/srg/ - Speeding General

What not an argument do you run?

>its a one frame trick
>its a one frame skip
>its a one frame
I honestly wish runners would stop stroking their dicks talking about how hard their shit is, and lying on top of that. There are Asian fg players that have been playing the same game for years who can't consistently do just frames and they play way more than runners. Stfu.

>that pokemon hg/ss 'run'
lmao

"""""anonymous""""" donation no comment

REV UP THOSE ANONYMOUS DONATIONS

lmao did you guys see that pokemon hgss run

if something is a one frame trick why not say that it's a one frame trick
idgi

>didn't see the pokemon hg run

should i watch the vod lads?

Rev up for that money laundering!

>this is where Sumichu shows up on the interview and announces an "ALL NEW" donation incentive for BotW (run by a tranny) requiring new donations to push for a higher total, and implies that it might not happen (it will)

it's friiiiiiiday night motherfuckers you know what time it is
DONATE DONATE DONATE, ALL ANONYMOUS NO COMMENT DONATIONS

>asian fg players cant consistently do one frames
>speedrunners should stop stroking their dicks
what?

YELLOW

Also, you can't deny that that wasn't an abortion.
Keiz didn't even finish.

"and we have an anonymous $423,902 donation which puts us one dollar above last year's total!"

But it was a sub-pixel frame perfect trick!

Reminder to practice your speedgame, so you don't look like a stupid grind monkey!

yes, otherwise you won't understand the meme :DD

not even worth it in a trainwreck sort of way like Crash "I wanna kill myself and everyone else" Bandicoot last year and the Ty the "ignore literally all the donation incentives" Tasmanian Devil.

so did the alttp boys get banned yet?

>I honestly wish runners would stop stroking their dicks talking about how hard their shit is, and lying on top of that.
You know this shit is literally testable on emulators and that's how they know it's true, right?

Speedrunners can't consistently get 1 frame tricks either in 60fps games. It usually takes multiple tries when it's that precise unless they get lucky.

Thinking of picking up one of the Shantae games

what happened during alttp?

nope!

who is the ff7 runner? is he a comfy dude

oy, you want BOTW?
cough it up goys, 2 million or you won't get it

that pokemon run lol

...

what run do you do?

too much fun

why does witwix make all the gay and cuck comments still

also like fuck speed running btw its so shitty
doctors without borders is a communist organization
and these organizers make 100k+ a year doing this

told trannies to jump off a cliff to "fix themselves"

ok

communism is good user

>>>/reddit/

no

Stardew Valley

Redpill me user

This will probably be the last time I watch GDQ desu.
6 and a half days of shit for one or two good runs, it's not worth it anymore

seeya

yellow

i've been saying that since 2014 lmoa

i say that every year and i can't help myself
its hard looking away from car crashes

>/r/samandtolki
kek did he roll over like a cuck or find the balls to divorce her?

I stopped following it

what if the car crash is one small fender bender and it lasts 7 days

If there was an incentive for a narci botw run I'd fucking donate

GDQ representative here

We are very sorry to here about your disappointing experience.

Please inform us of the of the two good runs you saw so that we can promptly ban them.

I hope we can avoid this in the future.

>its hard looking away from car crashes
so far there hasn't been any run that was so bad it was worth watching. mediocre runs all around

twitter.com/orcastraw

close enough?

loved all the 4 hour JRPG runs, theyre a lot of fun

nothing. Mostly consisted of people laughing for no reason

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>23 attempts for one fucking selfie
>and that was "the good one"
I don't get twitter

to the user who gave him reddit gold
get out redditor
i giggled desu

>korean girl fixing her hair
thanks botzon. switching channel.

is this a man or a woman (man)?

man i fucking love metroid "speedruns" haha

isn't there a list of tranny speedrunners out there?

I love when a guy on the couch with the most monotone voice on the planet
Doesn't
Stop
Talking

same
my life sucks

yeah

Wait for it...

I thought fusion 0% would be like sm low% not just fusion any% with low health

probably your own fault
get your shit together.

Why does this metroid runner succ?

>business email
>retardednickname123

gee im stumped maybe we can solve this mystery

I've watched less than one hour of SGDQ.

I've long switched to "just watch the few things that seem interesting".

>having better things to do

He forgave stiv and stiv blew the fuck out of haberdasher so hard that he's closing the sub

I'd stiv in her bobo

I dont care about that. Did they get divorced?

Didn't even say that, memespouter.

Me too, but only without any fucking obligations.
Because girls like her are terrible at partnerships.

No

they did

kungfufruitcup gave me a blowjob
ama

proof

>uh heh heh hey can i read donations soon
>come on man i want some attention too
>I'll read the ones i think are funny in a great voice
>time for donations? soon i hope.
>hey i know you said serious time but I'm really needing self validation to read donations soooo im just going to read them
i really wish the donation reading thing was either not a thing or at least not used as a platform for whatever asskisser that reads them to try to whore themselves
the entire event really is one big nerd fight for attention

will a dick covered in makeup suffice

No entry without Magoo
youtube.com/watch?v=fNXSdtBVvT0

0% silence run
seriously this run has been a total snoozefest cause the commentators won't shut the fuck up.

this man will never speedrun another game at gdq

>RIDLEY IS TOO BIG

my my I haven't heard that in a long, long time.

the sm race was delayed for this

did he fuck up the 0% thing

it's been a snoozefest because fusion fucking sucks lmao

It's almost like there's a reason they sandwiched this in between the smb relay and the metroid race

>save/kill the memes
IT'S TIME TO STOP

Oh would you look at that, 23k in one game thats boring as shit and not even popular.

See you next year, /v/

We'll reach $1.2 million before FF7 ends.

>this softcore porn
nevermind fusion is based