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what panders could have been edition

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old thread

First for warrior best class

second for gas all waifufags, frogposters and elf players

2 weeks.

imagine being Atrigan in that raid and having to be like "oh Goroth, you fuckin' competent, all menacing with your flaming body and horrific monster face. I would totally wait for you to kill mortal intruders, both my minions, and me." When all he really wants to do is torture another one of Velen's sons on Argus. Like seriously imagine having to be Atrigan and not only sit in that room while Goroth flaunts his disgusting fight in front of you, the broken DBM timers barely concealing his undertuned mechanics, and just sit there, pull after pull, hour after hour, while the mortals perfected that fight. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking failures, but his haughty attitude as the mortals in the tomb tell him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, PIT LORDS HAVE ABILITIES LIKE *THAT*?? Because they're not the ones who have to watch his burned fucking imp face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been torturing nothing but eredar and draenei and later alleged generals for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Argus. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you can swear you can taste the felfire that's breaking out on his dimpled stomach as he sucks it in to throw comets at the mortals, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to revel in his "mythic (for that is what he calls himself)" difficulty, the difficulty he worked so hard to achieve with the inquisition in the previous months. And then the raid leader calls for another pull, and you know you could torture everyone in this temple before the mortals put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Atrigan. You're not gonna lose your future torturing career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it

>his ilvl is 90x

AND ELISANDE SIMPLY LET THEM IN

huns

samefag

>blackrock caverns
>go kill adds around steelbender
>someone pulls boss
>leave party

HOLD

>2/9m
>gm and the "loot council" already got their 4p and trinkets from hc
>said that from next week on we're not doing heroic anymore and just do mythic
>have to pug heroic with brs and aussies

hold me bros

>being this much of a beta

if you had any balls you would have left that guilds ages ago

Hey mate I'll have you know us aussies are alright people.

laggy cunt

>Trying out for good guild
>Eat a bunch of Methylphenidate
>Top DPS charts even though I'm 20 item levels behind most of the fags in the guild
>Get promoted to core

Easy.

SON OF A BITCH

wtf is a parse?

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jelly????

fuck off P*ssado

LOL

That panda makes my dick hard. Shame they dont look like that in game.

>that ui
>that font
congratulations honey you deserve something from life, go play with your friends daddies gotta work

are u a cute weeb girl irl?

pissdue is jelly alright

>work at accounting firm
>hear interns talking about wow
>get their names and server
>they all play female blood elves
>one of them is a female panda
>call up the other middle management boys to gank them that night

how can you talk about wow in public if you play a female toon? what did they think would happen when their boss finds out they spend their nights roleplaying as an obese furry or barbie doll?

>all these awesome races to choose from on horde side
>majority of places pick blood elf

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careful bitch. i applied to be a janny im just waiting for my acceptance email.

>admitting that you play videogames as an adult
cringe

Daily reminder that Tauren females are goddesses of breeding, fertility and sex and females of ALL OTHER races are literally subhuman trash

I like this

This is what people said about movies and fictional literature too.

Come, children of the Titans, you face the Paragons.

>using the word 'cringe'
cringe

hahahahahaha why would they approve someone who constantly shits on the "no avatarfagging" rule and is already threatening to abuse his "for free" powers

>these are supposed to be different characters

lol

THEY MADE IT THIS FAR????
I TOLD YOU THE OTHERS NEEDED SOME MICRO-SONIC GENETIC ALTERATIONS

hello reddo

if they don't smell like a barn then I'm ok with this

They smell like field flowers and taste like sweet cream

>i share a general with frogposters who play without any addons

>Guildies treat me differently the minute they find out I'm a girl.

tits or fuck off

is that actually an issue where you live?

Lili is cute, and fun!

>join group for wq
>suddenly a group of 10+ prestige melee pvpers assfucking everyone

literally just fucking remove pvp

Who /friend of the grummles/ here?

hahaha you pve fags are so assblasted stay mad

which is worse: girl guildies or beta orbiters?

>girls are usually not bad players, and are very devoted healers that do their best to perform well
>orbiters go out of their way to disrupt guild harmony by pining for attention and creating petty drama
>girls never encourage this type of behavior but it always seems to find them
>the betas wouldn't behave this way if the girl was not present

I'm more mad about the fucking shit class balance this expansion, senpai

>girls are usually not bad players
WRONG
R
O
N
G

I miss WoD. I miss my WoW GF.

I'm bored and afraid I'm going to come back to the game, please talk me out of it.
Are heroics in the current xpac aoe fests with no need for cc to liven up the grinding?
Is it just retarded to start now and be so far behind in legendaries, whatever this AP thing is?

>>girls never encourage this type of behavior but it always seems to find them

We havent been playing the same genre apparently

tfw i just sold 900 BoE for 39 gold on accident

>sub rogue
>fury war

delete

>>girls are usually not bad players
>>girls never encourage this type of behavior
*tips white fedora*

>we find the power to lock away a god that can literally cleave a planet in two pic related
>can't do it unless Illidan also sacrifices himself as the jailor
that's fucking retarded, even by WoW lore standards

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point and laugh at this dumb retard

you forgot healers and the whole Druid class

LMAO

not an argument

There's no heroics, people do mythic plus. And it gets much harder the higher keystone you go.
You won't be far behind. You will get your first 2 legos first week. And you need to log in every 7 hours to get your ak to 40. After that you Max out extremely quickly.

(u)

Because it opens oportunity for next expansion there sargeras while imprisoned manages to corrupt pantheon and illidan and break free.

shits not even funny man
you fuckin retard

in any guild the worst player in the group is always a guy

HAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHA

>There's no heroics, people do mythic plus
There's no more 5 man dungeons?

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>tfw I'm that guy

I wanted to type in 39999 and instead typed in 39g 99s 99c, then literally the second it went up and i realized someone had already bought it

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>tfw prydaz and demon skin for mythic progression
lmao best dps class amirite?

I feel really bad for you but WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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There's a girl mage in my guild she parses 90% more in most fights, but girls healers are usually bad.

Is there anything worth resubbing for in 7.2 besides ToS?

Don't get me wrong, it looks like a fun raid, but I'm not about to resub and do the same content from release that I quit over just so I can gear up to do a single raid.

wtf is this webm

And that's why you check and then double-check.

Also; mail gold between alts with an heirloom.

>enter dungeon
>hunter leaves taunt on pet enabled

yeah this is the first time this has ever happened to me

i don't know what the second thing you're saying is supposed to be about

wait for argus, but I have to say TOS might not be the most difficult raid but the it's really fun all boss fights and not too much trash, it's perfect.

Not accidentally mailing gold or items to a stranger.

I know a fellow who listed a TCG mount for 300g instead of 300,000g back in Mists. So, don't feel toooo bad.

guild on Argent dawn alliance eu?

>bf wears his crossdressing outfit
>sits on me on the chair
>keep fucking him while hes farming mounts
another perfect night of wow

I don't feel that bad desu. Especially with peoples reactions i can kind of laugh it off. Noone was buying the boots, i've been trying to get rid of them for like a week, but since they have haste/vers on them noone wanted to buy them even tho i sold them at 50% of what other people wanted, then finally when i wanted to lower to 39k i fucked up.

It's k. I'll get over it.

@182160571
P*ssado.....

>tfw spoiled by playing DK
I can't play my mage after just running through like 20 mobs, grabbing them all and instantly killing them.

Nobody asked

You must be what they call a seasoned adventurer.

welcome to melee vs casters

DIE FOR PRETTY QUEEN

GRAYMANES FORCES *Orgasms*

>cast Outbreak
>everything gets DoTs automatically and dies

>play Shadow Priest
>have to manually double DoT each mob

>shadow priest
>AoE

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