Things Veeky Forums would say

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I have plenty of friends!

“Don’t spend 20k on that wrx, buy a civik for 3k and spend 17k on some simple mods”

I'd buy a Ferrari 488 if they made a manuel.

“But how fast did it do the Nurburgring?”

i'm poor and can't afford a modern car; so i'll just shit on them instead and act like my shitbox 02 civic is a god like beast

Poorfag here

GM BTFO LITERALLY CANNOT RECOVER CHEVY LETS ITSELF DOWN SPERG MORE SOYBOY KEK SPERG OIL LEAKS OVERHEATS WILLOW SPRINGS MOTORTREND 1:25.70 PREZO IS GONNA SPERG PLEASE BELIEVE OUR FAKE LAP TIMES GM CANT COMPETE 7:08 NURBURGRING DNF GERALT BIGBY LAUGHING GIRLS NOT AN ARGUMENT NOPE YEP NOPE YEP NOPE YEP NOPE YEP NOPE YEP CANNOT COMPETE BTFO SPERG MORE GM KEK

S/o/viet here

can confirm, absolutely on point

If James May was my dad, things would be different around here.

this but unironically

More liek jewlon musk amirite ?

The v6 mustang is better than a BRZ

I'm a pansexual faggot that drives a Ford Probe and everyone has to know my opinion

This is the biggest forced meme by two retards, don't even care

There's that stupid meme again. Instead of ignoring the post I'll reply to it instead, giving them the attention they crave.

lol my stalkers are reporting my posts

Somewhere there was a 3k civic with 100k in mods copypasta

>shitposts everywhere
>gets reported

>hurr they follo me!!!!

keep sperging

German cars are reliable!

It's not a meme. That user is saying how sick he is of it.

I hate Ferraris, but it's not because I can't afford one.

Then... why?

unreliable shitheaps

People who can afford them aren't daily-driving them to care about repairs though.

obsessed, go back to faggot.

His own shtick doesnt work on him, report and ignore.

trying so hard for my replies

nigger

dude this thread is things Veeky Forums would say, not why ffs

Japanese cars are reliable!

They're not unreliable, provided you don't cut any corners on maintenance.
American cars are designed for American people, most of whom don't believe in doing any maintenance at all.
As a result, Americans tend to find European cars "unreliable", because if you treat them the way you would an American car, they go to shit fast.

Cadillac is FOR whites REEEEEEEEEEEE NOT NIGGERS REEEEEEEE NOT OLD FARTS REEEEEEE

Hp/litre is relevant and useful metric

German cars are not good. Hyundai und Kia are good cars.

>delta hf integrale is literally the epitome of automobile engineering.

Sorry, my bus is leaving

>my 3 series with 5 previous owners is still a luxury car and it's like brand new, mint condition

>mfw I'm the one who ironically said this in a thread several months ago
Did I start a shitty trend again?

pigfat
passat on prom night
guide my ways ferri porsche

You have disrespected my wife, friend, website and show, I've had enough of you mate

MOOG out

slow piece of shit...i can smoke the fuck out of this in my 1994 EG hatch with a couple of simple mods:

- 10 point cage with Parachute
- 3 piece discontinued JoJo frontend
- spec-R full drag suspension
- Fuel cell with -8 lines from tank to motor
- 1 044 bosch pump
- 1200 rc injectors
- golden eagle sleeved block
- cp 10:1 pistons
- Eagle rods
- arp headstuds
- oem h22 headgasket
- Balance shaft delete
- competition clutch twin disc
- Port and polished head
- skunk2 valve springs and retainers
- Str cam gears
- crower stage 1 cams
- aluminium radiator with slim fan
- gsr transmission with itr lsd.
- qsd h2k intake manifold adapter
- k20 rbc manifold
- qsd throttle body spacer
- blox 70mm throttle body
- 4bar omni map sensor
- 6al msd with coil and cap. 3 step launch control
- hks bov
- Garret 102mm turbocharger.
- Custom t4 front facing turbo manifold with 44mm flange
- 44mm tial wastegate
- Custom water to air intercooler set up
- aem eugo wideband w/ gauge
- tuned on chipped p28
- 13 inch volks drag rims
- 2 15 inch volks rear rims
- arp extended wheel studs
- si cluster
- 150 shots of nitrous

im making 248 horsepower to the FRONT WHEELS because thats the only place the power should ever be.

LS engines are absolutely unremarkable for a v8 engine, in fact as far as v8s go, they're at the bottom of the line and the sound they make is totally generic. Only chevyfags think that the LS v8s are good.

They are actually. Ironically you posted an American made truck branded by a Japanese manufacture. Way to go you fuck up.

Just lol. They barely even make cars in Japan anymore. If you only make $70k cars, they'd better be reliable