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>when your Bard dealt more damage than Trynd and Xin

I fucking hate silver.

Tristana!

The Throng: Every 60 seconds, a Bamboozled Villager is placed somewhere inside the jungle within 3000 units of Elise. The Villager lasts for twenty seconds before disappearing in a cloud of mist.
If Elise right clicks the Villager in spider form, she bites them, wraps them up in a cocoon, and a train of spiders carry them off into a cloud of mist, granting Elise a stack of Eight-Legged Favor. If Elise can amass 20 stacks of Eight-Legged Favor, the next Baron that spawns will be a giant Spider God that can be killed by either team, though Elise and allied champions deal 20% more damage to it. Whichever team kills the Spider God briefly gains a bonus minion wave composed entirely of spiderlings. Spiderlings infect enemy minions when attacking them, spawning two more spiderlings when an infected enemy minion dies. Eight-Legged Favor resets when the Spider God spawns, consuming twenty stacks.
If Elise right clicks on the Villager when in human form she briefly kisses them, infecting the hapless person with a vile neurotoxin. The Villager gives Elise 100 gold and wanders off into a cloud of mist, seeking new converts. For every Villager poisoned in this way, a convert comes to stand by the Shop, reducing the price of all items for Elise and her team by 0.5%.

I want to rape lulu, she screams for me to stop and begs for mercy as i hit her and impregnate her. The she has to birth and raise a bastard son and while shes adapting to her new life i find her and rape her again, impregnating her with twins. She cries and no way to support a decent life. Then i wait longer and rape her again! Making it a tradition of sorts. Lylu lives the rest of her life in fear amd angst while forced to raise bastard kids!
This is my fetish!

Poppy

It's been a year since we last talked

I hear you're doing well, I hear you don't visit /lolg/ or play much anymore. The rest of us haven't moved on, and we miss you dude. I hope you're doing ok, keep doing your own thing.

Well you'll never reach her. I stand guard.

I love Jhin!

Ill fuck your boipuxxy too

Any tips on recovering mentally after a 50 min loss? Some games are so aggravating. Fapping only saps my energy. Much appreciated.

Stop playing

Take a brake mate

play some hotline miami
youtube.com/watch?v=qFfybn_W8Ak

stop playing

also go get yourself some antidepressants, seriously

I love you!

not EVEN the best track in the game let alone Carpenter Brut's content

How do I build Yorick? I used to play old Yorick a lot, but I haven't really played the new one all that much.

Is Triforce still a thing on him?

Guess my elo guys.

>doesn't like roller mobster

I was hoping to hear something else, but I guess this will do. Time to eat. Also no, don't wanna get hooked on drugs, was already addicted to amphetamine once.

yes but if you want to do the most damage just get a BC with an Iceborn

nice reading comprehension

I for one, will miss old urgot.

EZ Plat

Get black cleaver instead. Titty hydra optional.

mood.gg/
Does your main have a good playlist?

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why are you such a huge fucking faggot and failure at life?

luluposters slowly rebuilding dignity after their great purging?

Cook a good meal, play relaxing games, sleep, watch comfy anime/movie/show, spectate peoples games, shower, etc.
Anything but queuing up again for some time.

>projecting

>Spend months posting "POST MAIN AND SONG YOU LISTEN TO" threads
>Collects all this and lazily creates a barely working visually awful website
>Shills shitty fucking website every fucking thread for ad revenue

You're an actual fucking cancer on this world, go fucking market your garbage to leddit you fucking mongrel.

Stop

janitors shouldn't be allowed to make their own shill images it just looks tacky bro.

amphetamines are bad for you if you're feeling depressed m8

try SSNRIs. or MAOIs or picrelated

Dia5 actually.
I really suck at Elise. I miss skillshots at Elise like at Ivern, but i can be shiledbot at least at Ivern(and i abused my own lvl 4 3:50 route)

This breaks entirely after playing like 7 songs

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This guy comes to your region
>kills your midlaner from bot
>tower dives you at lvl 1 and double kills you
>exposes you best team and their dream comps
>sweeps your final using the opposing teams style
>redefines your meta
>makes your shout casters declare region inferiority
What do you do?

You too user!

>drugs
>in 2017

come on son

if you wanted to hear something else then you know stop playing lol is the right answer.
people can't give you advice like do something creative or meditate because for all we know you are a lazy sack of shit. or alternatively get friends and relax because league is for fun and thats it unless your a pro which i doubt.
the drug people unironcally have your best interests at heart get some anti presants and a GP to prescribe it to you tell him your an addict and you don't trust yourself.
t.former addict

I'm always the first one to report any semblance of pornography though. Lulu a PURE!

>they think they're good at this game

get the fuck out of my way pure fucking shit I'm here to hang pedos

I didn't do it to treat depression, but to git gud at League. It's fascinating how much they let you do, but also how little these skills stick once you're sober. It's good for getting shit done but actually bad for learning, contrary to what many a college student might think. But yeah, I wouldn't recommend, pretty bad for general health.

/blog

You also report lewd posting? Which isnt against the rules. But whatever autisic biased jannies roam free on this board

so you would assist me in hunting down false Lulufags?

i guess i'll call you my friend then

or rather, I didn't get started to treat depression, pretty sure I kept going for that reason but yeah blog over for real this time.

I have friends that come over on a regular basis for lan parties, but yeah I was hoping for something that would allow me to jump back into game quickly with a fresh mind, but I guess that's only possible if I don't get upset from losses in the first place.

>they got absolutely blown the fuck out by a mediocre chink team

Dont this jannie also deletes non luluthreads or posts when he has a bad day, he gives 0 fucks about the content or the general itself

So what's the counterplay to Caitlyn trap spam?

Order your tank cuck to eat them

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Just don't step on them.

But then the tank just gets blown up

That's way too general. In lane? Outshove and step on them when Cait is too far to hit you. In teamfights? A good flank.

why do people keep sabotaging my games?
why doesn't this game have a safe to leave system like doter?
why do I get a loss just because some retard decided to quit?

anyone in NA wanna play hots?

tell him to use stoneplate active

Because Riot literally views their fanbase as a bunch of children.

>They get 3/6 world cups

Best girl.
Best belly.
Best wife.

>S7
>still no ability to vote to disband champ selection lobby
>votes still use 4/5 rather than 3/5

>aventures

you're a loser
your waifu wouldn't love you

and she's all MINE!

how can ezreal even compete against Lucian's Magnum with his pea shooter?

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

Your endurance is, still, admirable

>Use this service
>Get babbies first rock playlist

What kind of mongrel listens to Rumble listening to fucking Fall Out Boy? Where's the Pertubator?

No luck, fella. She's already swimming WITH me.

Good day.

Lulu is for urgot. Xth for biased jannies

thanks for doubling up on the cancer in this thread while simultaneously being much more difficult to filter than the Lulufags you complain about

at least have the courtesy to get a trip

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>lulufag is seething

strawmanning, deflecting.

He's right though

learn how to filter you fucking newfag

this embarrassing crusade you've been running this past summer has turned euw hours completely unreadable under your garbage ms paint comics and has literally made luluposting more frequent

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don't longword at the retard

>anybody who disagrees with me is the thing I don't like

I wonder what discussion board this poster frequents

You are quite easily the worst poster we've had since Spiderfag had a tripcode

Kill yourself

Pertubator is nice but I'll stick to my own playlist for Jinx

I dare you to write an actual rebuttal to that post instead of just deflecting, faggot

You can't, because you're fully aware of how much of a cancerous shitposter you are

>browse Veeky Forums from 2008
>never b& except vp once
>go to vg
>get banned everyweek for the most trivial shit possible

Nice

kill yourself

I got b& from tf2g for making fun of the tranny a janny was dating

Hey lolbabs, if there really is so much champion diversity in league, why are there no ranged AD assassins that are not marksment? Checkmate.

>mfw getting soaked in lulufag tears and (you)s
>mfw 80% of them are probably the same person
>mfw best day of my life

>mspaint spamming cuck is a redditor

pottery

Here's hoping my measly report is enough to get the jannies to notice your autistic trolling crusade and silence it for good

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I want to MARRY that cutie

Xth for Noxus update soon.

Can't wait for Vlad lore!

It's a blue board senpai it's meant to be sfw and all.

real lulufag here to give you your first and last (you)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusion

did you get that katarina figure yet vladfag? send it to me

>giving it attention at all
kill yourself hans

Did you take pics of the Vladfag? Does he pass?