What would you do if you wole up in a new bugatti?

chop up the body and and build a sweet ass kit to put on my Fiero

The stock engine weighs as much as a Cummins so you could swap one of those in too.

Provided the car retains 100% of its value when I resell it; I'll sell it for 2.4 Million yuropoor monopoly money, which translates to 2.79 million real money. Then I'd buy 930 3K civics.

Try to repeat the Nice Truck Attack only this time at 200mph.

>2.79 million real money
Bitcoin kek

SELL

then pour all the money into my car so it doesn't leave me

Well of course, I'd drive around blasting Ace Hood's "Bugatti", thrashing the fucking shit out of it and then sell/scrap it ASAP.

>he doesn't wole

The state of Veeky Forums

go 400kph once and then sell it

>his "real" money is worth less than monopoly money
Lmao

>930k 3k Civics
Does that include the handful of simple mods to each?

Rent it out or sell it

anybody besides me think bugatti's are fug ugly?

hoon it for a day and then sell it

basically
>sell it
>buy 991 turbo s
>send it to 9ff

Kms for ever getting that close to a VAG

probably go to jail for invasion of someone's bugatti

Sell it and buy a koenigsegg

>bugatti is are

AIH WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGAHTEE (WHA WHA WHA)

Same, then I'd grab an old muscle car, or clasic truck.

They are fucking ugly

Sell it and buy an M6 and an M2

the veyron looks nice

>sell it
>buy 3k civic
>rest goes in simple mods

this

Get out of it carefully and walk away

If i damaged it i would have to sell organs and ass to pay reparations

>sell
>organize Veeky Forums meet
>everyone who shows up gets a twingo

>New
You do know Bugatti's proud of the fact that they put exactly 1,000 track-driven hard miles on every car sold to make sure it's nice and broken in for you so you DON'T get a new car, do you?

And I'd sell it immediately.

Get a GF
the sell it
buy an eastern european country
build a castle
drink expensive fiji water

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>sell immediately
>stick all that dosh in compounding index funds and shit
>continue as normal for about a decade
>live comfortably on passive income for the rest of my life
>maybe buy a twingo and give it a quad rotor/tofu paintjob

>wanting to spend millions of dollars on a car that has some slight defect and not knowing about it because it wasn't thoroughly inspected and tested

It still prevents anyone from getting an actual new car.

Ford (GT) and Lexus (LFA) didn't need to sell used cars passed off as new to "test" them, and neither do the others if they were competent.

go broke because of the 50k insurance

Demolition derby

Or put the engine in a VW T2

sell it and buy 10 classic muscle cars as an investment.

Nigger

Sell it. Buy a V8 Atom, a Raptor, a Huracán, a 2000 Civic Si, and a house with a garage and shop. And then Put the other half million in the bank.

Buy as many chick fil et sandwhiches as I can and eat it in the car

>pull man dress out of my ass
>comb goat semen from my beard
>arrest rival princes and government officials
>raise gasoline prices so the only cars on the road are hypercars

sell it and buy a 'Vette. from the early 2000's, i want my pop-up headlights

sell as soon as possible
get twi mint condition AE86s, one for collection purposes and one to work on to make it the fastest in the world
also get myself Preludes, mainly Gen 3 and Gen 5

Panic. I'm probably in the trunk.

I'd hoon it until I trash it then scrap it.

Sit there and wonder where Abdul got chloroform from.

I would wonder what the fuck I did last night while I was blacked out.

Sell it and buy a Koenigsegg, for Bugatti is the inferior manufacturer.

Theres the usual 'hurr sell it buy cool car' but those people lack imagination, though its the correct answer
Personally,
>remove driveshaft to front wheels to make it RWD
>start tearing out interior like crazy
>swap in a manual trans
>buy some knockoff BBS wheels
>plastidip all wheels the brightest shade of green, save the back right
>which shall be plastidipped neon pink
>spell out WAT Racing in blue tape down each side
>find the biggest spoiler i can and mount it backwards on the rear
>monster decals everywhere
>enter my bugatti drift car in a drift event
>get hektik into a barrier and die cause ~1500bhp rwd and also i cant drift

>changing fuel type
Why not swap it with a coal boiler? :^)

I like the idea of eating hot wings better.

>tear the engine out and MR swap it into a miata
>buy the gaudiest body kit & spoiler money can buy
>do what user said otherwise

Come looking for you with Haitians

>Purchase one month of full coverage insurance on it
>This should drain my bank account as I'm a young male
>Drive it for most of the month like I only have a month to live
>Like two days before the insurance runs out have somebody push it off a bridge with their car and drive off
>Collect my $2 mil or so from the insurance company
>Buy out my local honest mechanic and his shop
>Buy one of the smaller but longest lasting used car dealerships
>Keep all the staff employed
>Now have free reign of a garage and car lot while also getting paid for it all