Senran Kagura General - /skg/ - #1098

I'm thankful to whoever did.

Remember to get fit or Daidouji will punch you in the dick

Jokes on her. THAT'S WHAT I WANT.

I'm currently in the process of getting Veeky Forums.
I like to listen to Dai's songs while training.

I wish there was a picture of Ikaruga gnawing angrily on a fish, I would post it every day until /skg/ likes it.

Well, it would be a better meme than the slut one. But what are you going to do in slower threads that last more than a day?

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I listen to all of them, except for the EV one.
Though, I like to listen to this song the most when training: youtube.com/watch?v=_27mHjyFe8g
Mostly due to the context of the song that pumps me up.

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Why are so many posts being deleted?

I want to use Ikaruga's breast milk to make ice cream!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hansei

The female body is the most beautiful thing in this world. It's certainly not most of the philosophy or culture and there's only so many waterfalls you can enjoy before you're just watching minerals flowing.

I want Ikaruga to move her hips on my dick.

That's the most autistic thing I've seen all day. Good luck with whatever you're doing.

Oops. Wrong image. Good one, but not what I was going for.

This guy is one of the greatest artists I know of. It's like he's redpilled about thicc.

>Animu girl
>THICC
>Micro bikini

I wanna do her in the thighpussy.

What do you not like about what I've said?

I love Hikage! Every thread!

Does anyone here buy senran figures?

This bitch is so fucking overpriced it's not even funny.

Stop banevading.

I want to buy a Yomi chibi if one exists

Yeah just ALTER's Asuka and Crimson's Niitengos
That Homura figure is 4k yen on mandarake but its opened and I doubt you want a pre-hotglued crab.

I wish PBS felt better to play. There aren't any good third-person titty shooters.

The ruless of ban evasion require that one first be banned to ban evade.
Anyway, keeping things on subject... I'm going to take Murasaki with me down into the dungeon and 'level her up'.

Which senrans like puzzles?

*blocks your path*

Haruka definitely does.

*bullies you*

>only one user wants to rape saki
you're a new low

They have no idea how many of us there are.
She displays the perfect qualities in each game. Her hatred of men is the cherry on top.

Replaying SV right now and loving every moment with her.

You are right. There's probably at least 20 who have a signature post like this in every thread that now gets deleted. I forgot I'm on Veeky Forums and apparently people here meet in a discord server to coordinate their shitposting.

You and your senran are in a zombie apocalypse scenario, and after surviving for some time, you get bitten. What do?

I ask of her to hit me as hard as she can, over and over and over and over again!
And ask for a prostate checkup while she's at it!

Homo

>And ask for a prostate checkup while she's at it!

Harukfags really know their priorities.

Someone should write a story about Hanzo girls trying out Sumo wrestling and getting nice and round

Actually, they shouldn't.

STINKY CRAB

There's that screenshot of the anime with Katsuragi in a sumo outfit in the arctic.

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I love ponytails.

Sorry user I already have a backlog of stories to write.

To the user that requested it, The Bashou story is done. pastebin.com/BvJmFcA6

How many do you have left

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That was the last before the Godzilla story if that's what you're asking

I want to compliment Bashou's body! Sexually and lovingly! In a way that makes her feel comfortable!

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Bashou means place.

I am still convinced that this is an opaque reference to her private parts.

pork stew

It's because she's big enough to be a landmark.

what is happening in this image?
what is Kafuru's dolphin doing?

*inhales deeply*

This is the good shit.

>2011
>"I want a full health update."

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Would you still love your senran even if she accidentally slept for 13 hours?

Senrans who have hobbies like sleeping and napping need better hobbies.

There perfectly fine hobbies.

She can quit whenever she wants

What about a hobby like bathing? That's also very relaxing.

Does Meimei allow user to have sleep sex with her?

Every senran hobby is fine in my opinion.

I want to marry my senran.

Yes, but it always turns out she was just pretending

>you never sniff a stinky crab
unpleasant vibes

Seimei probably does. But MeiMei is probably so sexually active that user is too weak to try that

She says that, but keep her awake for longer than 15 minutes and you can practically feel how badly she wants to kill something.

n-no bully

I think I found out the hard way

If you can keep her awake though, you get to see those eyes during the act

It's well worth the risk if you ask me

Of course.

If I make bathing my hobby as well, I can go bathing together with Miyabi. That's how it works right?

And if she really likes you, you get to see these eyes

>Tfw no superweapon to cuddle with

It doesn't have to be your hobby, just show some interest. You'll still get to bathe with her since she'll want to show off her expertise.

You'll find one someday user

Miyabi just likes hanging out at onsens with Imu

That's a perfectly normal hobby.

Even if Naraku was always watching from the foot of the bed?

post more naraku doll

I can show you my Naraku doll.
It's small and cute!

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Nice of you to think so, but i know that will never happen.

Why not let her join in the cuddles? With you in the middle, surrounded by softness?

>You'll still get to bathe with her since she'll want to show off her expertise.
of course
I want Miyabi to show me her techniques

Naraku is very jealous of people getting affectionate with Kagura-sama. It will take some time before she warms up to the idea of joining in.

Exactly. Let her take charge and she won't notice it's a date until it's too late.

Not sure if it's in the downloads under a Japanese name but would anyone have a pack of those little head icons?

Then first order of business is getting on her good side.

Just start with kissing. That'll help

Do you mean the little censorchibis?

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In the beginning? I highly doubt that's wise. What's next? Sleeping in the same bed with Leo when you both are strangers to each other?

Perfect! Thank you very much, user.

Hope your Senran reciprocates your love.

It'd catch her off guard at least. You could also just try talking with her about things or taking her out places.