/ink/ - Splatoon General

The 15th

Reminder that Marina is perfect, Pearl is shitty little gremlin.

>realize I'm going to have to actually get a smartphone now because of Nintendo's weird voice chat app and SplatNet 2

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Marina would be very upset about you talking that way about her senpai

if they came up peacefully they might have a chance but stealing the city's power sauce and building WMD's won't make you many friends

>the small one is the tall one's superior

I love shit like this

You think Marina is into Spaghettis, or is she only about octo-dick?

I'm asking for a friend...

She looks like a girl easily pressured into doing things she otherwise wouldn't do. I'd say go for it.

Marina is a good girl looking for true love. She doesn't discriminate. Pearl is a horny bug, but nobody will fuck her.

Marina has a beak in her cooch, it acts as an anti-rape measure.

the more you make fun of Pearl, the stronger she becomes

She's a qt

Pearl dressed like Pearl from SU when?

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GO TO BED

I refuse.

So which abilities are confirmed non-stacking? I've heard that Respawn Punisher can't be stacked

BUT I'VE HAD 12 CUPS OF COFFEE

>so they can live
What kind of bullsquid octarian propaganda is this? They live in the bunkers and run on geothermal and nuclear since before GTW. They needed zapfish to power their tanks and invade Inkopolis without risk of any plugs getting unplugged like that last time, so they stole them from our respawn pads where they were auxilary power sources in case mains power goes out. Imagine the number of deaths if it did go out without the fish, whole teams wiped and the remaining left with severe PTSD, and then octarians come crashing the party in their weapons of ass destruction. Do you seriously believe they just needed them for lightbulbs and DJ tables?

I really like Bardbot's animation of Pearl and Marine.

Everything past cold-blooded

I could be wrong, but I believe any ability that can't be exchanged for ability chunks can't be stacked.

Art of Pearl with a Mini Splatling when?

How will Spla2n's floaty jumps affect the meta?

which abilities are those?

Get sniped out of the air even more frequently

If you have a Switch you can just see them all

explain this

Explain this

I don't have one

She spits hot fire

Any ability with a white number on it can be exchanged for ability chunks (the numbers shows how many ability chunks are associated with that ability), which can be stacked as sub-abilities. I'm assuming the ones that can't be exchanged for ability chunks (abilities without a number) can't be stacked.

>if i was in world war 2

I can't stop listening to that fucking off the hook song.

I wasn't that keen on it when I first heard it but it has really grown on me.

Marina is a goddess.

Why does Pearl look like she's plotting to kill you in your sleep?

Yeah, a lot of main slot only abilities have no numbers, and the new ones there all seem like main slot only types

>press B to jump
this is fucking me up hardcore

She's street

>Why does Pearl look like she's plotting to rape you in your sleep?

ftfy

Because she realized that Splatoon was a mistake. Grown human men stroke their dicks to the thought of 14 year old squids.

thanks

her bits of the song aren't that great and without Pearl's accompaniment would fall flat

Marina's singing literally carries the whole thing, it would be 100$ better without pearl's high pitched staccato bullshit. There's a reason the chorus is almost entirely marina.

Pearl's not bad, I just wish she wouldn't rap over Marina.

It's easily my favorite Splatoon track. I love the new version in Splatoon 2, and really can't wait to hear the new Splatfest version too,

So what are you, /ink/? Cake or Ice Cream?

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>been wanting splatoon 2 hard
>been filling the void with inklings in MK8D and default carts
>download demo
>its not enough

Why did they remove Bomb Sniffer? I'm surprised it's gone especially since Ink Mines are coming back.

Cake

Ice Cream

Even with the buff nobody actually used it

I used it ;-;

Bet you in private she's a huge fucking nerd

Or a weeb for Octolings

I don't know the icons because I've never played the game
Oh that's right, it's not even out yet

Octaboo

Fuck that shit, use a phone emulator on PC

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>character revealed yesterday
>already 6 pages of marina porn

I'm actually kind of surprised but very relieved that Respawn Punisher can't be stacked. It's the perfect asshole ability.

mines are stronger with it's removal
Nobody used it
Bomb defence covers it's other function

I'm not. I wanted to stack it and snipe squiggas for days

Cold blooded can be stacked

Would you smooch an inkling?

Captain Cuttlefish was right to worry

Pearl is best

imgur.com/a/WIuGk

All subs and specials

Goodnight /ink/

Wish I had sleepy Pearls to post

> Peek inside Murch's suitcase
> It's full of gutted super sea snails.
What kind of operation are Murch and Spyke running, exactly?

Nintendo has done a perfect job of giving a sense of control over what you get eliminating the desire to use means other than the prescribes ones to get what you want

Do we know how you get tickets yet?

I'm guessing it's by playing and winning as most things seem to be but it might be something crazy like playing Squid Beats

A tasty one

I like how Ink Armour affects everyone regardless of proximity. I'm curious what "from a single attack" means. I guess it will only protect you from damage that's enough kill you, like how armour worked in the single player campaign.

Protect my nigga Pearl

The way it's worded it sounds like literally one attack so you'll survive anything from a fully charged shot to a bomb but weapons which are multishot kills will merely have an extra hit added to them so you have a second or two to react and counter

RIP Seeker.

>but weapons will have an extra hit added
RIP H3.

it's become two weapons. Curling bomb and auto bomb are it's successors

Curling bomb and auto bomb rush will be interesting

Nice to see Annie wasn't thrown in the trash after the newcomer took over.

I'm very glad sprinkler is still in the game

So why doesn't Marie just ask Agent 3 again? Is agent 3 dead or something? Why she needs another agent 4, when agent 3 is already so strong?

DEFEND THIS

Pearl is Agent 3

HORY SHET I FOUND A SWITCH FOR RETAIL PRICE

Congrats

>sold out

>no dock
>no controller

found it on amazon believe it or not. $309USD with free shipping.

No love for Jelonzo

Just hope they don't have Special Power Up and wait it out assuming they're not pushing objective hard

Agent 3 is busy living their life and doesn't have as much free time just like the Squid Sisters didn't have time when Cuttlefish recruited Agent 3. Marie had to give up her career in order to successfully plan the infiltration and rescue of Callie. It's not the kind of task you can do after a shift at work or after school

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It does not seem like a microtransaction, it's basically what spike does in splatoon 1, you order gear from someone and he makes a copy. The difference is now you can order gear through your phone and copy your friend or people you played previously gear etc.