/v/ermin Bread

I was told there would be a vermin bread on friday night. its friday night and there is no vermin thread. lets change this.

>What is this?
Computer-controlled MSPaint cockfights.

>How do I make a Vermin?
Draw a monster with up to 3 forms in MSPaint, then distribute points between the five pictured stats as such:
-Evo 1 Vermin are allowed 13 points
-Evo 2 Vermin are allowed 16 points and an ability, or 20 points and no ability.
-Evo 3 Vermin are allowed 20 points and an ability, or 25 points and no ability.

>How do I enter my Vermin into the tournament?
When the host announces sign-ups are open, respond to that post with the Vermin you want to enter. First come, first serve (in most cases).

>Where can I store my Vermin for safekeeping?
vb.booru.org/index.php

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=yr-OLZmKZ_I
youtube.com/watch?v=oVkMrgCDn-k
youtube.com/watch?v=HpplRrQeV3I
youtube.com/watch?v=QVvzOsfNnZs
youtube.com/watch?v=_dKPgDzrWZQ
youtube.com/watch?v=aeRcUmL6pV4
youtube.com/watch?v=11pfSWS1NWw
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

well here goes nothing

what theme was the next tournament again?

WE DON'T KNOW
Honestly this is the answer for most questions relating to vermin.

Moralfags Vs Edge lords

That's only if VFC Host is hosting this week. Which may not happen due to his shitty computer.

ah thanks

oh fuck had not concidered that, it did kind of crap out on him last time in the end yeah :/ but he did finish it eventually so it -sorta- worked :/

new abilities

Jesus H. Christ, stop posting this garbage already.

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Fine user.....

im not gonna be as harsh as but that middle thing is not an ability, not is it ballanced. it costs 5 points for an ability, your first thing takes away 4 points of the cost, and the second buffs your speed, and thus attack by 25% so fast+muscle (6) x 1.25 which gives you 7.5 in other words all it does is sneak in another half a point. unless you meant both abilities have to go to different forms, then they are just rubish and underpowered.

Is it just me or does VFC feel extra dead today

im liking the concept here

how underage are you

>Different Forms
Yes it's for 2nd and 3rd forms

Thoughts? These abilities are probably complete waste

>proceed to target the vermin who hit it for 3 turns
there's only one enemy, it's always 1v1, this line is entirely pointless.

>there is a skeleton inside you right now

well they could do with some more defining to say the least (better show which is part of which form, when they trigger, and yes they are statistically a waste. better just go for stats untill you think of something cool, there is no shame in having no abilities

Brainstorming ideas for new /v/ermin, Here's what I've come up with.
Which one is the most interesting?

>it's always 1v1
Except there are different tournaments, it's not always 1v1 since there were 3v3 battles.

Also, sign-ups when?

>he doesn't know about 3v3 tournies
I can tell you're a newfag

>there is flesh around me right now

meh this makes me sound like a skele fag but im not

Are you the Mr. Mats dude?

I like the first three, the fourth is alright and the last one is... well, it's different to say the least

my bad, i just stop by these threads to laugh at retarded, autistic art, the only webms i have ever seen of actual gameplay were 1v1

4th one, looks like a flasher, its evolved form could be it with its cloak open and something odd underneath. like two of them on each other shoulders or something

>skelefag in disguise
i love it

Finally finished that moralfag host vermin to be a counterpart to the undead grasshopper vermin.

Do you guys think the ability is too OP?

I made him mostly for the MFvEL, if I'll be able to squeeze him in. Is it a good idea to have a vermin for 3v3 without abilities?

youtube.com/watch?v=yr-OLZmKZ_I
R8.

>grasshopper body pillow

But before then, which ability should I give to these two's evolved forms? (Haven't finished them.)
>Option 1: Blorfo and Newbie are considered a team of two, each with 8 (10 at final form) points of stats each.
>Option 2: Blorfo and Newbie steal a point from their opponent's stats every two turns.

seems kinda op

yeah i think so seeing as it basicly means your blast is a blast+2 attacks, way op.

How the fuck did I mess this up?
>Can't wait for the tournament tomorrow.

Oh yeah, I forgot to ask for names to the 2nd and 3rd forms.

Do you think it's fine if I get rid of the healing?

>i just stop by these threads to laugh at retarded, autistic art
>acting above others on a korean carp fishing forum
where do you think you are

the healing is not the problem, the entire make them attack themselves is the problem.

i thought that shit started on fridays? well that or whenever vfc feels like it

an endless lulzcow packed full of autismlords
>korean carp fishing forum
gee i wonder what website you could be from with those spicy r/Veeky Forums memes

What if I put it on a sort of cooldown? Every other blast attack that hits makes the enemy hit themselves?

Sign-ups are tomorrow at 6 PM EST.

I've been waiting for a thread to be made to post some OC I've made over the week, so here's the first of it.

Was itching for a thread but I don't know if we should do this guys, just gets more attention and it's harder for us to enter or mins.

ah fuck thats midnight tomorrow here, may just have to turn into a pumpkin :/ really wanted my jedi-squid to have a chance to enter

HE. FUCKING. WON.

First match is the only one that counts. :^)

thats Xcom baby!

Anyone have the image of Blorf MkIII?

>quoting a greentext is now a reddit thing
jesus, eventually just posting anything on this website is gonna be "MUH REDDIT BOOGEYMAN"

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no, it's referring to making up stupid phrases to describe Veeky Forums like "mongolian basket weaving forum" etc. which literally came from redditors on r/Veeky Forums. anyone who posts like that, outside of calling redditors out for using it in the first place, is a reddit immigrant.

The fuck is VFC host is doing?

well i saw that one in a greentext in a /b/ thread

i don't keep up with what's reddit and what's not, sue me

someone has been juicing, damn that babyface/buff body

I think you're paranoid user
On an unrelated note, I just got an idea for a Reddit/Terminator /v/ermin

>Winning 20+ matches that didn't matter
>Losing the one that actually mattered (aka, the first one)
You might see it as a 'victory', but everyone else sees it as how much Wargraav choked and continued the skeleshitter losing streak.

>bing bing lost
>the only reason the thread originally caught my interest is because i'm an autistic nintentard
>mfw

Well damn. Wanted to make Blorfo's final form Blorf MkIII but I'm not too sure now as he actually looks like a threat.

Hillary can win as many pre-Election polls as she wants, but she'll never be president by losing the actual Election vote

KING
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The nightmare begins.
youtube.com/watch?v=oVkMrgCDn-k

"Wallbreaker" Battlegraav slays the 1st big villain of the tourney by miracle.
youtube.com/watch?v=HpplRrQeV3I

>this is our tournament
youtube.com/watch?v=QVvzOsfNnZs

1st VFC exhibition match.
youtube.com/watch?v=_dKPgDzrWZQ

The true final battle against the most insane vermin ever created.
youtube.com/watch?v=aeRcUmL6pV4

Saddest ending which Host tried to recreate for 3 hours hours as Wargraav just didn't want to give up.
youtube.com/watch?v=11pfSWS1NWw

I still wanna see it

I'm not gonna lie, I think Wargraav is fucking badass. Thing is, though, that people treat him and everything that even remotely looks like it might have a bone or two as the second coming of Christ, and that makes me want to hate him.

I wanna see punished Wargraav appear in a Skeleton vs Waifu tourney.

I'll probably end up with Blorfo MkII being in the same pose as pic related.

Do you guys think the ability is balanced now? Also need names for the 2nd and 3rd forms.

Trust me, I tried making proper final evos for the original 3 and people kept saying I couldn't make a new one for Blorf, despite Blorf MK 3 being completely random and not following the design pattern of the first two stages

r8 the next champion

ALWAYS BET ON ONE SHOT JOHNNY

>1 Life
Not making it past Round 2, let alone 1 if it gets against anything with more than 3 muscle

Gimme the hard truth, /v/.

Taking design pointers and balance critiques.

>design pattern
What the fuck do you think this is, Pokemon?

The current Blorf mk3 design is canon, now and forever, because it was the one that it won Tourney #5 with.

Don't trace

I think revival abilities are banned, so that alt ability is a no go.

Revival abilities are only banned if they revive teammates, I think.

Round 2/10

what was the first tournament user?

if you remove the cant miss thing. (do realise that it both shields AND damages them, and blasts will happen about 3 times a match at least)

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So by your logic, if I make my own Blorf and it wins it's canon then?

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It was our tournament.

The new and improved Ghostler line. Now with hambone accessory. now with the correct image too.

All revive abilities are banned.

2 in fast will kill him

Sure. It won't be the original Blorf, but it will be a Blorf that won.

Also, easier said than done, buddy

updated with team allegiance (sorry annon i stole your shiny rock)
and more personality. pointers and feedback requested

Revival abilities are frowned upon, so Face Turn wouldn't be allowed. As well, Backstage Politics is basically just the muscle version of Codex Sourceror's ability, only even more OP as it would more or less make the 'mins who didn't specialise in the muscle stat pray to the New Vermin Order. Hell, it basically insta-win against Codex Sourceror since he can /only/ do blasts, yet would be disabled from blasting because of Backstage Politics.

Rattle down brother, our time will come...

Not married to the revival idea, but I was worried the original ability might be a bit much, so I figured I'd poll the crowd.

I'm stuck cleaning the garage but I have a surprise for all of you later today

I really like you gave him angry eyebrows.

If the user who originally made Blorf and Blorf MK2 ever makes his own MK3, I think its fair to say that that one should be canon

But yeah, I'm gonna make my own Blorf, with blackjack and hookers

If I'm not using the revival idea, I'll reshuffle his stats around- I couldn't get a clear idea of what was usable or not, due to unrelgulated everything us.

thanks :) , i think i can fiddle some more with the sabers to make them look better but thats about all i can think of to fine tune him so im looking for external imput

If you do want to stick with the 'Melee only' ability, I suggest having it so that the enemy adds half of their Blast to their muscle to counter it out, so that blast-focused 'mins aren't totally screwed.

There, do you guys think it's balanced now?

Stop tracing shit

>15% chance to add 5 damage
>20% percent chance to deal 125 damage over 5 turns
is it good?