/owg/ - Overwatch General

everyone went for the sniper in blood gulch
it was the best weapon

>Veeky Forums not supporting obvious lesbian porn bait pairing
It's like you guys don't care about r34 anymore. What happened to you /owg/?

None of these fit me because I play all of them. I like to slay enemies.

Lesbians are a meme.

heterosexual couples displaying intimacy and closeness is what really gets me on.

>tfw no McCree sheriff skin to pop niggafists left and right

>Zenyatta
>really wants to dick Orisa
>Orisa
>really wants to learn how to Dom humans safely

am i autistic enough for this general yet?

it doesn't count if one of those doesn't ahve the overwhelmingly majority of your playtime

Still better than any other ship.
Maybe Sombra x McCree could work but seriously 99% of all ships are bloody awful

>Men
>Intimacy
Pick one.

Please don't bully him, user!

men are infinitely more intimate than women ever have

i've been around my family, friends, and co-workers. men are ALWAYS the initiators and women are ALWAYS the appreciators. it's honestly disgusting

DOOMFIST SKINS FUCKING WHEEEEEEEEN

Shot down in game by and shot down in lore by the weeb. Basically, a meme like is.

is just an adult Johnny Test

I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

LOL ALL MEN ARE DOGS LOLOL WOMYN ARE THE ONLY GENDER THAT CAN BE COMPASSIONATE XDDD

Go back to tumblr and fantasize about lesbians more you fat sow.

please user, she's damaged, just like her BLACKED pussy no one wants now.

calm your autismo

So when is Orisa going to get buffed so she isn't complete shit?

user, what kind of skins would you like to see Doomfist have?

What are some different recolors of the default skin you'd like to see?

Are there any aesthetic or design elements you would NOT want to see in any potential Doomfist attire?

She's __niche__, not shit.

I honestly think this image is making me gay

When is Rein going to be fixed?

Honestly, Pharah and Mercy doesn't have anything going for it other than game mechanics.

At least Mercy with some of the other Overwatch blokes who were in it have something in common that could develop. Even though realistically, Genji took the cake.

they're not in the PTR but they're all avalaible in the official blizz website user

>men are infinitely more intimate than women ever have
>Taught their entire lives to not have feelings
>"Men are Intimate"

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

user, the only men who are intimate are gay men.

Look bro, I'm not a girl or anything but I'm not disallusioned.

Us guys are told our entire lives that we don't have feeling and we fullfill that prophecy out the ass.

Unless were' faggots then we get to have feelings and everyone tries to kill us for it.

Women are intimate because they have feelings. Men just bottle shit up until we put a bullet in our head, or die of drinking ourselves to death.

That's the one thing I'm jelous of women, is that it's ok for them to be cuddling, and cute and feel things.

But if you;re a man, if you show any form of emotion, everyone implies that you just wanna suck a dick.

>Niche
>Is literally hard countered by the hero she supposedly counters in the "backstory"

I didn't really watch that show, are they similar?

I want some fully armored type of legendary skins

They are both boring and their hair is on fire.

Stop hanging around /r9k/ you fucking loser. You're getting being a whiny little bitch like you confused with allowing someone to see you sad or cry.

>Doesn't show emotion because MUH SOCIETY
Put the bullet in your head now, you fucking brainless sheep.

Imagine being this out of touch.

Stop using Tumblr as your main source of human interaction.

what a le ruse! u so got me user stop it u xd

I was just trying to get up on the right foot.

Never, Jeff said the game is balanced

Wow, so much insecurity and inaccuracy in one post.

My girlfriend loves the fact that me and my name friends are emotionally honest and mature. It makes her want to suck my cock, frankly.

If anything I've encountered more souless girls than men. The ammount of chicks who have shown zero compassion for my emotions is te times higher than males. I've met total stranger dudes who have been nice about deep life issues.

You need to see a therapist, your outlook on emotions is not healthy, and hasn't been for two decades at the least.

he's right

Yeah no kidding. Chicks love men that are willing to be open because it shows maturity and a willingness to work problems out like an adult, which will naturally lead to a strong relationship.

I want to nut inside Zenyatta

>jeff thinks balance is a goal
say goodnight to sustained competitive landscape

Pretty accurate aside from the "Reaper is played by edgelords" thing that gets posted in every one of these. Reaper is normally played mediocre players who think they're god's gift to the game and always have to be the one to carry.

>mccree main
>selfish braggarts that only care about gold elims or gold damage. tilt easier than any other hero by an enormous margin

Might be on tilt, might be I don't care.

I have never used tumblr. But unlike you fat neckbeards I actually have to interact with the real world.
I've been everywhere from the US Army to Gay pride, from the Deep South to Pacific norhtwest.
It's fucked up for us guys out there. I've seen war and desolation to rich spoiled shits who have no idea what the meaning of a full days labor really is.

The fact that you guys are getting this assmad about it, means you know I'm right and you know it sucks.

The real world sucks, don't like it? Try to change it.

en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Doomfist!Mercy

user, that's not true at all! Just because men don't express their feelings in the same way women do doesn't mean they don't have them, or that they're not capable of intimacy!

I don't think he's boring, but okay, I think I understand. So it's not really a matter of personality?

Why are you being so mean?

>Drop from 4200 to 3900 in one night
>Finally win a game and break loss streak
>Queue against Sinatra and win after a close as fuck game
>Super happy
>Queue
>Game crashes for the first time in months
>Relaunch client and it says I am suspended and I lost 50 SR because I got a game as soon as my client crashed
>Lost all the SR that I had gained from the 2 wins that broke my loss streak
>Queue again and lose

Maybe I will just throw back to diamond and tell my friends I decayed

>user, the only men who are intimate are gay men.
Imagine actually being THIS insecure

>getting assmad

You mistake our attacks on your argument as attacks on yourself. Sounds like you're the real bottled up male who can't work with his emotions.

Maybe in some backwars societies you've seen men are expected to be 'stoic in the face of difficulty' but by no means are we expected to be machines. You sound like someone who has been hurt by people close to him who trusted, and frankly you should talk to a professional about it.

To bully you and Jamison Fawkes because bullying is fun, nerd.

>These anons, not understanding what intimacy.
You're both fucking retarded.

Yeah, same here.

>play on ps4 with LAN
>internet provider lays new cable or some shit, service out for an afternoon
>reconnect their gay cable
>internet no longer works, even though I changed literally nothing while service down
>summer games on the way
>doomfuck coming
>no internet

I bet you all feel sorry for me so I came for sympathy.

Okay... I guess that's fine. Even if I don't like it, at least you're enjoying yourself!

(you)

I can't believe I solve six captchas for this.

Haven't played in a few months, did they ever buff best girl?

Glowing, floating Icosahedron which is the core of a God Program
It's seemingly indestructible and follows Junkrat around like a lost duckling
It's actually the "treasure" he found in the wastes, and part of the reason he's been traveling the world is to find out either what to do with it or how to finally destroy it
It thinks Junkrat is its big brother and has adopted his love of pyrotechnics

Junkrat has softened to it somewhat has stopped using it as a bomb drone in hopes that one day it wouldn't come back
Now he and Roadhog instead rely on its talents for getting into secure areas and setting/triggering complex demolition rigs from a safe distance

>tfw I'm pretty stoic when dealing with people just because I prefer not getting too involved with them but I don't try ruining people's fun or emotional moments

Sorry bro, this board is made up of men and we don't feel this "sympathy"

I've been everywhere from the US Army to Gay pride, from the Deep South to Pacific norhtwest. It's fucked up for us guys out there. I've seen war and desolation to rich spoiled shits who have no idea what the meaning a full days labor really is.

The real world sucks, don't like it? Try to change it.

>Triggering you this hard.
You're projecting so hard I can see your rage posting from here.

The only thing I need to see a therapist about is the people I saw get blown up and killed in Iraq.
You guys wouldn't know real emotion if it came and slapped you in the face.

>wanting to play on doomfist launch

its just gonna be instalock doomfists on every team for a week or two

Blizzard actually doing balance updates, are you crazy?
See this post, if you got some time to spare have a read.

>Tracer
>women are more likely to play her than any other non-support hero

Have you actually seen any girl play this game? I assure you this isn't true.

That seems fair enough. I mean we're not faggots here are we?

I hate it when things stop working for no reason though.

I'm not trying to fight with you dude. Just see a doctor please. Its something we both agree on.

Some people are not as emotional as others and thats not a result of repressing anything, but simply the way they are.

They increased hack speed slightly. You probably still here for that.

They added a powerful hero who she is an obligatory counter to, so maybe now people won't be as angry when you pick her?

About 1/4th of the people I play with in premades are women.
Most of the time they tank, desu.
I met 1 Mercy main that was a girl, and another D.Va man that was a girl, but most of them tanked or filled. Not many of them liked healing.

Sorry bro, this board is made up of men and we don't feel this "sympathy"

I've been everywhere from the US Army to Gay pride, from the Deep South to Pacific norhtwest. It's fucked up for us guys out there. I've seen war and desolation to rich spoiled shits who have no idea what the meaning a full days labor really is.

The real world sucks, don't like it? Try to change it.

I'd actually just like to be able to watch Netflix and pay games m8. Can't even get a fucking bluray to pay because sony are queer

I love this idea, it's adorable! Thank you for building on it!

I wonder if you dead squad mates would have any feelings about you using their violent deaths to try and win an internet argument in the videogame subforum on a website made for discussing Japanese children's cartoons.

Probably just the gay ones.

They'd probably feel all like aaagh, ooh, I've come over all explodey, where's me leg? eek I'm dead, I only joined up to kill niggers, ooh woe is me.

>Can't win because I know they're right
>Don't want to accept being wrong
>Better guilt trip!
That's called an Ad hominem user.

...

As a Reaperfag but "Zen main", that is pretty true especially the shotgun meme, its only better as he casually tosses them about

Yes it is. The universe is a simulation, everything is vidya.

>it is likely that he saw more revisions during development than bastion
>shoot through walls ult never ever

>Neckbeards on a site made and run by neckbeards infamous for it's culture of hating women
>Claiming they're more emotion and intimate than women.
This is the funniest shit I've seen all week.

this

no women are capable of playing tracer

lmao

mercy, dva and pharah are the girl gamer niche

This isn't debate class, he's bringing his "totally real and totally traumatic" war horror stories into a Veeky Forums argument and I find that hilarious.

Wasn't even responding to his previous shitposts.

Go get help user. I just feel sorry that you can't perceive my words as anything but an insult

wow this post is inherently RACIST af

i'm a (female) PoC and ur generalization makes me sick

enjoy ur ban

Sorry but being an ungrateful asshole to women is a CHAD trait. I respect all girls and try my best to be emotionally open to them in a way that doesn't make people feel overwhelmed or uncomfortable because I'm not a FUCKING NORMIE

Can we talk about Overwatch? I can't even remember what that "I covered wars, you know" guy was even bitching about.

I like playing Genji but too bad 90% of the player base does as well so I rarely play him anymore especially now, as for the rest they are true except Tracer players see themselves as THE solo carry and most do nothing but tickle supports and die to random fire

>oh gee just got off work I wonder what doomfist chages we're talking about-

>blogposting out the fucking asshole about some 'muh squad abloo bloo' dude who is probably a COD protagonist

God I fucking hate this place.

Sure. Who's your favourite character, user? I'm partial to Tracer myself.

Does anyone want to play with a masters Mercy main?

Post battletag please.

Balderich was likely the most powerful human to ever have lived and could probably beat the shit out of anyone with his dick nailed to the street and nobody can prove me wrong!

will you ERP with me?

how do you beat le monkey man and robot gook comp