Sc2

most boring unit ENHANCED edition

BROODLING FACTS

FACT: broodlings have a lifespan of 120 seconds, after which the broodling automatically dies
FACT: broodlings have 30 hp, 0 base armor, melee range, 6.3 damage per second, 5 vision, and movement speed of 4.494
FACT: broodlings can be spawned from every ground unit EXCEPT probes, reavers, archons, and dark archons
FACT: broodlings will not spawn if the queen dies prior to the broodling projectile hitting the target
FACT: broodlings will not spawn if the broodling projectile hits a hallucinated unit, but the hallucinated unit will be destroyed

i exist

fuck j

oh yeah code s in 15 minutes

yesssss

its happening...

here we go!

hmm calling it game number 2
thought i missed the start

only yurodumbs still seem to care about sc2. hots ruined everything by alienating the core, cool, and crazy american audience.

gooks need not apply

zg is gross
bet she stinks like body odor

id jealously sniff up all that stink

SCARLETT PLEASE WIN

wow

lotv sucks

they really should have just introduced hats instead of shitty new units

imagine little zergling hats that stay around and clutter the ground after the zergling dies

you could strategically sacrifice zerglings in your opponents base to lag them out with hats

id get cowboy hats

someone please post with me, i still like starcraft

scarlett clearly is going to lose to innovation, but what about ryung and hurricane

hard to say cause pvt is super gay right now because of disruptors

nevermind tempest was way too late hurricane is dead

ryung hwaiting

doin' it

wow

scarlett so handsome

PLEASE SCARLETT. DO IT

>soo got second in vsl

wow based soo setting history

SHES GOING TO WIN

creep spread x_X

scars always been known for shooting her creep all across the map super quick

scar scar~

that was a blatant throw what the fuck

damn

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John Bain@Totalbiscuit 19 secs
Foreign player is winning so they will lose to the player they just beat in the lower bracket final. #GSL

maybe innovation doesn't practice sc2 anymore in anticipation to switch to bw?

tasteless said that he was looking really good lastn ight tho

she needs to transition into hive tech asap though

zzz

lol she had a huge lead then let innovation get 3-3 before she even had hive up and ackabared everything into mines.

she's definitely a whitey

\]gg

FUCKING CHEESE GOOK

SCARLETT IS GOING TO DO IT

she's way overcomitting to the follow up though must be nerves ~___~

NO DETECTION

WHAT'S WRONG WITH SCARLETT

anyone else staying home on a friday night...watching gsl

scarlett is jewish

scarlet-t... the red-tranny...

yes...

the biggest blunder of the century!

lol white people

fucking bullshit

GEEEE

it's like she's still playing with hots timings

John Bain@Totalbiscuit 16 secs
The two constants of Starcraft. The GSL kills foreigners and the GSL chat kills braincells

9 whole posters...

Does Scarlett have a brain in her head? What was that

its a friday night...

why do they always cake up the whiteys in so much makeup

how'd innovation luck out with this group? i mean ryung, hurricane, and scarlett? bet he just spend the last week slaying puss instead of practicing

i was taking the garbage out, how did scarlett lose game 3

she went full NA

she went over to innovation's booth and tried to karate chop him?

there was hussy under the table sucking her off

no. she nose dived off her bunk bed and landed flat on her face.

>twitch chat

that tech lab tho @__@

there was a time when a bunk bed wouldnt be an acceptable substitute for a gsl booth but with their "soundproofing" i guess they let anything fly these days

need to go back to starting with 6 workers

fuck yeah gyuri time :3

gyuri :3

okay most gooks are ugly filth but i can get behind this gyuri bitch np

inno is gonna do it... eye contact... her giggling...
hes going to fuck her p*ssy hole

gyuri confirmed getting a rise out of me

just realized i wasted my life watching this shite game.... @____@

imagine being you

its okay you'd have wasted your life no matter what you did

nooooo stooop *chugs some anti d's* wow i forgot

not hungry but i think i'll go eat some candy :p

i thought this jerk got surgery and didn't need glasses

i'm not hungry but i guess i'll eat this yummy candy
mmmmmmm

scarscar and soo literally the same zerg player

sometimes it can come back even with surgery
imagine how much time he spends with a monitor

sounds like a waste of money in that case

>tranlett
>she
>good
hue
hue hue hue

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god damn white "people" are terrible

>white

i remember when he smelled his 2nd place flowers...

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dumping

#rare

losing to 2012 toss...

yeah i thought collosi was shit

another 0-2 rip ;;

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lol why are foreigners so uniquely bad still. they all play like idra

die shitlet you fucked up albatross on society DIE DIE DIE

also BIG fucking MISTAKE on banning me jan
gonna go put GAY PORN in a general SOONISH *preempts ban with ip change*

janny btfo once again

thanks for emboldening me jay you FUCKING. BITCH.

surprise!!!!