>In The Future All Trucks Will Be Piloted By Fat, Selfish, Socially AwkwardRobots Edition
Brevious Bread: >44 tonnes of tarps lost to the wind >34 tires stolen right off the truck by probably dindus >Sign that lease and I'll log you back in on your eld while you are off duty >CDL How Do? Private driving school or community college, blin >Swift: Best Driving At Night With One Working Headlight
>Truckerfag pimped his ride out with a premium aftermarket power steering pump >EF's girlfriend smokes four packs a day, sounds like Tom Waits >Pepsi is on his fifty sixth """""new""""" tractor this year >Doublesis laying in a hammock made out of an xxl company polo shirt as you read this >Using the magic of a constant vaporized stream of kerosene, forced air, and a high voltage igniter Oilfag can create fire >Gundam's sleeper in entirely filled with game consoles >Primely ground it, found it, then ground it again just for good measure >Primefag is cursed, his consignor is built on an ancient Indian burial ground >Balam is so late to his delivery that he is technically early for the next one >GrainGuy has a sweet Pete badly in need of a new driver windshield
>last Friday we don’t have a single spare tractor >boss says on Monday we have 4 Penskes coming in >Monday comes, not a Penske in sight >Boss says “No they fixed all of our trucks this weekend!” >by Monday afternoon there’s 5 more tractors down because those 20 year old trucks can’t make it more than a week without breaking
We have like 5 new guys running routes and at least 3 are retarded dindus who won’t last a month. The other 2 are white guys who seem to be doing ok.
Lucas Bell
I didn't know ppl like you were up so early
Jeremiah Peterson
>craft beer 6 packs Such a fucking tool
Joseph Russell
Don't make fun of my hobby I don't make fun of everyone on this board having 5 Nintendos in their truck.
I know what the issue is I truly do. You have a daycab and can't keep all ur cool stuff in it. Sand in the bum bum Abrasing as u walk
Ryder Ward
Thinkin about it now, the handful of white guys they have hired over the past 4 years actually seem to do pretty well compared to the others. They complain far less, they learn much faster, and they quit after 6 months instead of getting fired after 2 months like the others.
>new basketball american guy has been on a truck for 2 weeks and is bitching and moaning about how he has to drive one of the old Internationals
They scrapped the couple old 8100s we had and I’m pissed bc those were old hoopties but they ran all day.
Leo Jones
Gotta get some SC in before tha grind!
All I watch is SportsCenter
Christian Cooper
IKR he should brew his own like a real craft beer snob.
Levi Powell
>walk up to every Skyline truck I see >open passenger door, hop in as I unzip my pants and say “Hey Landon!” >Oops, sorry, I thought you were Landon, the other Skyline driver! >Sooo you still wanna do this or what? There is one Skyline driver over there sometimes who has a whole filing cabinet worth of paperwork on his dashboard
Jason Green
Lube, lots of lube.
James Lewis
When an oncoming driver waves at you
Brandon Diaz
You become a disgusting subhuman member of the weaker sex?
Gavin Wilson
All right calm down storm weenie
Gabriel Bennett
I too become a proud woman of color when that happens, user.
Also, use this >
Kek. >"That you Gundam? This thing ain't going to suck itself."
>TFW doing 60 km/h feels like lightspeed while in the bush
Ethan Johnson
Since when did posting a reaction face mean you literally transform into the picture? Y'all've been on this website long enough to know how reaction faces work, the concept is only like 15 years old.
Bentley Morgan
last night I accidentally the whole roller grill... 6 hotdogs. No buns or topping, just meat. I'm going to die
Levi Brooks
I have fun not following established guidelines when it comes to writing and language at times.
RIP colon.
Zachary Garcia
*pushes glasses up* *inhales sharply through nose* You didn't format your meme correctly *resumes raising other men's children*
Joseph Williams
...
Jordan Brooks
Alright, whip out your sausages and marshmallows!
Jonathan Sullivan
No time dude I legit had to pull that family out of that minivan. It was some thing else
That truck eventually totally exploded too. 2015 western star
Nathaniel Ramirez
But enough time to take a photo? Before or after you heroically freed them?
Andrew Taylor
Paramedic got there and actually knew what to do
Julian Baker
>Implying I don't wear a pair of nez-pince glasses on a chain like an old librarian
>And everyone started clapping How badly were they injured?
Jonathan Howard
>Craft beer 6 packs >Not your father's >Craft beer
Muh autism is triggered
Brayden Ortiz
Ooohhh trucker of the year award is coming your way
Brayden Richardson
They were pretty messed up but they all lived somehow. I was pretty sure they would be all dead I really didn't want to look in there.
I already was going to be idiot
Robert Martinez
Do any of you have any experience with turbo compound?
Brayden Butler
All around me are familiar faces Worn out faces Worn out faces
Ian Wood
I find it kinda funny I find it kinda sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the best I've ever had
Jaxon Gray
>inb4 stupid opinions from one of the primeshills, condescension from truckerfag, or arrogance from ef
Dominic Ward
What even is that thing? It looks stupid. I bet it sucks. Loser.
Let me know when you're ready to join the best™
Liam Gutierrez
Jej. Mission accomplished.
Thomas Clark
Sup /tfg/ I went to a job fair and this place is offering free training and placement. Should I go for it? anyone have experience with kllm? they're having an openhouse tonight...
Mason Foster
Always enough time to take a selfie first. Its what we do these days.
Jose Brooks
Can prime trailers not hold together for 10 minutes
Isaiah Martin
See ya
William Gonzalez
Maybe if stupid rookies would stop running them into poles and shit.
Chase Williams
>mfw that's real
I thought that was a shoop satirizing me kek
Oliver Brooks
I hate corporate baby-talk. Just tell it like it is; 'STOP HITTING THINGS WITH THE TRAILERS YOU FUCKWADS'.
My job sucks, but at least I don't get shat on by HR for speaking my mind. I may have to put up with juvenile 'banter' from people who don't know when to stop and shut up, but I can get away with telling people to shut the fuck up, or complaining about the drivers suffering an acute case of 'lazyprickitis'. And nobody threatens to discipline me over cracking terrible puns.
David Allen
You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded.
Blake Richardson
you are a literal fag. literally
Joshua Ward
Alright boys This is what it's all about 800$ partial going 5 miles out of route and 3 at drop off
100$/mile
Dylan Morales
Like a fox. You are no Bepis.
Jack Lopez
>tfw Elon Musk puts us all out of work tonight
Zachary Phillips
>200mi range
Jace Jenkins
It was just a whisper in the wind,
Aiden Rodriguez
"Meat"
>not driving with your sausage out Look at Mr. Company Man!
Good job if true man. Too many people forget drivers are first on scene to almost every accident. Just another way bots will kill people.
>hauling reefer for .88cpm as L/O I can't imagine how badly they pay company drivers Desu.
This is one of the things I came to love most about a small company. The culture is real, rather than this fake PC bullshit.
>"and the wind cried,.....shower"
Camden Diaz
>Daily reminder of who EF really is
Jayden Jackson
>look for b.s. in chemistry jobs >some bullshit about truck driving hazmat w/ my degree required from BASF are there seriously truckerfags out there with STEM degrees?
Carter Stewart
>that blood
Poor kid.
Nathaniel Bailey
>accidently
You wut m8?
Bentley Carter
Trucker pupper is a go boys
Josiah Gomez
Australian Shepherd??
Lucas Brooks
yeah crossed with border collie
Jaxson Powell
looks kind of like a guinea pig in that picture
Lincoln Cooper
Oh I thought that was doubles who had that
Henry Lee
It's nothing special. Every big company offers free training, there's better but there's worse.
Matthew Brooks
You know why truckers have dogs? A sheep is too obvious.
>tfw I usually drive 350 miles a day I could throw on a sleeper and a generator and shitpost all day.
Connor Cooper
>tfw drove 9.5 hrs today and got 302.3 mi
Washington and Baltimore are the most cancerous cities at rush hour. With the most cancerous motoring public. I have to get to the very back of Long Island tomorrow too. You cannot make money running per mile out here.
Bentley Perez
>Washington and Baltimore are the most cancerous cities at rush hour. With the most cancerous motoring public Fucking agreed. I live about 30 minutes south of baltimore. Moving back to my hometown and pa next week. Fucking this fucking state and everyone who lives here
Anthony Taylor
I said this to my THICC boss the other day, she had no idea what I was talking about.
She's like perfect height for an assfucking.
Camden Morris
There are retards in suits and ties pulling into the rest area with their 4 wheelers and flooring it through the truck parking area to merge back onto the highway and get ahead of maybe 4 cars. If that is not cancer I don't know what is
Samuel Bennett
And of course my account is banned on League of Legends again so I don't even know how I'm going to get out my anger
Blake Brooks
>bus riders
Asher Gray
How can't they not know about satellite pumps?
Cameron Garcia
Is it possible to get a job with a DUI on record? It happened six years ago so it isn't on my driver's record anymore/ie doesn't affect my insurance rates, but it will show up on a criminal background check
Cameron Kelly
I can have short days too. Really hoping for the split sleeper study to prove effective. In the coming year
Camden Miller
>Swift: Best Driving At Night With One Working Headlight
There was a time when I had no headlights for a couple nights and drove my 18 yard dump on an indicator alone.
>No tail lights for 8 years running and only one front indicator works
The second night I taped a flashlight to the bumper because light by indicator had me driving too slow.
Gavin Nguyen
>pull into that shitty Love's between Seattle and Portland for fuel >literally 30 fucking charter busses in the fuel aisles >trucks backed up onto the interstate >guess it's time for a double western cheeseburger and a fap >swing a blindside back into an empty spot >emerge from the sleeper balls drained and arteries cholesterol laden >still 5 fucking busses at the pay line >can't pull out of my parking spot for another half hour because the fuel line is 3 wide through the parking lot >another hour later I'm fueled up and ready to head to the rest area north of there because the cell service is good enough to watch my Chinese cartoons Fucking bus drivers.
Dylan Brown
It's possible as soon as you buy a new SSN and driver's license.
Alexander Green
The guy who trained me at Prime tried to kill someone with a shotgun
Kayden Evans
>All that illumination What the fug. Its like a wall of lights from a music video.
>Not getting master race california double cheeseburgers Its like you don't even like Carl's Jr./Hardees.
Do tell.
Ryan Sanders
I'll get one lo-carb from time to time, but they didn't exist when I was a kid, so they don't hold nostalgiac value.
Camden Campbell
Tried to shoot someone with a shotgun when he was younger in missed. Went to jail on some lesser charge then got out. Somehow got into trucking with some shady company without even having a CDL. Turn his life around from there. Now works for Prime in his their top trainer.
He's pretty cool guy. Doesn't seem like the murderer type it all. I go to church with his mom sometimes when I'm in the area.
Chase Myers
Yes. Most will take you if you haven't had anything in 5 years.
Oliver Campbell
That DUI is the only thing I have on my driving or criminal record both before or after the said incident 6 years ago, and it's now off my driving record. I had a party at my place one night and decided to go on a beer run. Oops.
Jaxson Jenkins
Why would you lie to a fellow user?
Joshua Barnes
>B-but muh thousand island dressing! I tried one of the Canadian Carl's Jr. equivalents to the 'Six Dollar Thickburgers' done lo-carb, and it was super sloppily put together with small pieces of lettuce for the shell. It was a messy shit show to eat. 2/10 would not recommend.
>Church goer >Friends with an attempted murderer and his family You become a richer and richer blend with each new fact we learn, Primely.
>Beer run >Not stocking Costco volumes of liquor at all times Rookie move.
Liam Jenkins
What happened to all the sweet blog posts that used to be on here? All this stupid trucking. This thread sucks now.
Blake Green
Is that what you tell her when you let one rip?
Asher Reed
JACKPOT
Josiah Gray
>not going to church every week
It's like you think you don't even need God's grace
Jonathan Gray
>tfw the 2 tubes of meat that comes out of your asshole 4 hours later looks more appetizing than the 6 tubes of meat-type pâté thay went in your mouth
Gay!!!!
Yeah we all have those great dreams where you die. Then we wake up and see that you evaded another ban.
Yesterday morning it was raining and they’re resurfacing I-95 so it’s all rough and slick and really sketchy. I was driving to work and there was a car in the ditch with the airbags deployed n shit, like it might have happend 30 seconds before I got there.
I was going to pull over and make sure they were OK, but then I saw it was some newer BMW 5-Series so there’s a 99% chance the world will be a better place if the person bled out. The cunt probably cut off a semi truck while crossing 4 lanes with no turn signal to make their exit at the last second.
Decent.
Home time pupper is keepin me comfy right now.
Adam Harris
Hopefully come Tuesday, I'll be a /TFG/er. Any first time purchase advice? Planning on buying a Garmin GPS, microwave, kettle, and maybe a laptop down the road.
Logan Morales
I was on 95 today and all the Audis and BMWs are so entitled and reckless. You did the right thing not checking on him.
Dylan Howard
Don't buy a microwave or kettle unless your truck already comes with a high wattage power inverter, or you are allowed to buy and install a big inverter in said truck.
12v lunch box heaters are pretty handy for heating up canned goods like soup or stew, sandwiches, hotdogs, pizza, etc. You can buy baking tins that slide right into them for cheap at dollar stores or Wal-Mart that make for easy cleanup.
>MFW blasphemers Baptised Roman Catholic, son.
Jackson Wright
Along with the Garmin GPS, a good road atlas for double checking GPS routes and a dashcam would be wise choices.
Ryan Brown
That's actually one of the things I was recommended to buy, an inverter. Any particular one I should get?
Asher Foster
To power a microwave you're going to need one that is around 1000 watts or more, which will need to be hooked to the batteries with heavier gauge wire to work properly. Not cheap. As for specific brands I couldn't say. Pure sine wave inverters are better for powering sensative electronics like game systems, but cost more.
Ryder Brooks
Wait for the Intel chips with AMD GPU’s next year if you plan on casually gaming on that laptop. 1500w* - a 1000w microwave actually draws about 1500w from the outlet if you run it at max power. We have 1800’s at Skyline and I actually tripped it the other day. Need to ditch this old microwave and get a new one.
Cameron Bailey
It's been roughly 24 hours and I still haven't shit. My farts tho, dear lord. This truck will be tainted for months, I hope I don't get pulled in for inspection. I was gonna skip eating today but I just bought 2 whoppers
Oliver Morales
Yeah, its all about that peak wattage. We have a 750 watt microwave (I believe) in the pump cab of the oiler that runs off of a 3000 watt inverter. The inverter powers the printer and rv style a.c. unit for the pump cab as well so it has to be huge though.
Pray you don't get pulled in for an inspection. You don't have a bol, msds or placcards for those toxic fumes.
Carson Gray
>not ordering a Wendy's triple without the bun
Do you even keto?
I think this on a daily basis friendo.. :^)
Hudson Butler
>That build Kek. Its like a real life Gru from Despicable Me.