/srg/ - soylent rich gaming

>votenay banned
>now our chat is trans positive!

You can't speedrun racing games.
You can't speedrun indie games.
You can't speedrun party games.
You can't speedrun fan games.
You can't speedrun sports games.
You can't speedrun fighting games.
You can't speedrun mobile games.
You can't speedrun turn-based role-playing games.
You can't speedrun sandbox games.
You can't speedrun real-time strategy games.

You can speedrun first-person shooters.
You can speedrun platforming games.
You can speedrun action role-playing games.
You can speedrun action-adventure games.
You can speedrun Christian games.

Sorry I meant to use this one

who even runs this

>edobnoxious coming up soon

anime is the ultimate redpill. none of these trannies watch anime or jack to 2d

>WR pace
lol no
also amibo%

A reminder that a trap knows that they are male, but have the capacity to pass off as cute and desirable.
Trannies are just thugs that think playing victim makes them important.

A trap thinks about you.
A tranny does not.

Why are Amiibos allowed?

Worst post-op image in a while

Is this build achievable natty?

So what point are you going to close the stream for good (6 months)?

I'm hovering over the button right now desu. I've seen the portal run before and I don't relish being exposed to edobese again

just be racist instead DatSheffy Squid4 krippAmbe krippAmbe krippAmbe riPepperonis TriHard cmonBruh RlyTho

>that laugh in the audience as the tranny dies

If that's post-op Proto should get a refund

I would be terrified if he backed me into the corner

...

because they're official hardware that are easily accessible

mostly talk about strats. route. pace. but once in a while.

プレイしてる人女?? such innocence.

>WR pa-
GAME OVER

lol

Even before that death just now he was on pace to enter the boss gauntlet 3 minutes behind WR pace.

That is not true

because nintendo did it

just like how putting a difficult mode behind a dlc paywall is ok because nintendo did it

>that tetris "race"

lmao

>sorry you need amiibos to speedrun this game

that fucking hairline

>that super metroid "race"

lmao

AMIIBOS!!

Are you also outraged that you need to buy specific versions of games to speedrun?

you don't though
who is making you use amiibo

this logic is absurd you've left a massive hole
what do you call someone that declares themselves a girl but doesn't victimize themselves over it

How many game overs is this guy going to get?

so will this BotW run beat out the HGSS run in terms of trainwreck?

Hopefully he chokes during the gauntlet

>5 minutes behind Ikki's run
To be fair BotW any% is punishing as hell.

>declares themselves a girl but doesn't victimize themselves over it
Those two things contradict themselves

an anime character

Do you think this guy dildos himself to feel more like a woman?

any% and any% no amiibo are two seperate categories with seperately tracked records.

>amiibos%

but this isn't a trainwreck

is his couch even saying "he"?

neat
didn't know you had to fight all the blights if you don't fight them at the divine beasts

No, no matter how much you try to force it.

it will if he mercy kills it.

I can't understand what he's saying

twitter.com/orcastraw/status/857367682101981185

>this amiibos run

omelette du fromage du ganon

Mod sleep with trannies, protecting anything said against them, but allows anyone to criticize the white runners.

Why would he mercy kill a run that's going to finish well under time?

Six feet under, following the inevitable suicide.

>couch saying he
BANNED

reminer that you can buy 25 amiibos for $10 and there's no excuse to not to if you care about it
amazon.com/Blank-White-NFC-PVC-Cards/dp/B00NJ6KYDU

>even the trannies simply though he was a dude in a dress
lmao.
he still has Ganon to completely fuck up on.

this same thing happened to cosmo, so he just signed the informed consent that says they aren't responsible for ruining his life

I closed it as soon as this tranny came out

what the fuck is this game
this isnt zelda
this is fucking vanquish but slower with more weapons

you know they aren't really fucking up too much and they'll be well under estimate.

why are you calling this a trainwreck?

it's the dark souls of zelda you fucking casual

why do you think people like it so much compared to the last 2 zeldas

Okay grandpa

it's a fun game I hope you get a chance to play it sometime

The internet is fucking up so many people by enabling and feeding their delusions.

>they didn't believe he was trans
what the fuck am i reading? how do you know if somebody is actually trans?

This is the Persona of Zelda

Actually a very good Ganon fight besides bad phase 2 RNG.

Not a great run but could have gone much worse.

the real problem is that HRT can seriously ruin your life.

half the reason CRAZY TRANNIES that look like ogres exist is because HRT seriously fucks you up, physically and mentally because of the hormone imbalance. it gets a little better eventually but you're never going to feel normal again.

$1.7 million will be reached during Earthbound.

If you read the replies the doctor said it's because he only very recently started experiencing gender dysphoria. So the doctor is in the right not giving hormone treatment to someone who might just be having a rough patch and creating another narcissa.

It's supposed to be a medically diagnosed condition like autism not something you just label yourself because you like glitter and showtunes and taking cock in your ass but being gay is so 20th century

breath of the wild is literally "Michael Bay's: Zelda: War for Cybertr- I mean uhh Hyrule"

what a stupid fucking game
magnets? cybernetic ganon? then final boss is shadow of the colossus? nintendo should just go back to making more wii fit games

At least you tried

HRT does intense and sometimes irreversible changes to the body/mind and want to make sure they fit what they believe criteria to be.

By diagnosing the mental illness.

$2m will be reached during earthbound

transphobes btfo

Japanese have a surprising low awareness of trans stuff.

Asked my gf if there was a good word for someone who wants to be the other gender besides newhalf and crossdresser and she was so confused.

Her response was pretty much "I don't know... are they just gay?"

I'm gonna blast your ass, kid.

I guess I'll take a bite this time

>glitchless

No fun allowed

4 minutes under estimate with a couple deaths what a trainwreck lmao

You need to be diagnosed with gender disphoria and live full time as a "woman" without HRT for at LEAST a year before being approved for HRT

HRT is dangerous

I agree with you even though this opinion is forbidden

people get upset when you say these things but it's literally true. it needs to be a decision you have been thinking about for a long time because HRT has the potential to do really awful things to you and your brain.

i hate how UNAPOLOGETICALLY NORMALIZE TRANS is becoming a thing because people who'd normally be just gay and secretly be into crossdressing or something are going in to get HRT because they think it'll make them a cute girl or some shit

alright this tranny did a pretty solid run
imagining narci salt right now

The most disturbing part about all the twitter bitching is that all the negative things are blamed on "gamers"

Gosh stop trying so hard

Yeah look at cosmo, there's a good reason you're supposed to go to a doctor for it instead of buying it off the internet.

>He
RIP couch, we didn't even know them.

BotW speedrunning community utterly BTFO

Orcastraw is the Queen of BotW now.

Didn't Cosmo pretty much bypass this and buy pills on his/her own?

spike looks fuckin DONE.
I feel bad cause spike was/is such a cool dude he doesn't deserve this shit, he just wants to go fast in KH.