Brevious Bread: >44 tonnes of engine serial numbers that fell off under mysterious circumstances >34 tires with deep grooves on the sidewalls from curbing >Sign that lease and I'll loosen your load securement while you take your 30 >CDL How Do? Brivate driving school or community college >Swift: Best Rolling On Down The Road With Substantial Trailer Body Damage
>Truckerfag just does this for a hobby, still makes way more than you >EF is on his ninth seventh tripcode >Pepsi is hitting the starter on todays tractor with a 12" crescent wrench as you read this >Doublesand his wife are sitting down to a delicious, healthy, fresh cooked meal. Are you? >Balam wisely ensured that his engine oil will never freeze >Primely isgoogling "What do truck batteries look like?" >Primefag's mountain pass adventure went about the way you'd figure it would go >GrainGuy gets cute dogger >Oilfag got a good yank from a tanker yanker
Showed up to a nice shiny truck today. Won't last long...
Gavin Sanders
>mfw dinner tonight was Chinese takeout.
Pretty sure delicious is the only box that ticks. Kek
Xavier Scott
I developed This custom image To be used in anyones personal gallery I only ask that you not use it without crediting me
Easton Baker
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Levi Taylor
I credit you with creating the worst images my eyes have ever seen, and I've been on the chins for awhile
Elijah Rodriguez
First for chicken parmesan tater tots are a best
Justin Bailey
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Jackson Clark
Who is this man I must know.
Joseph Walker
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Angel Fisher
He is the loneliest and most maladjusted soul in history
Jayden Cox
>dat filename
Kek
Logan Gomez
Some call him a hero Others call him a criminal Some say outlaw The others say he is just a man doin what needs done. When the thunder rolls and the lightning strikes. When the fury of god rains down, there we stands. For he is forever. He is Eternal.
Juan Lopez
You left out cock jockey
Ryder Hernandez
He needs to take his ass to a shower for real.
Ayden Reed
Some say who cuts your hair
Liam Taylor
Oh in sorry You ain't bout dat flatbedder lyfe Door swinga Some say shut up Deeznuts
Pic: a hot/cold water system i engineered out of simple pvc parts for a shower. No instructions needed at all
Anthony Cooper
jesus christ just throw yourself into a car wash
Isaac Johnson
>no instructions needed at all
What except how to use it?
Austin Turner
>literally better than EF's truck
Matthew Butler
Nice AIDS lesions you have there.
Zachary Brown
>oilfag forgets his trip
Old man is slippin. Nice OP tho.
Andrew Young
>engineered I think the term you are looking for is "nigger rigged".
Isaac Jackson
He did well. About time he did it correctly.
Zachary Nguyen
Whoops. Thanks brot.
Bruh, what's with all that schmutz on your shirt? Really grubbing it up.
Some call him a basic supertrucker.
Hudson Bailey
Honestly if my boss said he was gonna sell this truck I'd buy it. Needs some paint touch up but besides that it's pretty clean
Jonathan Allen
>Some call him a basic supertrucker. I don't even think he has shit his pants yet.
John Ross
But does it have a pyrometer?
Aaron Hall
>page 8 Woah
Fuck Mondays
Christopher King
Sorry been too busy trolling Veeky Forums.
Jason Gray
>cracked windshield on driver’s side D O T O T
S H U T D O W N H U T D O W N
Ryder Sanders
>tfw the suspended old "head tech" from fleet even tho dude never even wanted that job because the place is such a clusterfuck >new people taking over >don't even have the keys to open up the shop until big boss comes in at 7am I hope everybody's trucks are running smooth
Jayden Wilson
It was just a whisper In the wind A Wrinkle in the bed sheet
Asher Parker
Good morning steering wheel holders Can't wait till my ELD shuts me down so I can shut this down
Jack Parker
>tfw you get a UTI just from being at the same Petro as EF's dad's truck
Tyler Butler
How many packs of smokes a day does she go through? She's got a dart in hand in about 90% of the photos you post.
Tyler Wilson
Carton/week
It's admittedly bad, expensive, annoying Pa is like 70$/carton when I hit Missouri I can get them for 33$ tho.
Mason Wright
If you think that's expensive, don't even ask about her meth habit
Jayden Smith
Pilot shower selfies?
Cooper Morris
You know that's like a 5 right
Alexander Fisher
More plz
Camden Flores
Good news, the engine hasn't exploded yet. Even better news, I'll be 12 hours late for a delivery.
Michael Taylor
That's 5 more than what I got riding next to me right now.
Jaxon Phillips
>itt the soon-to-be unemployed
Aaron Williams
I thought you said you weren't coming back.
Easton Sullivan
I hope so I'm tired of peeing in bottles Argument conceded Next topic
Nicholas Edwards
Thats fine. Think of all the time I would have to shitpost and play ps3 games.
Ryder Rodriguez
I'm not him
Tyler Watson
I don't play ping pong so I think I'm good.
Ayden Cook
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Owen Ward
I'd want to kill myself slowly too if my only hope in life was to marry a truck driver and live in a chipboard cuck shed.
Jordan Morgan
Sounds like you should get started bud.
Isaiah Ward
3edgy5me
Fear not the particle board It's simply means to an end
10 years until most OTR dry van freight will be shuttled by self driving trucks, forcing OTR cucks to either haul specialized or become the local driver hooking up the trailers to your replacement and sitting at the docks getting more loads for them.
Keep saying it won't happen, that sure worked for the supertruckers and ELD mandate, or face reality and realize we are in the largest disruption this industry has ever seen.
I know full well my job will be among the first to be replaced, as a line haul driver all I do is move trailers from yard to yard.
Colton Adams
I haven't married a truck driver a and/or live in a chipboard cuck shed in a flyover state.
So I'm all good m80.
Jaxson Watson
It can only drive rest area to rest area on a clear day on a flat straight road
Also skews facts 4,000 deaths a year involving semi's, Okay they forgot to mention 80% or more is the cars fault. It's literally not worth not paying a driver 30k/year Fuck Now two drivers are required to handle his pos And they gon be paid hourly !!!
Jason Gray
Guess it's back to the farm for you.
Levi Diaz
Need to be honest when they write this shit. It's a cruise control that can be used in certain situations. The fact they refer to the driver as a flesh bag confirms they are just millennial tech fags orgasming over dream tech and have no idea about what is actually involved in getting freight from point A to B
Jayden Thompson
>wired
Ain't clickin that shit nigga
Carter Torres
Got a problem? With my rider? This my truck My ride
Chase Robinson
>Okay they forgot to mention 80% or more is the cars fault. Proofs?
Owen Wood
Eat my ass Straight from the Anti-Trucking Association
Jordan Powell
Sorry I don't eat nigger's asses. That's also from 2013. Get updated.
Ayden Gonzalez
How is this unbelievable? We jump through 100 hoops Have heavy regulation, etc And sally sue can zip into traffic with Starbucks in one hand and Facebook on the other. And she probably has been awake more than 14 hours. Why does she get to drive out to the club at 1am? How is she able to handle a vehicle sleeping 4 hours a night as a shitry college student ?
Adam Cook
More like 10 years until some auto truck software update results in a big that causes a bunch of trucks to kill a buck of four wheelers, killing the auto meme until at least all cars are automated first. I won't say auto trucks can never happen, but I'm pretty confidant camera based driving AI will never replace anyone. Automated will driving can never be feasible until all automated cars are capable of communicating with each other instead of just driving reactively.
Eli Walker
>get updated This shit is only getting worse If it's from 2013 I bet it's now 90% you no driving cock hole
Carter James
>prove to me the earth is round >wow Galileo? Lol I'm not believing that outdated source
John Wood
You realize the smart phone is only 10 years old, and look how far it has advanced as a technology. Just keep on denying the progression of technology, I bet there were lots of dumbasses like you working in industries like vehicle assembly, telecom switching, travel agents, forklift drivers, steelworkers and seamstresses who all thought automation wouldn't take their jobs but look at how many jobs each of those sectors has lost, its coming and you need to realize that the influx of drivers being displaced will even disrupt your specialized market to some extent.
Nah my family's farm has had self driving tractors for 15 years now, I haven't plowed a field since I was 14. My plan is to hang around this industry and observe the changes with a cautious eye, and move onto a new career when the company I work for gets bought by a larger company.
Please enlighten me on the hardships of moving a dry van from point A to B, as the way I see it you could almost teach a monkey to do that.
It's just a matter of economics, the only reason planes and trains haven't been fully automated is because the costs of those trained individuals is less than 5% of a company's expenses, whereas a trucking company's single largest expense is drivers wages, making it a huge incentive to replace them with automation.
Again, it's not about safety as the major driving factor, its money. Yes all vehicles will be self driven within 25 years and safety will vastly improve, but the financial gain in automation is why investors are throwing huge amounts of money into trucking right now.
Trucks will be self driving before cars, there is more financial incentive that route. Yes cars will be self driving shortly after, once it is deemed they are unsafe and ban human driving on the highways. I don't like the future of not being allowed to drive my own vehicle, but we are the last generation to enjoy such freedoms.
Kevin Reed
Are you still shoving shit up your dick hole?
Gabriel Sanders
>all shippers and receivers nationwide hiring truck wranglers to deal with these dummy trucks piling up in their yards
>hiring certified riggers to rig stuff that will travel 1,000 mile >construction zones >weather >a cardboard box on the highway stopping 100's of trucks for hours
Fuck back off to your company driver life
Landon Walker
>Trucks will be self driving before cars Nope. They just won't, at least not using existing camera based prototypes. These trucks can only drive in perfect conditions on specific parts of pre selected roads. They can't drive in rain or snow or fog or heavy traffic or construction. They'll never advance beyond that point using current technology because it has too many limitations.
Parker Ortiz
You don't see em very often off the interstate, but can car haulers make sharp turns and backs? It looks like the trailer would hit the truck but maybe there's something I'm missing on them. I've never seen one backing or making a right turn before.
Joshua Reyes
> Self-driving meme Thread ruined, probably next thread too.
Caleb Miller
>PS3 >not owning every PlayStation, Xbox, and Nintendo console and handheld along with a gaming desktop and multiple laptops with dedicated GPUs I have a serious problem. Someone please help me.
>be this morning >hit the road just after 0400 >eta to consignee is 0830 >appt is 0900 >get an hour or so down the FL turnpike >truck crash, Pegasus an hero’d into the back of another dry van >front truck’s trailer doors are up against where the steering wheel should be >if that guy’s alive it’s a goddamned miracle, he’d already been extracted when we rolled by >new eta 0920 >inform consignee >no problemo >stop for fuel because me dumb, should only add 10min >take wrong on-ramp >derp.avi >35mi to nearest anything >it’s a service plaza, can u-turn >new eta 1045 >inform consignee >still no problemo >consignee takes forever to unload and count but at least it wasn’t rescheduled Me dumb.
Lincoln Perry
>believing anything the ATA says.
Make sure you thank them for the elog madate too.
Nathan Moore
Called it quits early today Bet you little pussys would shit your pants hauling this heavy
Mason Murphy
my god, your handwriting is as bad as mine! and my hands were hit with hammers as a child!
Ayden Barnes
>26 tonnes >Heavy Big laffs. Much hilarity.
Adrian Miller
let me guess, loads of dirt going about 8 miles at a time?
Blake Gonzalez
Sand, granite, and some other concrete rock~75mph about 600 miles when it was all said and done
Bentley Gray
Loads of deeznuts Goin To Ur moms house good buddy
Camden Torres
I want to put a kenworth sticker on my truck would it be gay or nah
Sebastian Robinson
You can put deeznuts in your mouth and hum the high notes.
Angel Miller
I put international stickers over my Peterbilt badges
James Green
Successful ELD day my lads. Let's go Let's go fast Let's get it done.
Aaron Hernandez
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Brayden Evans
Personal conveyance What's up company bros
Drive off duty what's up
Camden Thompson
Do you company guys get a 16 hour "big day" once a cycle?