/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

Ask before you pet

Post optimal landers

I'm coming now, what's your name?

I just want to go home and idle in kugane hot springs

Highlander monks!

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You can pet me without asking

Are we number one?

Very cute lander!

monk not included

>PING PING PING
>PING PING PING
>PING PING PING

Ass as flat as that is worthless I feel sorry for you

Xth for elezens.

Kettle

>teleport to South Shroud to hand in Levequest
>2 minute load screen
>disconnected
>3 hours later
>still can't log back on

yoshi pls

?

>tfw the dps only gather enough chakra for one extra forbidden chakra
Looks like they're spending double time in the chakra fields tomorrow.

Figure it out, user.

I don't want this to sound weird or nothin but I sort of want to lick every inch of your body.

Palelanders are not made for Limsa heat.

Not with you

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wiping all day every day on the fire + stack needed

>bloating the thread with your ugly elezen just so you can reword your post
kys

What can Yoshi do to get people to actually play Tanks?

What is Limsa heat? You're RIGHT NEXT to the ocean, it's the absolute coolest area.

It's lupus

dumb bimbozen taking all the cocks she can manage when

What does everyone do to kill time after you've been fully gear capped?

>places near the ocean are cool
What retarded logic is this?

DRK and PLD are fun

Nothing
The problem is that people who are afraid of tanking assume they have to take charge and wuss out even though you don't have to do that at all

people never want the majority of the responsibility in anything. no one will ever want to play a tank unless they made it more like a dps (IE Brawler from TERA)

eri please come back to soft. the nsfw channel is dead without your dumps and i need to nut.

damn

Do you live in siberia or something?

Level other jobs.

Pet Lal... I mean cats.

appreciate it!

Erp until my dick is fully spent

I got Samurai to 70. Which skills require me to hit positionals and is it on the rear or the side?

I'm reading the tooltips but it doesn't say which.

I want to try it but I'm stuck using a controller for now and I'm worried it'll be hard to target switch quickly enough to hold aggro

>Tanking is braindead easy
>Casuals afraid to do it

If every casual in the game played a tank and left healing and dps to good players you could duty finder everything in the game no problem. I don't know why people are so apprehensive about tanking.

The moon attack gives more kenki from the rear and the flower petals one from the side.

I want to face fuck that highlander

Just use your AoE enmity generator. they were all recently buffed so actually targeting enemies is no longer necessary.

Honestly I believe tanking was made with controllers in mind, it feels so natural to tank with a controller.

Honestly I play tank on controller too
Thankfully there's a button that functions the same as alt tabbing to quickly change targets
Anything faster than you'd have to hook up a mouse and manually click on the fucker

I just met two Elezens!

healing and tanking are both easy

An amazingly cute smugezen who bullies you, calls you cute and blows into your ears like in a drama CD?!

So cute

SOURCE PLLEASE

>current XIV Record Keeper event doesnt give out Thancred or his level break items for free
Dammit, least it has Cid

Kasha from the side, Gekko from the rear. Grants additional 5 Kenki for hitting the positionals correctly.

Forbidden, inappropriate

Me on the right

can i cum to your elezen

How can I get my arms vascular like this?

post midlanders you say

Smug potato for sure /pets

What if cats pet you instead?

You're adorable, user.

I'll give it a go when I unlock DRK I suppose. Think I'm pretty far off still though.

Highlanders really are the best. Can't imagine playing anything else.

>tfw you don't play for so long you forget how many butt ugly cats there are in game npc or otherwise

DRK was my first tank job also
You'll be okay

I wanna facefuck this highlander while puff works the bag

> casuals losing aggro to somehwat competent dps targeting the same enemy
> too stupid to rotate cooldowns and mitigate tankbusters, dying and blaming the healer
> getting mad when below 80% health.
> not positioning the boss properly, cleaving and killing everyone
> pulling with provoke or using it just because
Healing and tanking are both piss-easy, so is dpsing on the easier jobs unless you want to be top-tier highest percentile.
But I have seen casual tanks and feel bad for their healer every time, yet each time I tank I get 0 dps healers.
Would be better if casuals just stick to themselves...

*purrs internally*

>Port to N.Than for Cobalt since I need it to craft Molybdenum
>Decide to craft right then and there, who cares I'm 70 I won't get targeted by an enemy
>Some chucklefuck aggros a basilisk, drags it to where I am, and the aoe hits me while I'm in the middle of a craft

I'm mad as fuck.

I would like a pet from you but im on balmung.

Remember don't blame the healer for not healing you in V3. If you didn't get hit by fire or not get in the correct panal or turn frog when needed, you're the shitter and deserve your death.

Thank you friendos.

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Best midlander.

Post butt.

So stay out of the leveling roulette. :^)

Post you with your best friend...

>tfw healer and people go ham on attacks in V4 when they got the fire III debuff

I'm enjoying playing mine.

Please do not sexualize the puff or her master. The puff is just a puff and her master is celibate.

>that tiny panty peek

I just gave birth to a boner

This looks like a boy

That's reportable as griefing and SE will throw the fucking book at him since it used to happen all the time with fishers.

>tfw you realized they dyed their hair black and fucked up their own aesthetic over meme ears

Do you like boys, user?

and its good to be home

That hair looks good from the front, awful from the back though and that's all that really matters.

It's okay she'd still be celibate afterwards

That 70 DRK quest was amazing.

But black hair was always the color of choice.

ALA MHIGO IS WHITE

>love cats
>love highlanders

I can't play two characters though
I wish I had a highlander to EB

Highlander with long hair, good or bad?

i wish he still played