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Some furry fuck from /vp/ nuked the board.

hot take: a meme group raided vg with vp stuff to specifically to make an anime thread gsg

V2 >>>>>[power gap]>>>>>>HOI3>DH&DH:K>CK2>>>>>[power gap]>>>>>EU3>EU4>HOI4

agreed?

So commies should be fine ?

Is the Cold War mod for HOI4 good? Cold War: The Iron Curtain i think it is called?

>HoI4
no, its fucking trash

HPM please update population 1836 numbers for California. pbs.org/indiancountry/history/calif.html suggests that the in-game numbers are far too low. I am not a historian so I am unsure how to find detailed population specifics by province. Can you find out the details?

Victoria 2>>>>>>>>>CK2>>>>>>everything else
Might as well go play an actual wargame instead of those sorry excuses desu

are we being raided

v2 >>> hoi3>DH:KR>DH>>>>>CK2>>>>>>>>>>>>EU3=EU4>>>>>>>>>>>...>>>>>>>>>HOI4

Check page 1. EVERY general was archived.

Probably some server maintenance/restart shit.

>putting HoI3 above Darkest Hour
>Putting Crusader Kings below HoI3 and DH
Nope.

I'm not sure, I know you can do it with fascist dictatorships though.

Yes but is the Cold War mod good?

No a furry from /vp/ nuked the board with furry porn.

no

Reminder to remove the HoI3 Flavormod from the OP, it was made by a discord shitposter.

If I'm playing Holland->Netherlands should I take exploration as my first or second idea group?

anyone get a screenshot? was it in new threads or inside generals

WHERE AND WHEN IS VCITORIA 3????????????????????????????????

Bonus: This is from the front page of the rulebook.

Imagine you drop a good amount of money on this boardgame, and the first thing you read is "BEFORE TO START..."

no you should uninstal.bat

Pls someone link discord

Unless its that dead shitty one

how can I annex Limburg as Germany?
aside from changeownering it

New threads only a few didn't get nuked

it's dead familia

reminder that switchez is a golden dawn supporter

i want to make south africa white with darjeeling

>ranking eu3 so low
faggot

>tfw no fash germany flag that isnt swastika in AFPG

hold me

There's a dying one for MP and a not dead one that mostly shitposts

which one do you want?

Crusader Kings 1 > EU Board game > HOI4 > VIC 2 > HOI 1 > VIC 2: Hearts of Darkness > HOI4 >>> (this thread) >>>> EU3 > HOI3 > >>>>> RISK >>>>> DH: K > HOI2

I ain't got no motherfuckin' friends
That's why I fucked yo' bitch, you fat motherfucker!
(Take money) West Side, Bad Boy killers
(Take money) You know who the realest is
(Take money) We bring it too
(Take money)

First off, fuck yo' bitch and the clique you claim
Westside when we ride, come equipped with game
You claim to be a player, but I fucked your wife
We bust on Bad Boys, niggas fucked for life
Plus, Puffy tryna see me, weak hearts I rip
Biggie Smalls and Junior M.A.F.I.A. is some mark-ass bitches
We keep on comin' while we runnin' for your jewels
Steady gunnin', keep on bustin' at them fools, you know the rules
Lil' Caesar, go ask your homie how I'll leave ya
Cut your young-ass up, leave you in pieces, now be deceased
Lil' Kim, don't fuck around with real G's
Quick to snatch yo' ugly ass off the streets, so fuck peace!
I'll let them niggas know it's on for life
Don't let the Westside ride tonight (ha ha ha)
Bad Boy murdered on wax and killed
Fuck with me and get yo' caps peeled, you know

See, grab your Glocks when you see 2Pac
Call the cops when you see 2Pac, uh
Who shot me? But you punks didn't finish
Now you 'bout to feel the wrath of a menace
Nigga, I hit 'em up!

Check this out, you motherfuckers know what time it is
I don't know why I'm even on this track
Y'all niggas ain't even on my level
I'ma let my little homies ride
On you bitch-made ass Bad Boy bitches, feel it!

Grab your Glocks when you see 2Pac
Call the cops when you see 2Pac, uh
Who shot me? But you punks didn't finish
Now you 'bout to feel the wrath of a menace
Nigga, I hit 'em up!

Why would you want this?

>not wanting to play as wehraboo germany

so he can not be violating the federal republic of germany's law

>following stupid laws

I bet you buy Paradox DLC too.

see

>play on difficulty 5
>takeda blitz every single turn
it's over

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Do you want a based strasserist flag instead senpai?

Why do my unciv puppets never even try to westernize?
I released Sudan and they've been primitive with 0% westernization for over a couple of decades even though they have stockpilled 25k RPs since God knows when.

ok works sure

>released
probably not it, but tried restarting the game>>?

No! Fuck off!

I remember a thread on the Paradox forum a long time ago where someone made a custom Communist Germany country where all parties were basically factions of the communists and I was thinking about a Nazi Germany that did that with factions of the NSDAP
>communist - Strasserists
>reactionary - Hitler
>conservative - Göring
>liberal - Speer
>fascist - Himmler
etc

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talex

also seems pretty based

Post your favorite nation at their best (not largest) extent.

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Would strasserism be commie or fash? I do imagine Stalin and Strasser may have been good buddies.

Fucking Warhammer update when? It's been literally 8 months at this point.

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In game it'd communism.
It's really kraut tankie-ism

If you don't have the mod Canada is completely broken. I tried Australia as well and it had the same issue. Great fucking work Paradox. Fix your fucking game before releasing new content.

>In game it'd communism.
>strasserists actually believe this

unironically 1871 germany

Improved version, that one was actually made by AFP years ago.

I meant DLC, not mod.

And update: Apparently all countries affected by the DLC have the same issue. I tried Romania and Hungray with the same result.

TODAY ON "OSTI CRISS DE TABERNAK"
>France must grow larger
>The Progressive King
youtube.com/watch?v=GKEzDfFiRBs

STARING
>Philippe Pétain
>Georges Clemenceau
>Raymond Poincaré
>Charles Maurras
>Prince Jean, Duke of Guise

NOW FEATURING AS REGULAR CAST MEMBERS
>Charles de Gaulle
>Roi Henri VII

GUEST STARING
>Édouard Herriot
>Henri Gouraud

TODAY'S EPISODE IS TITLED
"Fuck the Pasta Niggers, Race War Now"

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Operation Dumouriez is over Belgium is under our control but our expansion is not yet complete. The King has yet again convened the War Council to plan our next move.

>Plan Masséna, the invasion of Italy
The plan calls for the invasion of and eventual annexation of Northern Italy. The remnents will be divided among small puppet governments, likely the Kingdom of Two Sicilies and Venice

>Plan Murat, the invasion of Spain
Plan Murat calls for the annexation of Catalonia and the fracturing of the Spanish Kingdom into smaller puppet nations such as Aragon and a Basque State. Spanish colonies abroad will be siezed to make use of their raw resources.

>Plan Frederick Augustus
The invasion of Poland to secure a bulwark against Communist expansion in the east.

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To be fair it's the only semi-commie tier ideology comparable to Imperial (or post-Imperial) Germany's way of working that could rise to power.

Austria without Lombardy but with Venetia is the most aesthetic nation to ever exist.

>not no venice but with bosnia

That never happened IRL, it does look very nice though.

Get Catalogne and Piémont for the most aesthetic borders known to man

>That never happened IRL
>Third Italian War of Independence
>Bosnian crisis
???

>Third Italian War of Independence
you may have noticed that it happened
FORTY FUCKING YEARS PREVIOUS TO THE BOSNIAN CRISIS
i shit on you

>implying that bosnia was in any way a good acquisition
the cute-ass Adriatic tail thing is KEY!

I've achieved justinian dream with Justinian means cheating and backstabing like a motherfucker.
I've completed all the imperials restorians events and it feels fucking great!

>not no venice but with bosnia
you done being confused yet?

how can someone think this retarded strip in sud tirol looks good

you must be braindead retard

>not wanting a thicc A-H
some of us like some meat on our bones

Literally 10/10

honestly the worst one desu

The Republicans have been pacified in the south.
Meanwhile the army has maneuvered to the Spanish border in preparation of Operation Murat.

Morocco reconquered al-Andalus and Ottomans reconquered the Great Horde steppe.

Musleems are overpowered in this shit game

Also fucking Sweden never converts to Protestantism

Reminder to join the GuP discord

I'm probably gonna have to wait 5 hours for a response (if any if I'm luckier than a guy who won the lotto). But anyway:

I want to get WTWSMS (When The World Stopped Making Sense) mod for CK2 but the only download link is in the Paradox forums and I don't have permission to look at it (even when I have an account, log in, and look, I still don't have permission).

Either what do I do or please give link.

i'll try to upload to MEGA

k thx m10

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now hang yourself

How did people in Europe farm during WW2?

Hon hon hon hon

just like they farmed before and after ww2

What does /gsg/ prefer in a grand strategy game: Railroaded historical accuracy, complex historical plausibility or making sure that every country is fun to play?

No, now I have to write a series of successful novels based on the campaign I've had.

With relative ease outside actual combat zones.
Fuel was more expensive, and labourers were fewer...many nations ran campaigns encouraging women to do farmwork...but it wasn't too onerous.

Nobody tries to bomb crops in the field, the bomb:damage ratio would be pathetic.