Post SGDQ Edition
Resources:
>Speedrun leaderboards
speedrun.com
>Speedrun tool
Timer = livesplit.org
Recording Software = obsproject.com
>Dead sites
Live streams and races = speedrunslive.com
Old videos, old forum posts for games, GDQ updates = speeddemosarchive.com
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at the next gdq can someone lace all the food and drinks with testosterone (no i dont mean cum on the food you fuck head)
this tranny shit is out of control and needs to stop
>dan in a wig looks better then the tranny
This is just fucking hilarious really.
they should just enforce a "you must be a speedrunner to attend" rule and a "you must have a top 3 time in your game to run" rule for the marathon.
there, tranny problem solved.
[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]
The first rule is redundant. You are not a speedrunner unless you have a top 3 time in your game.
Tranny attention whores will just seek out obscure games with no records and run those. We already have too many shitty obscure games being run as it is.
you mean they need to have a committee of non tranny fuckers to put the lineups together for every event? good tranny fuckin luck
id rather see more of those than another run of shit like majoras mask
what games do you run?
squid family reunion
*bonobo howls*
army men 3d
now that the dust has settled what are the best SGDQ 2017 runs?
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if you fags are going to keep reviving this shitty general then remember to support your speedfriends
you fags probably don't speedrun anyway
*flies high above it all and bird laughs*
but youre not youre in this thread lmao
candy crush
*bird laughs*
hunniepop
>watch some of the SGDQ runs on youtube
>Dark Souls run has some men in drag talking to each other before the run starts
>the top comments are people defending trannies
Is this shit actually normal in the US nowadays? I live in a supposed "socialist utopia" in Yurop and even we don't have this kind of garbage here, at least not yet. I've never even seen a tranny in real life. Maybe they're afraid of all the jihadis.
Birds don't laugh.
>de hippie spacing
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i never saw dan's appeal but this is pretty funny
>posts getting purged again
Yeah, my favorite part is Proto can't understand that it's not necessarily because they're transsexual that they are getting shit on but it's that they look fucking ridiculous and their mothers would cry if they saw that shit.
But what can you expect from a naive teenager?
dwarf fortress
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>teenager
Wait, how old is she?
I heard estrogen is in a lot of food nowadays like a lot instead food, chocolate, milk
maybe someone check the caterer
>"""""Competitive"""" speedrunning
>>posting the same exact pic every thread
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Mountain Simulator (competetive)
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i run sm64 competitively, it's a very serious competition with high stakes
theres a whole thread on the farms if you want all the proto deets you can handle
>plum is a tranny now
>rollbuster is a normalfag now
What happened to /our/ plumbuster duo???
granblue fantasy
does this mean rollqt is finally single?
go back to bomberman racing
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>not even hippie related
stick to your gimmick kid
baited for this EXACT RESPONSE
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baited for THIS exact response
why did hippie change his name to pichi? pichi is gay af lol
BAITED for this exact response
baited FOR this exact response
baited for this exact response
fuck off fagrex
BAITED FOR THIS EXACT RESPONSE
BaItEd FoR tHiS eXaCt ReSpOnSe
tfw you will never be the god of bait
bAiTeD fOr ThIs ExAcT rEsPoNsE
Hey everyone, Clintstevens here. Hope you're all ready for 8 hours of mindless grinding and memetastic epicness. Thanks for watching, thanks for giving me your parents money, and enjoy the stream!
baited
youtu.be/nOKCyZWO7Ag#t=146
Hey, shut the FUCK up!
watch yourself
lmao
yeah okay, zfg
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What is this cat?
Why is every former member of the squid clique transitioning?
i'm curious about this too
who /alcoholism/ here
The Curse of Ion
I'm running low on my grape moonshine stock and will have to start buying alcohol until I can make more :(...
I'm starting to get decent at my game, what's a good way to actually record a run on a really really really shitty machine? I tried ffmpeg but I either didn't set it up properly or my machine just couldnt handle it.
S P A C E M A N
get a shirt with a pocket and use you're phone camera
buhhuhuhuhuh
[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]
I mean, I have a pretty good DSLR I could record with but that was kinda my last resort.
seriously though, capture cards are extremely simple to use, the quality may not be great but it will do.
Oy! I bet you cunts don't even speedrun. Get off my serg
Well that would involve me getting one I guess, tho probably just upgrading my PC would be the better option, it's like 10 years old at this point
grind monkeying is not speedrunning
is no cape no star world a meme category? Asking for a friend
"no" but you should ask yourself what you're getting out of whatever thing you are trying to run. like you would only play no star if you wanted a more varied platform experience, so you have to ask yourself if not getting cape makes the run better.
i mean i play videogames at a pace comparable to power walking and use livesplit to track my times
does this count?
pokemon yellow
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So your telling me that a smaller website that actually pays out enough money that people are willing to bot it?
It's obviously an unsustainable business model.
*mindlessly grinds ion's records 18 hours a day for years despite not being even remotely as skilled as he is*
*bird laughs*
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you really need to get help rob
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>""""competitive"""" speedrunning
marxistxmonkey
>Look, I posted it again!