/srg/ speedrunning

The war against the "the SJWs just silenced another runner" crowd vs the actual GDQ SJW staff and supporters. The event is dead, 90% of the runs are shit, the keynote run is a race that fucking ends 12 minutes in and becomes a mediocre solo speed run. The event has fallen so far that people would rather argue about if something was a joke or not or if the staff at GDQ is or isn't nazi's. It's all propped up by sponsors, winners of prizes never show off their swag because nobody actually wins anything, it's literally NASCAR.

can we just have thread series about the jk2 run where we can talk about all the great moments such was the buh huh huhs and the bah hah hahs and talk about stuff like optimal drug regimens for speedrunning

cosmo is on the couch for BoTW

using speedrunning as a stepping stone to epic twitch celebrity e-fame and the 6 digit income that comes with it

>Fatties and normal dudes
BANNED

Do you perhaps mean Narcissa you transphobe :^)

this speedrunner has no personality, thank god for bubbles

Wright came out as a transgender woman in November 2015 and began to transition, changing her name to Narcissa. On April 7, 2016, she temporarily deleted her Twitch account, citing abuse and online criticism, though it spontaneously reappeared April 10.

Cosmo is literally the beginning of the tumblr, "WE HATE CIS PEOPLE NOW" culture that is GDQ.

>$500
>no comment

>anonymous $500 donation with no comment
>woo, good donation

>Anonymous $500 donation

Wow, anonyman really wanted people to look at dat dog! Good way to spend $1000!

>This guy with his constant sarcastic remarks
Please stop.

>can donate (((anonymously)))
>get $1.2m
>cant donate bits (((anonymously)))
>get 1.4m bits($14k)
hmmm....really....makes u think....huh

The majora incentive is just for the fight or the whole game?

waiting for the twitter fallout for them using the word "spook"

And always on the last day.

>called Gwyndolin a he
BANNED

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I missed out on Bubbles shitting on the HGSS run, what did he say?

28k to go to surpass last year's total. Surely user can help us reach this goal?

The thing that confuses is me is that, if these were real donations, why wouldn't they just donate the minimum to get put into the drawing for all of the prizes? Why is it always anonymous $500 and $1000 donations?

Banned from /v/ so now I have to come here. How is everyone doing?

Nah see rich selfless people collectively decide to become kind simultaneously! You're just being paranoid!

>getting banned from the worst board on Veeky Forums
blessing in disguise

We're complaining about trannies and corruption in gdq.
If you want to talk about video games go elsewhere.

will Bubbles choke in the DS1 run?

can you choke when you're already terrible at something?

Why did you get banned

He's from /v/, what makes you think he wants to discuss games?

There are very few decent speedrunning games

Because some people like supporting charity.

People thinking GDQ is money laundering and not tax evasion

i mean theres tons of those donations they just dont get shouted out in favor of the fake donations

But do the majority of them do it on the last day of the event every time?

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People thinking GDQ is Games Done Quick
>That HG/SS run lmao

banned

>comfy

you deserved it

>anonymous has deep pockets
wow

ANONYMOUS HAS DEEP POCKETS

You don't like being comfortable?

haha i know that meme :)

I meme as old as mankind itself!

Waow.

this is the highest grossing SGDQ now. it feels like one of the lowest quality ones.

>badass
Banned

BANNED

>current "speedrunner" not anywhere to be seen
Where did they find this guy?

He's doing a decent job as an entertainer to casual watchers though

with all the latest updates to the tranny roster i also agree with it being the highest grossing

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dist was originally going to run but pulled out when the staff backtracked on their promise to let him run dlc2 because it was "too new"

>tfw you will continue to be an embarassment to your family and not having thousands of dollars to give away for shits and giggles

His "humour" is very Reddit-tier

Have you heard the attendees and donors?

So gdq attendees?

>casual watchers
>Reddit humor

Checks out if you ask me

literally my way or no way, what a manchild

seeding rng lmao
>that hg/ss run lmao

GDQ staff shouldn't have back tracked

Is not using teardrop a personal preference, this way is faster or was it fixed and is unusable in Ariandel+ runs?

>humour
>ou
stop

theres no event without runners as evidenced from this year

I think this is a no teardrop run

>worst board on Veeky Forums
>not /pol/
Really?

>Paying to attend an event after they treat you like shit
lmao

>inb4 someone calls you a cuck

You go to /pol/ at least people are talking about politics
/v/ is just the shitposting toilet for about 6 different boards. phoneposting should be banned desu

cuck

considering most of the "runs" are actually just lets plays it seems like everythings in sync

Chuckled IRL

Like clockwork xD

Fixed in this patch afaik

>they hurt my feefees so im not going to run the game at the event!
l m a o
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>talking shit about other boards when you are on Veeky Forums

>tfw phone posting and /pol/ killed Veeky Forums

/b/ has porn
/pol/ is always right
so /v/ is the worst

ayy poyo

SHAREBLUE shill cuck redditor KEK praise KEK shadilay BTFO'd u redditor get cucked XDDDD normies normie reeee MEMES LOL

Is this fucking runner even in the leaderboards for his run or am I being memed?

I am glad I joined Veeky Forums in 2014, the Veeky Forums golden age.

>Literally paying to get cucked

good bait

This is an accurate description of my /pol/ experiences.
Haha very funny user.
I miss /news/
user you need to learn to be more inclusive.

Every good poster abandondend Veeky Forums for smaller uncucked unredditified imageboards. I'm only here for /srg/.

GDQ staff is not in any kind od position of power

Like 8ch?.... PftttaAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAH

well i guess he cracked top 15 on the leaderboards with that run so that makes it worthy of the event compared to some other runs that will remain nameless

He could have had 170k people watch him run ds3 and get thousands of new followers but instead he chose not to because muh feelings