are people who play without turning the ingame music and the announcer off
plebs

G2 DO IT

This negro slaps your waifus ass while shes below 20% health

What do you do?

xth for Syndra

>That new crabgot splash

fucking HNNNGGG

Urgot looks like a big guy

used to main urgot before the ult range nerf, finally i can play him again after all these years

Okay so if Fnatic beat C9 and TSM lose to G2 then who's going to the finals?

TSM+P1 will both be 4-2
FNC+UoL will both be 3-3

what the hell why is he so big

EU pretending to care about urgot kek

Where is this eushitter?

>got butcher urgot in a box
>pretty upset about it
>now this rework
>mfw

>Turn off names
>Turn off champion quotes
>Mute all
>Mute pings

Only way to enjoy the game

you think nu urgot will be able to grind tryn with his ult on seeing at it says it kills anything less that an hp% threshold?

Their team

S H O T G U N
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nobody cares about you nigger

Masturbate my tiny noxian benis.

I just wanted to say that recently Riot is doing god tier splasharts, the artist they hire are so fucking great.

WHO /BATTLECAST/ HERE

Yea i bought one around 2014 and it got banned within a month or 2. Those niggers use bots to lvl and riot easily bans them, i got mine off PLayer auction

fluffy tails

Watch and masturbate

Giant Enemy Crab.

An old meme.

Statistically, you're the one who's likely to be a nigger amerikek

Twenty percent lol

Six years... six long years I have endured without a new skin. Naked and cold I continue to wait... have I been forgotten once more?

Amazing is such a sperg

None of you cared about Urgot until he got the rework.

>two females in the entire community
>None of them have real nudes leaked


Why?

tell me about Urgot why does he wear the mask

>It's confirmed to be a 25 percent execute

damn that's actually a lot.

WHY DID YOU ULT CIRNO???

wait, how does urgot take a shit?

>ahego
It's ahegao retard

>tfw the Vel'koz cameo

Why do I see Battlecast Rek'sai incoming?

If I pulled that mask of, would it kill him?

He is a big guy.

watch as he penetrates her defenses

>choosing battlecast over Butcher

pleb

>this tournament is literally stomp the shit out of EU

This tournament is a waste of time everyone knows EU is shit.

no, don't think so. I think it's more correct to say moved to urgot's location and executed if possible. Trynd will probably still be in a tough spot after his ult wears off though

Well, this rework kind of looks boring.

>battlecast reksai
>he doesnt know about eternum rek

I don't think its very likely.

it would be extremely painful.....

_____________for you___________

3 with sjwkurinn

why is urgot in my thread, did they reveal the rework yet?

>no urf
????

>crab nurgot has a mouth where the execute gears should time
HAHA TIME FOR VORE

HOW CAN OTHER BRUISERS EVEN COMPETE
>getting executed from 800 health

WHAT THE FUCK IS URGOT'S NEW ULT
JESUS CHRIST RIOT

...

Why do americans have to rig tournaments to win anything?

i am for u though

is that riot kayle flying at a distance?

I AM FULLY ERECT

WHO /BUTCHER/ HERE?

>Tfw got this AND a battlecast shard

>another tanky champ with tons of cc

surprise mother fucker

Can Urgot's ult kill an ulting Tryndamere? This is important.

Mike Yeung is my husbando

Even tho I am not asking for you's, you are doing it wrong, you are just supposed to quote and reply.

Yesterday an Overbab was forcing his shitty new hero in lego legends general
Today we got fucking nuUrgot
JUST LOOK AT THIS BIG GUY AND TELL ME HE IS NO FUCKING GREAT.

Your move, overbabs.

>Press W
>Apply full stacks of Black Cleaver in seconds

welp

Mike Yeung speaks so sloooooowly

owo

Why do eurobabs need to make excuses for why their so bad? At least NA admits that they're shit.

I bet you're a unicorn fan. Fucking faggot.

why do yuro-peons come up with excuses for everything?

WHO HARDCOUNTERS URGOT?

He's too intelligent for speaking

>Exactly one ability that's anything like his pre-rework self

I can't imagine anyone who played Urgot enjoying him now.

>“I am stronger than man, stronger than machine, I am an IDEA.”- Urgot

me but i don't eve know why, pretty sure no one would buy a urgot skin unless it came in a random box

>Now we're going to get dumb fucking frog posters who think ult urgot is better despite never having played him and will be inevitably responsible for getting him gutted upon release

nobody fucking played him before hand fuck off with your nonexistent fanbase excuse

>tfw literally playing pudge in lol

My main desu senpai

CAN HE JUNGLE

>Lock on ability still existant
>Shield still existant
>Fear still existant
>Q basically identical to old E
>Nothing is the same

>I can't imagine anyone who played urgot
you could've just stopped there.

someone please link me some kindred lewds
thanks

cause they're fucking weasels. absolute shifty rodents

we had one last thread already

>american call others faggots
You do know america is the birthplace of all modern degeneracy right? Hope you enjoyed pride :^)

i doubt it. tryndameres ult resists literally everthing else (except fountain damage, which is technically pure damage). other champions have executes and they dont kill trynd in ult

>champions' death animations don't play if they've been killed by Urgot's ult
>this strongly implies that they don't leave a body behind because they've been ground-up into a bloody, fleshy paste that Urgot then absorbs into himself

hey

damage reduction and armor shred are kinda broken with a new kit like this
i just hope his mana costs aren't very high

muh diversity

TSM will lose, they're professional chokers