/owg/ - Overwatch General

How do we make bastion not trash
>hard mode
without bringing his 1000 hp shield back

NTGB I've had that happen to me because I main Zarya.

1st for buffing Pharah and nerfing all her counters so i can get into top 500 yet in this week.

BTW i'm a girl ^^

nobody is forcing you to play comp? you can play QP. Some people dont enjoy to play games where everyone is just fucking around and nobody cares about anything.

Best pairing.

How stinky do you think Tracer's feet get?

Oh sorry, i didn't know ...

hes already almost immune to anything doomfist has in turret form

sadly asides repairing while firing i cant think of anything.

525 dps was not enought to make him something to be feared.

>playing shit Gold team
>also be Gold shitter
>fire my graviton into the middle of Mercy, Soldier, McCree, Hanzo
>Genji out of nowhere
>my team gets graviton instead
I was speechless. I immediately muted voice and text chat.

worse than your posting habits

>implying gold shitters even knew what happened there

Nothing at all, I've already told you. Crocs don't smell.

>report sombra she hacked the enemy zarya ult
would not be surprised at it

>Watched my first OW stream a few days ago
>Sub-100 viewers, really nice guy, interacted with everyone
>Genuinely enjoy his content

Do I have an obligation to financially support his stream at this point? I'd like to support the streamer, but I don't see the benefit in it for me. I can view the stream regardless of whether or not I subscribe.

I guess it feels kinda like a sales thing, like I'm being manipulated to like the streamer and give them money. How them knowing my username and welcoming me to the stream when I first comment for the day is their way of making feel obligated.

I don't know man, twitch streams just make me feel dirty.

they have ads in site anyway

just say hi to him and follow him

>switching from Genji to D.Va
Best thing i could done. D.Va rules.

>Think of two heroes
>got it?
>Now: combine them into one super hero and tell me what monster you've created!

>D.Va and Pharah
>Rocket spamming, fusion cannon-ing, flying, 600 HP, 200 armor mass of fuck you.

>Genji and Tracer developing a bromance with each other
I want more of this

>pen
>pineapple
>combined them into a pineapple peeeeen

>doomfist and genji
>a cyber afro samurai

I wanna fuck Pharah and Mercy

>torbjorn and reinhardt

>average height man with a hammer

I wanna lick Zarya all over after an intense workout session

After Uprising and the Doomfist short there's some good stuff out there.

Give reaper his secondary fire already
we can all see the fucking missiles there stuck under the gun

they don't have to be generic noob tube gay shit I'd love a smokescreen please give

I DID IT GUYS
I'M FREE
IT'S BEAUTIFUL OVER HERE
I WISH YOU COULD KNOW

SEE YOU ALL ON THE OTHER SIDE

Torbyatta

50 hp, 50 armor, 50 shields

Can charge up a burst of 5 rivets.

Can build and upgrade two types of turret. One heals allies, and the other damages enemies while also causing them to take more damage from other sources. Shoot turrets with rivets to repair/upgrade them.

Molten Epiphany: Give massive amounts of temporary armor to yourself, your buildings, and all nearby allies

You'll just crawl back to your other abusive ex, TF2.

>reaper mercy
>death blossom
>as many as you killed revive at the end

mercy fixed

Do you think when they first started practicing together Genji was annoyed with Tracer's inevitable "oh, boy, a ninja! Teach me some jutsus like in my Japanese anime!" or do you think he actually found it endearing and bullshitted her right back?

Smoke bombs might be a cool idea. Would synergize well too with his teleport.

>Obscure a decent sized area
>Teleport in during the confusion and smoke

would it be an average sized hammer, too?

Could they also ride around on a rocket propelled turret?

it'd be useful as hell for a lot of things. It'd synergize with his ult, too, because he'd be able to drop smoke and ult within it, it'd make it a lot harder to focus him down by allies at a distance, make him less dependent on maps being tight

>15+ losing streak
>3 out of 5 games has a disconnector when we are winning
>Forced fiddy kicks in
>Winning streak
>Suddebly getting matched with players who are trying to win and picking the correct roles

On a side note I have 1250 jew points, what skin to buy?

I love how people say Im no life when I have 40 hours this season and ask me how do I have time to play OW. That shows how new they are to any multiplayer game. For example mobas and csgo have a shit ton of players who play over 1k hours a year easily and in OW you get called no life neet virgin if you play average 1 hour a day

With how edgy and angry Genji is in Uprising I don't think Tracer would be stupid enough to annoy him like that. She probably tried something else so genji would let her in first.

...

Blueberry woman of long distance shots.
>tfw wondering what she's getting for the Summer event

>have 30 minutes to play videogames
>have stroke
>pick overwatch
>4 (four) minutes in queue
>crushing defeat
>still stroking
>queue for another
>6 (six) minutes in queue
>have to leave

thanks for the amazing experience jeff

actually, I had a thought of giving Mercy's Res the new secondary effect of being a massive heal to living allies as well and possibly buff raised and still-living allies with maybe a shield, temporary regeneration, damage boost, or something.

The way I tend to see Rez abilities in my experience playing healers in general, they're basically erasers for when you fuck up your healing, and making it the 'pinnacle' of a healer's whole skillset is like saying "your best moment can come after you spent the last five minutes sucking eggs through garden hoses."

>carry hard
>49% kill participation
>no upvote
FeelsBadMan

nothing. your waifu is trash

I want do date young Ana

Genji/McCree inb4 bunghole

Basically replace gengus left click with revolver and give him trench coat and fedora. Perfect hero.

>Not giving him a fucking Gunblade
Terrible

>16k hero damage
>71 elims
>67% kill participation
>everyone votes lucio because he healed 20k by sitting at objective without ever speed boosting the team

Get a load of this enraged fuccboi, kek

>pickle
>rick
>PICKLE RIIICK!

>tfw carried a five stack who were flaming me for picking wrong heroes.

>"bloob not circuits"

>tfw hard carrying some germans who were speaking german in the voice chat and probably flaming me in german (heard them saying my name and scheisse all the time).

it was probably something like
>shit, that non aryan foreigner is killstealing me

>be level 700
>still in silver

What does that say about me?

you do not strive to win

or you have some shit DPI config

Mcree/Widowmaker

>no falloff pistol
>that's it
>maybe can see enemies through walls instead of HIGH NOON

Okay, can someone elighten me on why in the holy mother of Christ do we have PTR?
And the things they test there aren't just nail polish level. Like, how the fuck can you not notice that once doomfist dies when charging - his charge doesn't work properly?
>Nyah nyah pepol dont cum to urs ptr so wi cent test anuting!
Fucking hell, is this really a triple A company? Why is every single hero getting an "Early access" period? Why can't their team work properly so at least all the obvious bugs are fixed?
Like, okay, genji ledge boosts and animation skipping were not clear at all, you'd have to spend at least a hundred hours on him to get them working in your favor, I get it.
But fuck, you play an hour as doomfist - you already get weird bugs and glitches. WTF? Do they just not have a playtesting phase of developement?
I'm losing faith in this game.

>team flames me for picking Torb
>MOLTEN CORE
>shotgun in the face
>solo team kill
>they still flame me

Roadhog Zenyatta, Floating fat man of peace and drugs

tbqh there should be sessions in PTR with a lot of people to balance the heroes but at this point im nto even certain blizz has the statistics for the matches saved.

>4CP
>absolute one sided stomp
>nothing can be done, just shot at all sides and whoever you shoot is healed or revived and has a defense matrix on them
>cant heal because dead
>matrix their team, none die

fucking why waste my time

Why is Mei cryofreeze and Ana nade bug still not fixed?
They are incompetent or massively undercrewed.

Why is D.Va so nice to play 21/3 and i played her for like 2hours.

hehe infused a pr*duct with meme? haha hehe please can you make more haha i m laughing

At least you were on fire

I can't wrap my head around orisa's spray pattern

>non aryan

You mean infidel

>when the balance fucks up
this happens frequently

>some child starts whistling in the voice chat

>That feel when every season no matter where I start I end up around 2700-2900 ranking

Honestly, I feel like this is my true ranked, I'm happy with it.

Good job, user! We'll see you next week!

>tfw just made it out of silver with 2011 SR

What can I expect in the promised land?

>tfw I nearly climbed 1000 SR
>tfw I need to climb 1100~ more to hit Diamond

Are players here actually fucking silver?

Are you guys just memeing or are you really this bad?

Gold is Mercy main city.

Step 1: Don't suck at Bastion

Im actually stuck in bronze. My game sense and team work skills are masters level but goddamn the match making. I get paired with new players and enemies have 5 gold smurfs stomping us and I have to carry every match. bronze is a hell

>tfw you get a silver border

positioning alone can get you out of gold

bastion stops being used after gold

i think these correlate directly with how bad bastion is at positioning

Not any more

>>switching from Genji

Best thing 90% of this game's players can do.

I love this meme.

bastion is garbage

>cant headshot
>immobile
>low TTK
>high spread
>no abilities
>low range

recon almost being soldier is the best part. Even genji isn't immobile when his ult ends/starts

Honestly the borders make me more embarrassed than proud, I wish there was an option to hide my stats. Was really nervous hoping I'd get to masters this season because I didn't want to be a silver border in diamond. Made it with like 20 levels to spare.

He can headshot though

Lucio!

just remove bastion, he's a wasted slot.

recon is better that soldier if you disregard the rockets. more armor and stronger on demmand heal plus the old soldier rifle. all he needs is his sentry gun buffed with a smaller spread.

sentry cant headshot because he already has 525 DPS

on midrange nothing survives bastion. he used to be picked because on barrierwatch nothing lasted 2 seconds on his sight.

>team asks to group up
>don't

MOMS

GONNA

FREAK

Revert spread increase and headshot removal in turret. Now his gun is threatening beyond right up against the enemy.

if you play these characters in comp, I will report you:

-Widowmaker
-Hanzo
-Roadhog
-Junkrat
-Mcree
-Ana

what if bastion gets this:

>recon mode can heal and shoot at the same time
>turret mode is now his ult. he has 8 seconds as a immobile, more resistant artillery emplacement with his cannon
>tank mode has the minigun and its spread. pressing M2 will spend repair charge but will make him run faster. ammo reduced to 100

i also upvote this