League of Legends General - /lolg/

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xth for breast metaI waifu

It's never too late.

Priscilla

>He doesn't want to fuck the police

No, he believe in chaos and survival ofthe fittest

I'm gonna cum in Sjokz and get get her a pair of leather pants that barely contain her heavy with child figure

>we could have gotten this Elegant spider lady
>We get Elise instead

fml

They're cops on their base skins too tho

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New qt trap champion when?

I'm okay with this
>Star guardian skin
Mmm yes

Officer Vi was her best skin until Warrior Kingdoms was released

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xth for Urgod

w-would you do what poppy says?

Building luden's on azir is not a meme

Poppy!

tristana is too short to be a cop

>Enemy team instalocks Zed
>Hover Akali
>Dodges

>trist in the window
source?

Which jax skin should I buy?

>Star guardian Ez won't be a cute trap, but some shitty Tuxedo Mask ripoff because china hate everything
Fuck those guys, first they force riot to hide the beauty of the mighty skeleton race and now this

shut the fuck up

no it wasn't

The best ones are legacy

skt or jaximus

xth for counting down the days till Fiora is gutted so I can start playing Mundo again.

I know it feels bad man.
Ill get jaximus then thanks. LET"S DO THIS.

Sometimes you can still play him user, the other day i just got an S and end up 9/0/3 on him it feels so good when you win with a champion you actually have fun using

People that play lucian top need to be round up and fucking killed

>"haha time to take a ranged lane bully and rape any tank or jugganuat in the only lane they can reasonable exist in" - lucian pickers

>enemy picks a not Caitlyn adc
>hover Caitlyn
>dodges

Mundo is one of the hardest snowballers in the game. If you get a lead going you can walk 1v5 into the enemy team, delete their ADC, then walk out with more HP than you walked in with.

I can post poppy if you want.

>Load up league
>Start ranked game (Silver 4)
>Get "Bymyblade14" as mid
>Pick Yasuo
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>He's 0/6/0 by 10 minutes
>Looks like I'm sucking dick this time
>"Hey yas, no worries since other lanes are doing good, so just like farm under tower and let us help you carry this game bud!"
>WhatthefuckwasIthinkingfml
>mfw he legit says "no, I have to continuously duel this Ahri until I figure out how to beat her, or else I can never get better at yasuo"
Just kill me senpais

Reminder that most people who draw yordles are complete retards who don't even know their precious little furry midgets only have 4 fingers in each hand

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nice try

sg ez is gonna be the faggiest skin in the game, even more than that taric skin

Reminder that they updated to 4 fingered yordles ~within the last two months, and most of the pics you're looking at are more than a year old now.

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>sg ez is gonna be the faggiest skin in the game, even more than that taric skin
I hope so and bite your tongue mister, armor of the fifth age is awesome and i want more champions with this theme or maybe some kind of 80's cheese skin line, like flamboyant villian Viktor

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Vastayan sluts > Yordle sluts.

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>support dies in a close 2v2 at level 3
>leaves lane to support mid and never comes bot again

I'm sorry, what did I do :(

Never too late. NA has bragging rights up until worlds.

Poppy is nice

if you play jarvan or panth in the top lane please consider removing your nuts

Okay, I will try this again since I still need a new waifu champion to play.
First post to roll a 7 decides which FEMALE champion I buy next.
Not buying: Yordles or le fahnny girl male

>Not buying yordle girls
Faggot
Jinx

Lissandra

Vi

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Have you tried gitting gud?

You are NOT allowed to buy my wife.

quinn !!

Rek'sai

Best girl.
Best ears.
Best wife.

Rek'sai

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>tfw Urgot is going to be permabanned for the first few weeks, even longer if he turns out to be cancerous

What is another top laner I could learn. I've been playing Teemo, with a few games of
Panth/Jax sprinkled in.

>full item lucian with lord doms does absolutely zero damage against a stone plate jarvan
>can completely end your life with a point and click ability
no never have.

Sejuani

If you main any if the following champs, you need to seriously condiser suicide.

>Jinx
>Thresh
>Swain
>Panth
>Faggotsticks
>Yi

>Playing Lucian Top
>Complaining when your boipussy gets ravaged

Pottery.

>Crazy eyes

This is my fetish.

>no Yasuo
shit list desu

Elise

Rek'sai please

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>assblasted about jinx and fiddlesticks
silver 5 detected

>Fiddle
>Jinx
We're reaching levels of bronze that shouldn't even be possible.

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

i'm an ad main :)

Send help please, I cant stop losing...

na.op.gg/summoner/userName=rigzaggon

Irelia.

I love Riven! My super adorable wife!

Degerate xenofuckers

>its a lolg pretends they never lost to a jinx episode

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Be careful in the water, Lulu!

lost to one? I cant even remember the last time I played against one!

Rek'sai is not for lewds. She is a precious xenobeast who deserves headpats.

>Losing to a champion = WTF KILL ALL THE CHAMPIONS MAINS THIS OP PIECE OF SHIT CHAMP IS RUINING LEAGUE
Stay bronze, shitter

New player here. What are some essentials I should learn at the pre-level 10 point?

illaoi

te4moon.tumblr.com/post/162527553599/remember-this-comic-that-i-drew-a-long-time-ago

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But I can fuck her right?

playing videogames on adsl internet all my life has surely shortened my life span quite significantly.