What do hardcore bible-thumping evangelists drive?

What do hardcore bible-thumping evangelists drive?

Rotted out 1st gen ford explorers/XJ Cherokees spray painted black and covered in incoherent bible verses/shizophrenic ranting.

Well, looking at your pic, Imma gonna say econo hatchback, auto tranny fwd...

exactly that, trucks

there's a guy that lives nearby that has a truck that says jesus-'something' on this side like that pic

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vans

I wish I had but more than one upvote to give!

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

>believe in the Ford

He is in Italy after all

wow it's like im in r/cars

Specifically Dodge caravans with half their ancient oil burnt off

Televangelists

F HIS CALL
kek

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In the west indies it is the Nissan Sentra.

>This fine automobile takes me to God in under 2 seconds

Anything they can buy for cash.
>Televangelists
Those aren't even Christians, let alone "hardcore Bible thumper tier." Joel Olsteen faglover literally said people could go to heaven without believing in Christ. (((Christian))) lmao.

not an evangelist, based pope is a jesuit.

also, he drives a fiat, he doesn't have time for vagshit.

Idk but I was just told that my adrenaline/speeding addiction was me getting posessed by demons trying to kill me lmao. Apparently if I let the lord into my heart he will free me of my craving for higher speed.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

underated

Clearly you need to buy a demon and prove them all right.

why are religious people such fucking retards?

I'm a weeaboo faggot so I'll take a twin turbo l28 swapped s30z in blue instead.

Idk. This lady said that she found god after she had a tumor removed from her brain. I guess it takes an average person literally having some part of ther brain removed to be dumb enough to believe any of it.