What kind of a car gets the girls?
What kind of a car gets the girls?
Black E92 328i
The one with a fit normie in it
A car with wheels
Pretty much anything that you keep clean and take care of, user. Girls don't care about your BMW if it's full of fast food wrappers and dirty socks.
Forget the girls, focus on the road.
a 26-year-old kissless virgin loser with no real friends and a shitty job
no goals, no confidence, no respect
most weekends are spent feeling sorry for myself and working on a Toyota Celica that I’ve had for years
it ain’t the fastest, but definitely not a slouch either, all my money goes into maintaining her and putting in better parts etc.
one weekend I decide that “fuck it”, take my car, put on the best clothes I have and head out
plan is to go to a bar to get a confirmation to the fact that I am a hopeless loser
go to a night club
try talking to girls
get ready to leave
swim my way through the crowd
bump into a girl I went to high school with
we go outside to chat because the music inside was awful and loud
through some miracle that I have yet to understand she asks if I want to come to her place for the night
manage not to spaghetti all that bad
we are sitting in my car, driving towards her place
heart is pounding, mind is going over 9000 RPM
I am FINALLY going to lose my virginity, someone ACTUALLY likes me, and she’s a solid 8/10 to boot
we’re talking but my mouth is on autopilot
all I can do is to try to keep the car on the road
I feel every little bump in the asphalt, the moaning of the straight-4-cylinder echoes through my entire body as I push her up to 5000 RPM during acceleration
neon street signs go by like laser beams in darkness
I know it sounds fucking dumb, but the bond between me and that machine was deeper than any bond I could ever have with a woman
I understood this as I pulled up to her drive way
don’t even remember what she said, I just thank her and wish her good night
she stands there dumbfounded as I drive away
it may seem retarded, and it is, but not loosing my virginity that night gave me a deeper understanding about the world
knowing that I *could* have done it is good enough for me
I have never felt better than I did cruising back home that night
it felt like my Celica was an entirely new beast
it followed my every command with precision and with no hesitation
it was the perfect driving moment, the man and the machine were one
It felt weirdly spiritual, in a way. The next day I went to my usual track and broke my personal record by 2.8 seconds. I kept going to bars and night clubs, still do. And every time I get a girl I *almost* go through with it but bail out on the last second, get into my car and enjoy a nice cruise. Been doing this for 7 months now. It has boosted my confidence to a whole new level. Got a promotion a week ago. Got friends. Made it to top 10 on my local track, which is pretty nice considering none of the other top10 drivers drive a sub-50k car.
Been selling my furniture and working extra hard so I can switch my celica to a supra some day.
This level of delusion
hopefully this is a copypasta and I'm a newfag holy shit.
Truly the realest human bean of us all.
Start an Instagram about your car and let it slide into a conversation naturally when talking to women.
Why? I have never felt this free and my life has gotten better.
Met my dad the other month and he, too, said that I seem like a new man.
Don't get me wrong, the car and the drivibg are just ways of fibding myself. I am not in love with my car. It just happens to be the medium of self-exploration for me.
I cannot describe how fucking awesome it feels being a kissless virgin, and taking the car instead of the girl. It is a choise. And cruising around after a close-encounter is better than getting high.
Can't dodge the rodge
ford ecoline van
Dude, are you being serious? You willingly remain a kissless virgin?
Not the same guy but girls<personal passions. There is no contest
This guy gets it
Can I get one of these in Subaru? Preferably vaping.
t. WRX owner, who unironically vapes
Can we get a giant flashing banner and/or background audio screaming "CARS DO NOT ATTRACT WOMEN, YOUR WEALTH OR YOUR ATTITUDE ATTRACTS WOMEN"?
oh hey it's another I need a materialistic item to attract shallow whores episode
The best car to get grills is the one that gets you to your high paying job and back reliably
Now fuck off and go get a high paying job
The one (you) aren't in.
anything that looks expensive or badass
if you get cockblocked by a car youre not getting laid anyway
I can fit a lot of them in my van
But honestly anything new and shiny. They don't care as long as its not an embarrassing shitbox.
iconic, it's like the jeep of sports cars in the eyes of women
looks like a spaceship, women or normies can't tell if it's old or new
targa top, pretty much a convertible in eyes of women and normies
How is it a choice?
You understand that you can have that same drive AFTER you fuck the girl?
Self improvement is good but start to date some of of the girls casually and gets laid. You will get even more confidence from it if you form relationships.
fuck man thats gr8
Im feelin this
and honestly sex although great is nothing to whore your interests over.
van with no windows. the bigger the van the more girls you can get.
its about control and choice.
He never felt that.
And maybe like some of us he actually wants to know the person well be4 fucking.
Corvette is all about attitude. You either pull it off or come off as a pompous douche.
You guys can't possibly value your passions over pussy unless YOR A BIRGIN!!!
As if he couldn't fuck her and then continue driving his car at his leisure for the rest of his life.
He's a pussy, and blew his chance cause he was scared. Now he's just trying to make excuses.
You think his Celica was gonna magically disappear once their lips touched?
It's a boomer mobile alright but some young dude nowadays could pull it off when C4s aren't even that expensive.
I don't know about your experience with women, but all they have done to me is absorb all of my time and money. One night stands are ok I guess but jerking off does the same thing without having to play their game.
depending on a car to score chicks
A car isn't going to get you girls. Don't be like this guy.
is this a joke?
man grow the fuck up.. Jesus...
fucking roasties spamming their vags everywhere.
Yes that was sarcasm...
but all they have done to me is absorb all of my time and money
You sound bitter, but that's essentially my experience.
Cuddling is pretty lit tho.
then I forgive and dubs prove it
You had to pick the ugliest one though, didnt you
Have you read the stuff this dude wrote?
This mangina was so awkward and entitled he thought the car would be enough for them to talk to him.
Wasn't even willing to bang a vegas hooker his dad would pay for because he needed there to be feelings involved.
Cars won't get you girls. I drive supercars for a living.
It's almost like they're just dude magnets!
fuckin amazing lmao. keep on doing you homie.
what year celica is this by the way?
I can vouch that motorcycles don't attract girls either
lmao this is actually amazing copypasta material
Koenigsegg Agera R.
wrong. miatas attract women.
I have a C3 and I get lots of comments from women. I'm married but it would be dead easy to ask them if they would like to take a ride . Oh, and C4s are shit.
only if you don't fit the biker image
What would you consider the biker image? The harley rider stereotype or sport rider with full leathers?
depends where you are from I guess. here in the UK it's the sportbike rider. not full leathers though, that shit looks too try hard. it's usually
matte black helmet
stylish leather jacket (shit protection)
non-sneaker shoe of your choice, though something not as bulky as most riding boots
manly / handsome haircut
that's about it really. basically your typical "bad boy" image but this time wearing a helmet.
I see that makes sense. In the US people think of pic related when they think of motorcyclists.
Also Tron is a good movie
Oh yes they do ...
Do you think Eggman refuses to wear a condom because it would impede aero?
I FIGHT FOR THE USERS
Most women I've seen on track drive Porsche's, so maybe those
Also Tron is a good movie
Yeah, it was good but Daft Punk made it a classic in my eyes. One of the best soundtracks I've ever heard.
pretty sure that you're just a fag.
Anything but a Viper.
Pretty sure I'm not.
Being the lonely driver, by choise, feels pretty good actually. In a weird but good way.
Yes, I am scared of going all the way. Not ashamed to admit that. But considering that my life has changed for the better in a major way, I don't mind not getting the girls. Think of it like this: my life has improved as a whole, but the girl situation is in status quo.
Not so sure aboit that. Furthermore, I feel like I don't want to know what I've been missing out on. Rather never experience it than risk getting depressed.
In a way, yes.
Even better, he thought he was "destined" to win the lottery, so he bought insane amounts of tickets.
He keeps writing repeatedly about the awesome buildup to the numbers announcement, then the soul crushing agony when "I didn't win!".
That probably happens to him at least half a dozen times.
I have that car! Or well a GS400 so v8 if that's not
owns a C3
calls C4s shit
What happened after this made me lose my last shred of hope for humanity.
something that screams testosternone yet still is rather compact and usable so basically loud, ratted and customized small to mid size musclecars, 90's jeep wranglers and first generation GTI's
c4 is ugly
Who is this semen demon?
I mainly just get old timers telling me they used to drive a Datsun just like this, the girls that dig cars like it but they don't go out of their way to tell me or anything.
the S30 is just classically beautiful. Like the E type. It has a universal quality that even normies can appreciate.
Girls don't like cars.
Except that's the kind of car that would make a girl question your sexuality.
Used to have a 2014 V6 Camaro and got tons of positive comments from younger women at college or in drive thrus.
When I had a (nearly) entry level 2014 Z51 Stingray, never got any comments from younger women, but did get some from older women (35+) at grocery stores and the like.
Currently DD a hellcat, and women don't even notice it / don't care. Men like it a lot though. Especially older guys and / or rednecks. They lose their shit. Younger girls seem to actively dislike the Hellcat actually. Angry glares and the like.
do you think it's because you were a qt when you were younger?
In rust belt burgerland, maybe.
Girls honestly love miatas because they're small and cute, and all women love convertibles because they love being seen.
will my car get me a girl
miatas are cute, and women will like it. women literally don't give a shit about overly aggressive loud cars unless they have daddy issues.
and if women like your car -> they talk to you. after that point, it's all down to you. if you act like a sperg no car will get you laid.
it's only 3-4 years difference
I think younger women *can* be impressed with cars, but it depends entirely on what they've been exposed to. If they have a brother/uncle/father/etc or if they once had a crush on a guy with a cool car, whatever it is -- if you own that car or something like it, they'll think it's cool, and it does actually get you some points. They have to know what it is though. You're better off with a V6 mustang or camaro or an entry level (but recognisable) BMW/Mercedes than something that's faster/more expensive but unknown. And if you're in a lambo you'll find people actually get more mad than anything.
as a guy that fucks who owns a '17 civic lx, i found girls liked it best when i had a truck
makes you seem more capable and rugged, slight increase in attractiveness
i had a hand me down 2000 ram 1500 v8 magnum regular cab and fucked my way through high school in that thing
also drove a tacoma for a while last year and had the same sort of effect on college girls
your mileage may vary
Don't lift the truck unless you want low class girls. Just a regular full size non-base model pickup will attract lots of girls. Way more alpha than a sports car.
definitely kept both clean and completely stock except for the giant tow hitch i never really used
Nah, that ride is straight up gay.
1 night roasties < your car
this also applies to jeeps.
Nah, I prefer pussy
Basically MGTOW. Cars are way more fulfilling than romantic relationshits
The car that a rich, successful guy with a personality gets out of.
if uncut it would improve aero
Y/o/u are our her/o/
With $2000 worth of simple mods.
Any car that can be reasonably perceived as a status symbol.
'sports cars', your normal luxury or exotic brands, old muscle cars, and for some reasons Jeeps, every girl says my 88 Suzuki Samurai is their dream car and I have no idea why.
Most girls really don't give a shit as long as it's not falling apart, smelly, or breaking down all the time. Really.
Most couldn't tell a Scion TC from a Corolla. And let me iterate again: most girls do not give a flying fuck what you drive, if they do, theyre either or a family member is into cars, like a dad or bro. Or she's just a whore looking for status. And a car, although pricey, isn't a solid indicator of status. See: midlife crisis mobiles.
88 Suzuki Samurai
same actually, ive had two girlfriends who tried to convince me to buy a jeep, one of which was a samurai. But I love my 79 camaro too much to give it up and I already have an decent econobox
cadillacs, mustangs and camaros. Maybe lincolns. these are the only brands basic whores can recognize. Just buy what you want, because YOU like it. as long you have confidence and maintain a clean car it wont really matter anyway.
this , worked a gas station and some faggot witha corvette tried to pick up a chick and she pretended to be interested, as soon he walked out the door she burst out laughing and said he probably had a tiny dick.
Don't use cars to pick up girls
they know your compensating
dude every time I see your car posted it brightens my day
it looks amazing
what the fuck
user has a better bond with his car than any woman
I want to call you a dumbfuck but I also envy you in a strange way
Black fully loaded truck. As long as it isnt lifted to the sky or obnoxiously loud girls squirt over this shit
a /fit/ body
Which ever car I’m in, user.
all these bio chasers
only /lonelydrivers/ allowed
Can sort of confirm.
I did loose my virginity after getting a ducati.
But still. Girls won't sleep with you just because you have a motorcycle. But it helps.
And you have to be natural about it. Don't be all try hard.
Don't tell her you ride a motorcycle. Let her figure it out.
Like when she sees you wearing some /fa/ gear and what not and she'll ask you about it.
girls squirt over this shit
Keep telling yourself that.
But are all motorcycles equal?
I just got an oldie-but-goldie 1970 Ural with a sidecar. Dem rusty 1930s aesthetics.
(Still a virgin, but didn't get the bike to get girls)
I think it’s supposed to be a clever way of saying “people who chase after living beings”.
implying itsuki / iketani didn't chase after 3dpd
The fuck you on about cunt
user~ post pic of your Celica
implying this wasn't just incel cope and he didn't deify that qt he almost killed on the touge
implying he didnt get cucked whenever he tried and was too terrified after meeting Wataru
that girl? anything that looks expensive
Wouldn’t you rather a Caldina?
is that an EK
a new car with the largest screen you can find.
bitches don't like cars, they like money.
just shows women don't know shit about cars
is that an EK with a bumper kit
Be rich boy Get A lamborghini
This might be the gayest shit I've ever heard and I've made out with a dude
You do realize you can have both the car AND the girl, right? You already have the car.
selling my furniture so I can switch to a supra
Oh so this is just a new pasta. 7/10 made me reply
Money. You are equivalent to a ring or a purse to them. You are a status symbol for them, and so is your car, job, clothes, body, and jewelry. What car gets the girl? The expensive looking car.
You fucked up, big time
In about one or two weeks you'll start regreting, for good.
Enjoy your wanks
This isn't a bad story, I can relate to this. But I was actually popular all my life and lost my virginity at an age you wouldn't believe. (not TOO young though like 11). I take massive confidence (read: EGO) boosts from declining women. I fucking love it.
i'd hand on my heart give up pussy and romance for the rest of my life if it meant no major breakdowns on my car.
what the fuck lmao
Only the ones with a feminine penis
A Land Rover Defender
My car is broken
Bring Defender to college instead (don't normally drive it on the road cause the heater matrix is fucked and it's winter in Scotland)
Decide to bring it into class and finally fix the trailer electrics
All morning have people of both genders walking up and talking to me about my defender
Get a phone number
Go to KFC at lunch with 7 passengers
On the way home stop in at a shop
Girl at counter spends a good 5 minutes gushing over how much she loves defenders
Get home feeling amazing
Day was overall amazing
Everyone loves a defender
You are a sad, lonely man.
do you drive an F355?
i think it's an F360
Can't be, those things were way cheaper to maintain than the ungodly 355.
i'd consider touching her despite her having her way with that opel
Yeah, but servicing & maintenance on any of them runs thousands.
heck, if i could afford a ferrari i probably would. my baby years fantasy was the red testarossa tho.
op did touch my soul, and i instantly recognised his transformation.
i'm by no means kissless or virgin, so i do know the hassle women can be. the heartbreak of not having the money to keep a car running is bad, and even worse when it's taken to the scrapper.
i've had soulless cars i couldn't wait to see parted and flattened, but a couple of my cars gave me many laughs and adventures and car emo stuff like that.
E36 is going to be slightly pricy to maintain but you can settle those qualms by earning more money.
I realise that's far, far, far easier said than done but giving up pussy to maintain a non M3 E36? Nigga whut
well, in my mind it'd be a life long magic spell granting me +100% maintenance resistance for any car i'll own
The problem is that it's a terrible proposition.
You can either give up something that can be purchased with money, meaning enough cash will render it a meaningless expenditure.
Or, something that you literally can't buy.
Only someone who has never experienced the latter would give it up for the former.
might also be a matter of life experiences you know.
if one's only met trash women, a sound mind would not continue meeting trash women. with most experiences being overwhelmingly negative, you'd think one way out is avoiding those experiences.
but come real life, i know i won't have a maintenance free car life, and i won't be able to not run into women i want to pursue, so it's all just a big 'what if'. and as we know, those are baseless fantasies and not to be taken seriously.
pic related, another one of my former lovers... cough, adventure machines
What is some /fa/ tier gear?
Are there like perforated leather moto jackets that look as nice as regular ones?
Cause I live in Florida so I am not going to wear a non perforated leather jacket or I will slow roast
Now that you put it that way, it's pretty appealing.
You could buy cheap aston martins / bentleys
Basically any car that's cheap because it's a cunt to maintain.
I could probably realistically buy a 930 if that happened. Right now my realistic dream is the NSX because it's a cheaper than most supercars to maintain but I'd switch to the Porsche if maintenance cost wasn't too much.
Still not worth it over pussy desu. It's not just about sex, it's also any chance of a family.
both dream cars in one picture
The proposition included romance.
You're telling me that's not what the guys who have "only met trash women" aren't desperately seeking?
And the'd give up any shot at it, ever, along with any pussy bad or good, for a maintenance free car?
yes, i don't want any family - that's probably why the vagina is disposable for me
pic unrelated to text - my current adventure machine. luckily it's low mileage, so no immediate rebuilds on the horizon for several years. general maintenance on bmws are affordable around here tho.
well, read the op (-:
Does it count if the truck is an 80s beater?
Not rusty or dirty or anything
That's nice, where you at?
My dad bought his E36 318i a week after I was born to celebrate. It's still on our driveway, but it hasn't moved in about 3 years.
He's thinking of selling it, but I can't let him. It's like a brother to me, been there through everything. I feel 3 years of sitting outside may have rusted it beyond repair though, I'm almost too afraid to jack it up and see what the rust is like under the car. It's dark right now otherwise I would have taken a picture - it's a '97 Maroon but the paint is all dusty and fading.
My dream project IF the body isn't too rusty would be to revive it and replace that weak ass engine the 318i had but I'm not sure if it's even feasible. Do you think it's possible? This car's been at my side for 21 years but I know next to nothing about working on it, definitely less than you.
Just look and see.
If its not rusted and you can find the engine then do it.
There's plenty beefy stock engines so it wouldn't even be hard to do
Are they easy to work on? My only experience is a '90 Miat
It's not as easy as a miat, you can just yell harsh words at a Miata and it will be fixed.
Working in a BMW is harder but it's not impossible. Still better than paying a shop to do it.
the blue e36 i posted was a 316 (102 hp). northern norway here. the good thing about bmws in most of europe is that they're plentyful and specced to each market, unless imported. it had ~230.000 kilometers on it (140k+ miles iirc) and didn't really break down. i did tho, months after selling it, cos i realised it was a near bulletproof car, but sold it cos it had three shades of blue after body repairs
it is by no means a racer at all, but it's well balanced and does everything right, except go fast stuff. secondly i haven't done much in terms of rust repairs, cos despite the 9 month winter/slush season, we don't use salt here. the road maintenance people spread heated gravel instead, so there's a bit of paint chipping work to do on older cars.
the positive bit about these analog bmws is that repairs is quite intuitive, in the way that there are very few things you have to remove to repair whatever's gone wrong. don't have to disassemble a wheel assembly to remove the water pump before disconnecting the radiator so you can get out the back seats to get to the alternator so you can hammer the fuel injection to repair the headlights. (insert french car meme).
engine swaps aren't common around here tho, but older cars are affordable, so in regards to your actual question i'd rather swap the car (-:
biggest job i've ever done myself is replacing the cooling system on my e34. a dream to do when all you have is two jack stands, a flash light and a driveway. everything came off without disassembling the car, and went decently back in.
as for your actual car, if it runs, i'd keep it even for measuring how good, bad or in between it actually is.
i was glad to see my 99 vw passat go to the scrapper. eastern european import, built by idiots and maintained by drunk slavs. local dealership went straight onto my shit list when they wanted $425 to fix my non working indicators (which was an easy fix - pop the emergency blinker relay out of the socket and back in)
The one that makes you 6'3" and physically attractive.
If they're worth it, a car that works
congratulations, you attracted a crowd of sickly vapelords
I should get banned for saying this, but I'd give up on cars and driving if it got me a girl. Hell, I'd give my firebird for a cuddling session.