[Daily Bike Thread - /dbt/]

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i read that as
>daily reminder there is nothing wrong with being a failure
then i stopped there.

Not the pedo from last thread just sympathetic.

And there is no help for them, their therapists are required to report them if they bring it up.

in prison, when the cooks learn they are cooking for the pedo block they will do things like dip their dicks in their spaghetti sauce and piss in it, grab some old fat off the floor and chuck that in there, maybe a few ground up pubes for a bit of zest.

2005 GZ250 should I?
$1k
dude wants it gone, down from $1.5 from about two weeks ago

I just don't like how it's painted all ghetto

lever and brake angle bother me, i'm surprised nobody's bought this thing yet. maybe there's a reason why

not true do some research

Good, the ones that act on it deserve that

>I just don't like how it's painted all ghetto>>
its a thousand dollar bike take what you can get

its been dropped a lot looking at that rattle can paint job

>implying pedos even make it to meals before being shanked
For whatever reason even the hardest guys, murderers, rapists, whatever, decided pedos weren't okay.

pedos are in a different area of the prison and any time they go through another area they have to be escorted by guards.

There's everything wrong with being a pedophile. If I see a car or bike with anime stickers I fuck with it. Cars get keyed or grease under the doorhandles and bikes get their drain plugs or another critical bolt loosened (coolant drain is usually easy to get to) just enough for them to vibrate out during a short ride.

The irony in this is that I like anime too, but I'm not a pedo. I'm cleansing the world of pedos one drain bolt at a time.

Fucked with so far: Two GSXRs, a hyundai shitbox, and a BRZ.

I suggest you do the research

Or even go and try it and see what happens if you're so confident

doing gods work user.
these weebs aren't watching one punch man or naruto or some shit they are watching loli and jacking off to depictions of children.

>not overtightening their clutch cable

guaranteed crash

Loli is considered CP where I live

try putting pin holes in their brake lines.

Is it worth it picking up a cheap $120 plastic kit to have a nice set to paint.. Or should I just sand down and paint my beat to shit stock plastics?

good point, fair enough.

You could just spit in their front master cylinder instead. Or smear some shit on the rotors.

painting plastic?
what the fuck?
just buy them in a different colour or put a sticker kit on it.

>paint
>Plastics
Why?

Ask sportbikes.

I have seen iced coffee used as brake fluid so i feel like that would not do very much.

I have an older bike, I was lucky to find a plastic kit, let alone a tight ass sticker kit.

there was a study on some yurop country where pedos could come in and be completely anonymous a couple of years ago... the number of people that came in were staggering

that launched a lot number of US psychologists to run a similar program a couple of years ago. I read an article on reddit about it somewhere a couple of years ago but the support network is out there. If these psych programs stop even 1 child from being hurt it is worth furthering research.

>reddit
ok

what bike year and model? what colour plastics do you want?
ill have a look.

>Is it worth it picking up a cheap $120
yeh

If so many people are pedophiles why do only a few have a problem with it? There's not exactly a shortage of adult women without tits and ass, especially in white countries.

I wish we could get Super Fours in burgerland

>wanting a slow piece of shit with vtec

Can someone find me the best possible craigslist motorcycle for

>If so many people are pedophiles why do only a few have a problem with it?
is this a real question? I'm not saying 1 out of 5 people are a pedo
>There's not exactly a shortage of adult women without tits and ass, especially in white countries.

well.. I hate to break it to you but men will fuck anything... look at all the gay men that got married and had families with women, then later in life came out

let me tell out about all the "straight" guys that see other men in the hush hush
what a stupid post

Jesus christ what happened in the last thread to cause this

>let me tell out about all the "straight" guys that see other men in the hush hush

'Scuse me but when they're wearing skirts, they're girls.

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thats another thing

the fucking "traps" the internet seems to be obsessed about
probably a meme for most but a lot of STRAIGHT BROS OF FUCK YEAH
are into femboys
human sexuality is a gradient

Any hole can be a goal if your standards are low enough champ.

What are you looking for? Sport, dirt, cruiser? Highway or city riding?

motorcycles

he posted a few threads back iirc he wants a dualsport.

I wanted a standard or dual sport the most, but will settle for a cruiser or sport. I'd prefer not to get a super sport, but shit, if it's cheap I'll get it.

wrecked fireblade

wrecked fireblade with a round headlight and knobbies

Yeah, pretty much.
It looks great and it's got a usable amount of power.
I don't like overly edgy design and a lot of naked bikes look weird.

>japanophobes

look up used KLRs

pigfat but they'll get you anywhere and are super reliable
plus you can get one with dank 90's graphics straight out of nickelodeon

All japanese people are pedophiles?
so they kill more people than hitler in ww2, fuck children and the world still likes them why?

>answering your own question

true i guess it was only chinese people they tried to exterminate, probably why no one cares, no one likes china.

I would recommend this
lasvegas.craigslist.org/mcy/d/2000-honda-400r/6370186488.html

Needs to be made street legal but it looks fucking showroom perfect. Also
lasvegas.craigslist.org/mcy/d/suzuki-dr-650/6382991478.html

Would be great if you're comfortable filing for lost title. For a standard
lasvegas.craigslist.org/mcy/d/1992-honda-nighthawk-750/6333081036.html

I also saw a number of XR600s that would require a closer look to see if they're worth it,but that's up to you.

Best bikes

this too

stgeorge.craigslist.org/mcy/d/kawasaki-ninja-250/6314550265.html

looks clean

But this instead

lasvegas.craigslist.org/mcy/d/gsx-750/6380514311.html

30 minute project and you're rolling

lasvegas.craigslist.org/mcy/d/suzuki-dr350/6385518176.html

How's this look?

>lasvegas.craigslist.org/mcy/d/suzuki-dr350/6385518176.html
Should not be more than $1k

>Selling a 1991 gsxr 750. Overall the bike is in good shape for it's age. It's missing the wind screen. Has been sitting for quite some time. Starts on carb cleaner. Someone fashioned an extended swing arm at one point and time in it's life.

its been fucked with

>lasvegas.craigslist.org/mcy/d/suzuki-dr350/6385518176.html
lack of pictures is kind of scary for a person asking for $1700

do you have any friends or family that ride?
have them come with you and check out that bike

Be skeptical, if it was recently serviced why does it need a tune up? And the mileage isn't listed, I would definitely take a look at it but I'm guessing it's been beat to death it's whole life. And like the other user said, at least 500 overpriced.

Yeah, it has an extended swingarm. Which isn't that bad. So you have a sportbike that handles like a cruiser. Salvage some cheap ape hangers eventually and get them on there.

>lasvegas.craigslist.org/mcy/d/1992-honda-nighthawk-750/6333081036.html
This doesn't look bad, if I can talk him down on the price that is!

but for a starter bike you dont want something you're going to have to do a bunch of maintenance on you just want to ride it and sell it in a year or two.
the ninja i linked looks like its been well taken care of and the carb has recently been serviced in an area where carbs aren't that big of a deal.

>only one photo
>weird price
>vegas

You're going to get fucked in the ass, literally.

You actually want something you have an excuse to work on so you can work on cheap shit without worrying about totaling an expensive part.

Learn to ride, learn to wrench. Motorcycle mechanics are few and far between for good ones and insanely expensive compared to car shops regardless of skill level and trustworthiness.

And cleaning carbs is easy as pie. 99% of the time you just have to take the jets out and spray the shit out of them. Just remember how many turns out they all are.

The ninja you liked is out of St. George Utah, how is he supposed to get it?

>You actually want something you have an excuse to work on so you can work on cheap shit without worrying about totaling an expensive part.
its a $1500 clean title bike that you can learn to wrench on.... plus it looks like there are fresh tires on the thing so you won't have to worry about that for a while

>learning to wrench on a clean bike

If you do anything, you'll scratch the plastic prying it off.

>The ninja you liked is out of St. George Utah, how is he supposed to get it?>>
everyone knows someone with a truck

if not rent a uhaul for 2 hours

This is a very different Rotkehlchen, not the Honda CBF 600 sports touring motorcycle nor is it the liter bike from the same manufacturer. bike type is sports touring motorcycle and nationality is Japan but of something separate and different. This Rotkehlchen the cbf 1000 has become Foreverial Tiedup Rotkehlchen and it was fully delitized with its engine and cooling system and literally its entire frame changed into a permanent living bologna version with permanent running bologna engine and cooling system and a permanent bologna, ham and cream cheese tongue. fairing is a permanent pastrami fairing and has two permanent ham headlights and two permanent bologna and ham mirrors. Fully wrapped like a mummy, tiedup this way to remain and always rolling around with a permanent smile on its face and a wide open permanent bologna air intake revving constantly ready to willy in front of anyone or anything with its permanent Bologna, ham and cream cheese tongue. The DBT art bondage borgified version of CBF 1000 the Reasonable Rotkehlchen. there are other Japanese Honda CBF 1000 motorcycles i have done besides this and the CBF 600. This is defanitely not the Honda CBF 1000 as this doesnt exist at all in that series that I do, this is in the genre of fully permanent living deli and full permanent rubbery rope riding. This also is defanitely not the CBF 600 from the manufacturer Honda as this doesnt happen to it either, just a different model whom becomes Foreverial Tiedup Rotkehlchen.

Does this qualify as Aims?

when was the last time you saw a vagina on a person in real life?

its a ninja 250 who cares

When I failed to fuck a prostitute because I was nervous.

I like the cute traps on the internet but the ones I've met irl looked like dudes in wigs

its almost like myspace angles work

KTM 450 or 500 for a sumo conversion?

neither, just get a husky 701.
what a waste of a bike otherwise plus uncomfortable as fuck to sit on, small fuel tank, wrong suspension for road use.
not like they 500 or 450 are actually that much better on the road its in the dirt that they shit all over something like the 701.

701 is a fat bitch, 450 and 500 are a nice balance of power and weight. It's not a daily so reliability and maintenance aren't the biggest concerns, but that doesn't mean I want an sxv. Just something to hoon around with on the weekends.

the 701 is 18kg more than the 500exc.
you won't notice that on the road, you will notice the extra 26hp though.

16hp* typo my bad, 500 is 51hp, 701 is 67.

thats pretty sad prostitutes like guys like you, normally they get creeps.

Eh, 18kg for 16hp is quite enticing. I'll definitely keep tabs on it. Why are 450s and 500s so popular then?

Even videos though

meetcutetraps.com

Yes, event videos. Makeup and lighting. Traps know this and share tips on "passing" for the camera because they make money doing webcam porn. Avoid this angle, focus on this one, your implants will look natural, tape your balls forward so your perineum reminds dudes of a vag, etc.

Don't ask how I know. I was just searching the web for literal traps.

squids who think dirt bike riders look cool but they can't actually into offroading, its stupid they don't even get the suspension adjusted for road use.
keep that in mind too, the 701 has suspension already tuned for road use where you would have to buy a new rear spring and get the forks resprung, depending on how good of a job you want done that can cost 3k.

>$3k to replace a shock and put springs in the forks
>on a dirtbike

How expensive are the parts you're buying?

>Makeup and lighting.
That's literally what girls do too.
>thinking in meeting with a slim 9/10 for a date
>shows up, looks like 4/10, fat and with acne

i guess you could do it cheap and just do it yourself.
but yes, expensive.
my last visit to the suspension shop was 1.7k

For that price they should operate on a racetrack and have an experienced racer help you dial everything in.

they have their own enduro course but yeah.

any good local chase videos?
youtube.com/watch?v=Fbpv5TIVKg8&t=6s

this is philly but someone else post some shit im drunk and post some shit you fucking fags

2003 KTM 450 EXC. Blue plastix pls