Tesla electric semi truck reveal in 25 minutes

ITS HABBENDING

non-aids youtube stream

youtube.com/watch?v=vFN4BfbqlbA

>bamf

how many announcements can musk go through without ever learning how to speak properly

Absolute madman

500 MILE RANGE
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>500 mil range

Kenworth
Peterbuilt
Volvo
International

BTFO

500
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HIGHWAY SPEED

GET FUCKING DESTROYED

INTERNATIONAL OIL COMPANIES HIRED MOSSOD TO BOMB TESLA

>sign up to watch

THIS BETTER BE IN AMERICAN TRUCK SIMULATOR REEEEEEEEE

whats the charge time? 8 hours?

twitch tv -> /ej_sa

he's live streaming it

500 mile range, 0-60 in 5s. Dude done changed the game. Ready for blastoff tomorrow.

>The body transforms to trailer width

Just put whatever shit you want.

>15 minutes to fuel up

bullshit, takes like 5

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MEGACHARGERS

Lmao, how more fucking retarded can you oilmonkeys get?

WHAT'S THE WEIGHT ELON

THIS SHIT IS IMPORTANT

>charge while Im unloading

nigga im dropping the trailer and picking up another thats ready to go.

Gay

Nah, large semi trucks will easily carry like 300 gallons of diesel. That takes a while to fill.

>autopilot
they're still going with that name?
enjoy your crash.

Lol, it takes 5 minutes to fill the 50 gallon slip tank in my truck I use to refuel heavy machinery on job sites. Lots of trucks have hundreds of gallons on board.

This is more impressive than their car line.

>using torque vectoring to mitigate jackknifing
not bad desu

ONE MILLION MILE WARRANTY

the absolute madman

should have bought tesla stock today

uhhhh im stupid as shit

can you fit a trailer on the back absolutely covered with solar panels and use that energy or what

Thats the way im feeling right now

>5 second 0-60 in a semi

fuk

Yeah but in honesty the gains from solar would be negligible. Solar isn't a good power producer for area. Plus keeping solar panels clean of road grime would be a nightmare and any grime on them reduces efficiency noticeably.

That's on the owners of the trailers. And I'm not sure whether or not the added energy would justify the added weight.

OH FUCK TESLA ROADSTER REVEAL

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

OH SHIT

1.9 0-60 JESUS

THIS IS NOW Veeky Forums STREAM

8.9 SECOND QUARTER

FUKKK

holy shit. making fucking bank tomorrow. TSLA $400 by EOD.

WHAT NOW SHITTERS

WHERE IS YOUR FUCKING GOD NOW

OwO

MODS THIS IS BIG

STICKY PLS

MUH DIIICCKC

MUDH DDIIIDDICKCC

ELON LET ME SUCK UR DFICK

250+MPH TOP SPEED AHAHHHAHAHAH

620 MILE RANGE WTF!!!

holy shit what is that gonna cost

>3 motors

why not just 4? one per wheel? get your shit together tesla

620 mile range is way too long
are they toying with solid state lithium?

>THE POINT OF DOING THIS IS TO GIVE A HARDCORE SMACK DOWN TO GAS CARS

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Isn't this the same guy who is behing on producing normal cars lmao what a scam artist just asking for more welfare trump loves diesal rigs

>available in 2020
yeah just trust them xd

Fucking madman does it again

i thought he was joking when he said my brain would be blown straight out the back of my skull. jesus christ this is amazing.

TESLA PLANE WHEN

lol @ the barriers

also..

RIP ICE
LMAO

P E T R O L
C U C K S
B T F O

its orge
but damn i wasn't expecting the roadster reveal

BTFO

its a prototype, its not street legal yet.

song name?

DAMAGE CONTROL

doesn't matter - if it came out in 2026, that would still be beyond comprehension

I'm trying not to buy in the hype especially since price wasn't mentioned but... that's actually groundbreaking if true

1.9 SECOND 0-60
4.2 SECOND 0-100
1/4 MILE IN 8.9
250+MPH TOP SPEED
4 SEATER
200KWH BATTERY PACK
620 MILE RANGE

Sabotage Beastie boys

>1.9s 0-60
>8.9s 1/4 mile
>250+ mph top speed
>600+ mile range
>4 seats
>instant electric torque

GAS ENGINES CONFIRMED DEAD

WELCOME TO THE FUTURE BOYOS

Thats badass elon wins 2018 by default unless bezos does something crazy cool

I will say I was at the Seattle International Auto show. They had a tesla exec there and he said they flirted with the idea of a mid size truck

Wonder how functional (if at all) that prototype on the stage was....

rip wallet

Front motor is geared differently. So at hwy cruise, it will be the One moving the car.

it probably is a model S drivetrain with a different shell

did you not see the FUCKING AMAZING ACCEL when they floored it after it came out of the semi? go back and watch the replay. It looks a lot like 1.9 to me

Also, they said the specs they shared were of the PROTOTYPE.

holy fuck

we will remember this day as a milestone of human progress

>implying companies never exaggerate specs or capabilities of concept cars

The stutter is kawaii

>exaggerating specs on live videos
shur

>ONE MILLION MILE
This right here tells you this has no real world testing whatsoever.

Oh shit what did I miss

lmao. You're deluded

the million mile thing is against breakdowns. It can't break down unless 4/4 motors and like 9/10 battery sections fail

repair shops are going to die hard..

meme semi reveal

surprise meme hypercar reveal

I want to hate Elon because of Reddit but fuck electric cars really are master race.

I'd like to say this is b8 but I honestly can't tell anymore. You clearly have never worked on trucks before.

in 20 years nobody will have to work on trucks, thanks to papa musk.

Yes goy, Teslas NEVER break down

insideevs.com/truedelta-tesla-least-reliable-automotive-brand-model-s-repair-frequency-2-3-times-worse-average/

yeah, I haven't. I have read plenty of papers comparing EV failure points, parts breakages, and maintenance schedules compared to ICE vehicles though. The truth is that there are many many fewer moving components, wearing components, and breakage-prone components. EVs are super reliable, even in their current early forms.

don't forget your $50k reservation fee for some vaporware

>all these electric motor shills
Go away reddit.

>oy veyyyy we need more capital!
>release something with a $50,000 down payment!

There are enough rich tech cucks who will spend billions on these things

>tfw no electric bike that isn't shit
>tfw no electric ute with the tray just filled with fucking batteries for eternal driving
>tfw no electric plane that isn't some kek-shit from some faggy yuro company
>tfw no electric tinny to go fishing in the middle of the fucking ocean then get back quicksmart to land to blow semen into your seaman on shore before he wakes up

fucking batteries

this diffuser is pretty t h i c c though I have to admit