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Fucking this. For some reason they also think their car is a license to drive like an asshole far more often than owners of any other small fast cars like JCW Minis.

>Lust to make it go fast.

How bout you break the Brostang stereotype and upgrade the suspension and interior, instead?

Hilux 4x4s with giant bullbar

tesla's

Nissan (Skyline) GT-R

Volkswagen Golf

Tesla. Their cars are nice but the fanboys are the worst i've ever encountered

Rotards. So, rx-x's?

civic, accord, both nsx.
nu-mazda

there can only be one... Absolutely no reason to fanboi this brand.

BMW trash

911

hilux is dope ass machine tho
mercedes and bmw

AE86 too? fuck you

Subaru

every jeep made after 2001.

no.
yank v8s are cheap as shit.

I support the Stance Nation genocide.

miata

All trucks and all SUVs and crossovers

fuck all of them

nobody needs a truck or an suv when you can get a van

because of people like you I would kill the AE86

t. different guy

>I want to carry manure in the cabin of my vehicle

Pretty much 90% of Japanese cars, I say this as a JDM fag

This user just won the war on terror.

>wants to carry manure anywhere

howdy pardner, how's the countryside?

rotards

>howdy pardner, how's the countryside?
are you retarded? is europe so impoverished that they don't even have flower gardens or hedges for businesses and homes? even apartments have that shit here.

>using manure at home

Still cheap.
>t. poorfag

As much as I love the old skylines, the GTR has to go. Fuck the JDM kiddies

Every car ever made because every single one has some degree of an issue with horrible fan-bases

>Veeky Forums has no cars left to complain about
>starts complaining and shitposting about which bus/public transit options are superior

I welcome this future with open arms

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any car with a monster sticker on it
this takes care of most of the annoying lifted truck drivers in my county.

Tesla

Lifted trucks. I have never seen such reckless driving

Teslas, lifted trucks, crossovers.

BMWs, Teslas, and all crossovers

Back to your containment board

>upgrade interior
Suspension could also be considered go-fast parts.

Morris minor

their fanbase is small but fucking hell they are the worst.

>is actually so backwards they use manure instead of actual fertilizer

Supra, Rotard, Evo and STi fanbases are much worse desu. GT-R fans are just benchracers but people of the aforementioned fanbases can actually own their garbage and be obnoxious ricers.

All German
All French
All Fiat
All alfa

Altima 2.5 and Escalade

AE86

Depending on the type you're using, your fertiliser contains shit. You're just paining more for it.

Everything. Fanboys are niggers and represent the worst of car culture.

Honda Civic. It would serve a dual purpose; getting rid of a fanbase that I hate, and also getting rid of 90% of the Mexicans interested in cars.

Tesla

Subaru, the car for car guys who know abosutley nothing about cars.

100% ,buying something shitter for more money because of the badge is a tell tale sign of terminal autism.

>He actually lets how other people act with and about their cars, effect his decision to drive or purchase a vehicle

This is why this board sucks. Just drive and enjoy what you want, who fucking cares what other people do.

>t. driver of this saab

Corvette, fuck boomers

You just proved his point

All BMWs

Agreed. The new STI's are almost exclusively driven by Asian IT guys and 50 year olds. The vapelords get all over the used ones.

every
single
fucking
audi

Yep. The TJ Wrangler and XJ Cherokee were the last real Jeeps. RIP American Legend.

not technically a car but fuck harley people

>BRRRUMM BRRUUUMMM LOOK AT ME IM A BIG MAN FOR BUYING A PRE-PATCHED LEATHER JACKET AND LEASING A BIKE WITH THE LAST COUPLE BUCKS I HAVE LEFT AFTER MY WASPY SLAG WIFE DIVORCED ME THAT'S TOO BIG FOR ME AND SLAPPING A FART CAN ON IT SO I CAN RATTLE WINDOWS AT 4 AM (and only at 4am because i know someone will fucking egg me if i try that shit in normal daytime traffic where I might stop sometime)

fucking boomers and their stupid fucking bikes

i dont think there's really an audi fanbase. if audis didnt exist they would all drive BMWs instead, and failing that, they would latch onto some other expensive-looking brand. mercedes, i guess. actually mercedes totally used to be what Audi is today

Hummers
Civics
Anything JDM YO!
Initial d yo

2001 TJ feelsgoodman

Okay faggot
>t. 90s M3 owner

>BRUUUM BRUUUM IM SECRETLY GAY
>BRUUUUUUM SMOKES METH BRUUUUM
>BRUUUUUM LOW TESTOSTERONE BRUUUUUUUM

agreed but add Jeep to that

SUVs in general, really but especially Jeep

>they always have that fucking gay deer sticker on them and are like nine feet off the ground despite never leaving tarmac and the owner being a noguns

I've got a 97. Feels good man.

Yes, I know. But probably unlike actual manure you have it in a closed bag.

oh believe me, they exist
and they all act like their VW on prom night is hot shit, better than the "competition" (M and AMG, as if they're on the same tier) because muh AWD, and most of their cars are stanced because hardparking is all they're good for anyway

>lifted trucks
repent you filthy heretic

Oh god
dont forget the wannabe army super tactical chevy Silverado that has never left the suburbs
>pic related

every harley owner ive seen looks like a badly-aged baby boomer

and you can tell their gay leather/denim jackets were bought with the patches already on them, the stitching is always too good and there's usually an auto company logo on there somewhere

>implying 90% of lifted trucks ever see dirt
even that one is on fucking nicely groomed tamped gravel you fat shit

p71's

every car from Initial D

dorifto bullshit in general can stay

but fuck people who fawn over the tofu meme vehicle

WHy are you shovelling raw shit into the bed of your truck? put it in some kind of sealed container, or even preferably a dedicated tank trailer

>put shit into bag
>close it
????

>They don't know cars like I do! ecksdee

You're part of the problem.

i once saw a Chevy Sonic with a Tails livery and paws on the side

it was only parked in the same general for a couple of months, and it is likely one-of-a-kind, but I'd like to think that all chevy owners are like this. even before seeing that monstrous (yet kinda adorable) vehicle, I always thought of it like a furfag's Ford. It's Ford for people who are a little weird

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>having to rent a van to move tall furniture

nope fuck that, I'll keep my frontier, fuck off nancy boy

>his furniture doesn't come apart
>he can't tip the furniture on its side
if it's too big for a van it's too big for a house. if it's some huge wall-spanning storage unit it should be built in the house, bolted right to the wall.

>drives a frontier
>kek

>overpaid for a tacoma
>kek

>Comes in pieces
>Quality

When you stop buying ikea/walmart tier furniture then we can talk, otherwise fuck off.

>you can't tip antique furniture on its side
and if it can't fit in a van, how did you get it out of the store or house? how will you get it through a door? do you live outside but surrounded by giant victorian armoires?

Van
>ugly
>look like an Asian drug dealer
>slow
>top heavy
Truck
>faster
>handles like a car with weight in the back
>aesthetic
>tows more
>open back to fit more shit
>optional canopy
>optional flatbed for pallets

350z/g35 coupe

I own a Subaru and have ase certification. Checkmate atheists.

Van
>is useful for carrying anything from people to bags of literal horse shit
>is a decent car for normal city driving
>makes you look like a proud blue-collar worker with nothing to prove
>light and nimble
>but has a big engine and a tow hook
Truck
>is not useful for carrying people, objects sensitive to the elements, or anything too heavy since it'll piece the bed
>is too big to park anywhere, too ponderous for even the simplest of maneuvers, and has zero traction in bad weather because of poor weight distribution and probably a welded diff
>does not come with a tow hook as standard; "truck nutz" are installed instead
>has the same engine as the van, but weighs 600 times more
>makes you look like a hick compensating for the decline of his culture by intentionally doing something boorish

>carrying people
Arnt most vans 2 seaters? Most trucks have a duel cab option
>van is decent for driving
Lmao. Nobody is going to daily a van
>light and nimble
Light but I've never seen a van that I'd describe as nimble
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Dual cab also not sure what what would piece a truck bed but not a vans floor
>too big
A van with just as much carrying capability is going to be just as big
>doesn't come with tow ball
Do you have any stat's to suggest that a van is more likely to come with towing gear? Not even sure what truck nuts are
>same engine as van
Lmao
>caring what people think
Lmao

>Arnt most vans 2 seaters?
no, most come with seats with quick-ish releases. most people who need a van don't need seats though and take them out never to reinstall them again

not minivans, i mean E250s and shit

>muh dual cab
oh great so you can make it even longer and heavier with no gain in actual work utility

>most come with
Not a van person, but I don't think I've ever seen one with seats in the back bar people mover """vans"""

all chevrolets

idk man both the vans at my work have seats that weve just thrown to the side and I've seen similar seat mounting points in other vans