CLAIM YOUR Veeky Forums WAIFU NOW!

CLAIM YOUR Veeky Forums WAIFU NOW!

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Shit taste

Forgot my pic :^)

bex

>poo in loo
you can have her

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ez pick

I claim Jeremy clarkson

Indian chicks are tighter than asians, and have all the benefits of latinas.

Gemma Hatton, fuck the rest of you

>SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK??
>[grunts]

he has always been fucking useless.

who draws this shit

obviously your mom

The broad behind Hammond
youtube.com/watch?v=aVDKztQ-n1U

Bae claimed.

I'll be that guy

I'll pretend you mean the one on the left

Says the guy who apparently wants to fuck a Japanese pothead

I don't know. I went on the internet a while back and I found these. I don't know why I saved them, other than for possible discomfort-inducing shitposting?

mobile.twitter.com/DavidHodge/status/931391188065705984/video/1

video of the roadster accelerating. holy crap

I keep them in a folder labeled as such.

hey buddy, i think you've got the wrong thread
the 17,361st tesla thread is two doors down

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I'll echo your sentiments there and agree, she's pretty adorable.

I dated a tiny Indian girl for about a year, she was a 10 to me. I left her because I was impatient and she was finding it too hard to break to her family that she was dating a white guy. I miss her so god damn much.

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Imgur everything please

yo if I was in my 20s in the 80s Id fly to france just to impregnate her

d-daariin

came here 2 post this

>3dpd
>waifu

I lied, really my pick is DORIYYAAA.

Total bro.

My sides. I wonder if Clarkson has seen these.

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clarkson strikes me as generally hip and with it but not and avid internet user beyond checking his email, reading the Mail, and uploading trailers to YouTube

i feel like if you described Veeky Forums to him he'd be like "What? Isn't that UseNet? Do I look like a fucking nerd poofter to you?"

>mako is 3d
no

this chick in particular, but as michael fassbender was the guest there were many qts all lined up behind him

furry scotty is my husbando

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B E S T G I R L

>tfw will never have cutie german racer gf that teaches me how to go fast around the ring

Why even live

kys senpai

literally who

I'd love a go on her in the back of a 'ring taxi, if you know what I mean.

Google image search returns nothing. The world needs you.

Hope you have $4000 to spend on a good fursuit, he won't want to get involved otherwise.

T. Iketani

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whats the deal with Veeky Forums being lonely drivers

what about the hobby makes you guys so lonely

because aside from Tesla and nig mobiles no one cares about cars anymore.

I can't find a gay guy

While this is an automotive forum, it's still on Veeky Forums. I'd wager most of us didn't end up on Veeky Forums originally since it's such a small and slow board - I came from Veeky Forums originally, while others may be from /b/ or /v/ etc.

So it's still full of the same quiet socially awkward Veeky Forums losers, it's just that we're autistic about our cars and driving rather than degenerate shit like video games.

>implying I'm not autistic about both cars and video games and sometimes guns

oh yeah. the poos that grow up outside of india are fine though but their parents that first immigrated can be weird af. either super strict or incredible warm.

>guns
fine
>video games
I used to be autismo about it too, but once I started driving I just completely stopped. No game gives me the thrill of driving a shitbox fast / repairing it. You replace vapid streamfriends with the only friend you need - your little shitbox that could.

if i regularly browsed Veeky Forums any earlier than i did, i'd probably be on /a/ or /v/ right now

glad i'm not

I don't have any friends on Steam that I talk to regularly anyway and haven't bought a current-gen console in about a decade, so it's not really full on vidya autism, I guess?

She isn't the best girl, even talking about The Grand Tour.

As long as you don't play excessively it isn't.
It's just a big time sink that gets you nothing out of it. Taking care of, and nurturing your own car - even if you go overboard like most of us might - serves a real world purpose, it's constructive. Whether it's making real friends at meets / driving alongside that qt from work / ferrying around your friends, being autismal about cars is not a bad thing by any means. A bit similar to being obsessed by getting Veeky Forums, really.

But being obsessed by ONLY kino / games / anime / thinkpads? Avoid as much as possible desu.

>muh retro games
>who need friends amiright?
Jesus you're worse off than I thought, can we even call this autism anymore?

She is M I N E

not him, but
>no friends > steamfriends

I like working on my shitbox but lack a garage and it's twenty degrees and freezing rain outside, so that's on hold for the season. Sucks because I'm waiting for a car to show up for a junkyard run but wrenching with gloves on so you don't get fucking frostbite is a pain.

>muh retro games
>someone who barely plays vidya and has grown disenfranchised with the past decade of identical AAA buggy, overpriced slogs with paid reviews and on-disc DLC is immediately a 'muh retro vidja'

しおりつかだ

yeah same, I don't have a garage either.
I just fill up my oil drain pan with boiling water then when my hands get too cold, I dip them in (once it's a little cooler than boiling, obviously) and keep a towel nearby to dry. water's the best way to warm up quickly as long as you dry off immediately.

a little autistic, but it just werks.

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>already have my waifu in rl
>comes for drives in my car late at night

feels good

Filthy paki women will never be attractive until they figure out how to remove their curry stink

thank you user

uh blue board?

I'd bet Clarkson is a massive porn fiend

She has clothes

2d waifus save weight

What's so hard to understand? Being into old muscle cars means you're only around boomers. Being around the "new scene" (mustangs, camaros, ricers, stance) puts you around pinoys and trash in general

>fake tits
C'mon man, do better.

Unlike other hobbies it requires much more dedication and working alone. Not to mention driving alone is the only way to truly experience driving. Other people are selfish and when they're in the car with you only wish to pull your attention to themselves. Even the slightest gap in attention can ruin the experience behind the wheel. Other people don't understand. Other people ruin the connection. Life is just better alone.

Fuck off nerd, hot japanese chicks are welcome anywhere

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>trash in general
>posts an eva girl
like pottery

OP the arab girl behind clarkson in the last episode was better. Less cute, but much hotter

Has he ever actually said he's into that or just hinted massively about it?

He has an audio diary talking about his time at a furry convention, a few photos of him during college and some other things. Was pretty disappointed to hear he's a furry but oh well. His contents good enough eye candy for me.

hhhh

No one yet? Alright.

>47kg of ballast

>103.617
no one with tits and a body like that weighs fucking 103 lbs unless they're four foot nothing

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Oh my god, I just found his other channel where he talks about being a furry. I don't know what to do with this information

top 10 animu gril material t b h

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>not Jenny Tinmouth

pleb choice