>people actually thought that things couldn't get worse than ToG
Nicholas Rodriguez
I love witches.
Christopher Hill
Aegis probably has a better winrate, Elana really needs to be in your opening hand to get success with it
Ryan Martinez
LONG STINKY NIPPLES
Parker Flores
just themis bro!
Alexander Rivera
XYZ summoning will be in next expansion.
Austin Gonzalez
Elana is a meme like all amulet decks, and will stay a meme until cygames prints actual amulet support.
Jaxon Rivera
I can't bring myself to do it
HE DESERVES BETTER
Zachary Powell
the first spell witches cast on themselves
Austin Green
Thanks, guess I'll go craft Aegis now.
John Moore
unica sugoi
Aiden Powell
f1t7
deck I'm preferring right now if you want a list
David Taylor
This neutral rune deck is awful. Lost me 5 games in a row until I ran into some guy using dragon.
Hudson Davis
vampy is sugoier
Hudson Taylor
>that one magisa doujin Yeah I think I know what I'm fapping to tonight
Jose Baker
>dark jeanne literally does what he does with a better effect and 3 turns earlier
Asher Myers
why are tenkos base stats so high? thats fucking bullshit >put tenko on the turn aria pops out >just t5 themos bro lmao
Wyatt Ward
>evolving a t6 do nothing >ragequitting after getting mischiefed Heehee.
Ayden Wood
Forgot to ask, is this a good haven list?
Ian Ortiz
unica sugoiest desu
Levi Parker
Why would nipples stink?
Jordan Powell
in a class with no ramp
Caleb Scott
Concede pls 97382
Anthony Flores
Probably smegma ridden shitting dick nipples.
Ian Thomas
Dirt rune is actually hidden t0 and nothing will beat it once they nerf blood. SS this.
Bentley Diaz
you don't smear them with fish pasta?
Cooper Green
thank you mama forte
Julian Young
>Entire deck of cards dependent on other cards to be effective >ever going beyond tier 2
Logan Gray
Spellboosted nipple pussy
Juan Hughes
What part of blood is getting nerfed, lads? Abyss is broken but surely they can't nerf legendaries, can they?
Oliver Harris
APOLOGIZE
Isaac Sanders
Let's play a game. Post a shit card, next guy tells you how they would buff it.
We'll start off with the topical one. How the fuck would you make this playable in any meta ever?
Zachary Evans
Do you think Isabelle gently fucks Kyle to sleep with a strap-on?
Benjamin Russell
Is this game redeemable?
Nathaniel Perez
Rot in card game hell, whore
Andrew Evans
They'll probably nerf Baphomet and get rid of the enhance so you can't play Spawn on turn 6
Landon Richardson
fuck off
Joseph Foster
not too sure about the garuda inclusion, everything else looks good though, might want to cut garuda for judges for draw/clear, or 3rd copies of teena/curate
John Green
Literally the one to blame for the current state of the game. Die, turtle.
Nathan Adams
Nah, I think she violently rape him with her futa cock.
3 mana Enchanted Cock spell
Give an allied follower a +6/+6 inch futa dick. Spellboost: grow 1 more inch.
Jeremiah Hill
Kyle is dead, dumbshit. Get that faggot shit out of here.
Ryder Perry
She's the root of all that is wrong in the game right now.
Charles Baker
Making her evo art naked
Levi Cooper
56822
need a concede, stay in lobby after if you have the same quest
Jace Thomas
it STARTS at +6/+6?
fucking OP
Adrian Perez
bigger tits
Evan Garcia
Reminder that going second is a strategic mistake.
Juan Hill
If I were him, I would hope it's roughly.
Sebastian Fisher
Bigger breasts, sweatier pits, give the golems rush.
Ryder Peterson
I think this is the most sensible approach.
Michael Bell
>sweatier pits >give the golems rush
Cooper James
Thanks I'll keep that in mind.
Dylan James
Imagine Lou slapping out a 3ft dick after high-rolling some dimension shifts.
Zachary Lee
>2nd card to have enhance removed entirely It's almost as if making cards that are already playable, and then giving them built-in scaling, was a bad game mechanic. MtG '''pros''' indeed.
Carson Anderson
>my last 6 games were against bloodnigger spawn decks At least ToG had 2 decks. What is this horseshit? How can you cuckolds defend this?
Lincoln Ward
golems should get rush at least if theres a sigil on the board, plus what said is valid too or print a leggo witchcrafter, we already have tsunekuns art from 2017 >ftw 2012 art compared to 2017 strange thing is he was always good, im guessing cykagames were super jews when rob started
Liam Gonzalez
j-just mutagenic bro
Michael Long
74474 need one more win for achievement, will pass turn
Jayden Green
fuck you abyss
Brody Gonzalez
Just winter's caprice bro.
Ryder Butler
Give the golems rush AND +2/+0
It's only fair :^)
Ayden Bell
>How can you cuckolds defend this Nobody is defending this meta at least not unironically speaking.
Christopher Wilson
>summon a golem for every single spell used on this game >give golems rush and +2/0
Samuel Morales
Stop making me want to cum to some armpits.
Joshua Johnson
maybe it's octobishop
Ryan Watson
And you get addtional golems for each time you spell boost in the game.
Jaxon Morales
thanks snow
Samuel Brown
>enemy t2 tove into gobu what to do
Easton Wilson
Tell me about Oz In which deck can I stick her in
Jose Turner
I fucking love windmill memes
Sebastian Morgan
just go first bro just play tove yourself bro
Bentley Gray
Why are they getting worse at designing legendaries for Forest every single expansion? Look at how much better legendaries from standard and DE fit with the forest theme and playstyle. 3 expansions later and they still can't even make another "play x cards" legendary as relevant as Tia was. Deepwood Anomaly is just a fucking embarrassment when it comes to this game's design.
What the fuck happened? Do they just not give a fuck anymore?
Adrian White
poor lou
Henry Lee
>Give all allied followers Ambush and "Whenever this follower attacks, deal 8 damage to the enemy leader of Ambush is active for this follower."
Nolan Hernandez
You can use her in a ton of Rune decks. She works in Aggro Dirt for 1pp burn finishers She works in Neutral decks for basically a free hand fill into 1pp Mutagenic. People are trying her out in D-Shift and Daria decks as well.
Joseph Sullivan
>enhance: follower cant be damaged during this turn
Josiah Long
>starring legendaries
Wyatt Phillips
I too have joined the duck memes Shits fun
Nathan Wright
remove tove with one of the million removals or ward up or trade and outaggro them later
Matthew Barnes
The meta would've been fun it wasn't for >T5 Spawn >Perfect curve neutrals Because of those, you either draw perfectly or lose, which is fucking infuriating
Parker Nelson
WD meta is objectively better than anything we've had since DE.
Blake Bailey
Why are there so many Elana players right now? This is the 3rd one within 30min. Unfortunately they met the only guy running ptp elf with 2 homecoming and 3 pixie mischief.
Cooper Gray
>Get queued against some Carabosse aggro shitter in ranked >Win because his deck is shit >Ragequits
Literally every bloodnigger is such a poor sport.
Carson Adams
I want to stick my dick inside yandere pusy
Ian Gomez
Because apparently Haven """counters""" Spawn (it doesn't) (lmfao)
Adrian Walker
NERFS WHEN?
Nicholas Nguyen
that's carabosse kys, not aggro
Juan Peterson
I do it because I can.
Michael Morgan
>first """""""""HER""""""""""""" memes >now yandere I don't understand this shit.