Touhou general - /2hug/ - #23

Best Birb Edition.

Previous Thread >So what is this game?
Touhou is a bullet hell game made by ZUN. Instead of ship or robots it features anime girls fighting youkai and such.

>Why isn't this in /jp/
Some Cirno poster made a thread just for a get and now we're here.

>Where should I start?
the games until 5 were designed for the PC-98 platform, which would require an emulator. It's recommended you start either with the sixth (first Windows game) or the second game (as the first one isn't a bullet hell) and work your way up from there
some games aren't your usual bullet hells but should be played anyway
1: Arkanoid
7.5, 10.5, 12.3, 13.5, 14.5: Fighting games
The others follow the basics of the bullet hell genre but usually add a game play twist.

>Where can I get the games?
moriyashrine.org/classic-era-th6th95.html
moriyashrine.org/retro-era-pc-98.html

>Touhou guide for bakas
m.imgur.com/s1JmZu8

>West Replays
replays.gensokyo.org/index.php

>Please git gud!
moriyashrine.weebly.com/introduction-to-touhou.html

DEMO LINKS:
Four seasons:
mega.nz/#!hIZTTapC!1A4MTSueiirqFTfLkMeSab3cd6B9b5s4uITU-DlUs2c

AoCF:
mega.nz/#!g4d0hRqS!cyFKIH3U_On3zUBNA6GtcIjNjrN3IK4StJBPalFafQM

eratohoK (plus other era engine games):
pastebin.com/6CULQcKd

Also Touhou is a video game

Other urls found in this thread:

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Oops wrong pic

/2ded/

Nothing to do with ded. Some buttplug from /vp/ opened the spam flood gates and killed the majority of threads in Veeky Forums.

Now he's going for /v/
Who's this guy and why is he so butthurt?

>He ships the main characters together.
>He "ships"

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So HSiFS is coming out in 6 weeks
Who are you gonna play for your first 1cc?
You're going to 1cc on first try right?

Is this true?

I want to see evidence of this catastrophe.

We died AGAIN?

why do people insist on getting the number wrong

I want to cuddle with Dai-chan user!

>letting the thread die
>#23
why is it always the americans?

see

explain the number then

I was too lazy to look into the archives so I just used the last thread I had open as a reference point

Still waiting on that proof.

A screenshot, or a link to a reaction, or whatever.

Whoops, meant for

just control+f previous on the last 2 threads.
how did you even miss that?

see

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I love you Dai-chan user!

Geez, that's pretty bad.

Is it over though? I'd assume so, since we're not dead again yet.

Use the catalog and see for yourself. Are you 8 years old and need everything handed to you?

Do you think Sumireko knows all the Touhou memes now?

I bet Sumireko is the Dai posters
Only someone like her can have such an awful secondary taste like that

Yeah I ship the characters alright, with my OCs that is

That is arguably worse.

Reminder that Yorihime is married to Yorihime's son, and that Moon Bitches are incestuous inbreeding mutants.

Reminder that I meant that Yorihime is married to Toyohime's son, and that user should always proof-read his posts before posting.

Fucking neck yourself dude.

Sumireko has decent taste, 10/10 would share an h-doujin with.

Marisa, and unless the full game revamps the mechanics or introduces a huge difficulty spike, probably.

>Marisa
Do you enjoy being handicapped?

>handicapped
I said Marisa, not Cirno.

fuck you

Touched a nerve?

Probably. Speaking of which, may use the Summer subshot for my first Marisa run. I wouldn't get to see any danmaku with fall or winter, and spring is fucking boring.

Marisa is the village bicycle that's why she got disowned by the Kirisames.

>You will never pretend to be this angry just to be the heel of an anonymous fan community.

>You will never pretend your waifu isn't the bitch of anything with a pulse and not enough money for a real hooker.

I wanna ride Marisa!

>Moon Bitches are incestuous inbreeding mutants
Well considering how they always brag about how pure they are, that much is obvious

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I want to hold Dai-chan user's hand!

Anyone got that chart of each Touhou's Lewd-Picture ratio?

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first for losing your virginity to moonrunes

Next time search it yourself, you lazy bastard.

how was this gotten? google search?

I don't know, I got this from /2hug/.

>Rinnosuke is pure pureness in it's purest form
>Kasen is the ultimate turbo slut

we need more rinnosuke lewds

I want to slap Rinnosuke and call him a pig

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When was the last time that translations been updated?

Who even updates the translations?

cripplechan /hgg/

i got this from the pastebin in the OP a few threads back so i'd guess it's the most recent.

wich 2hu wud u elope with?

Stop.

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I want to pat Dai-chan user's head!

How easy would it be to get Alice to sleep with you?

Why would you do that when Raymoo exist?

I don't know. Try asking her to marry you and see if it works.

What the hell, /2hug/?

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I want to rest my head on Dai-chan user's lap!

DaiAnon's asshole is so loose that I bet I can fit my whole fist inside it

He is pure like Dai-chan herself!

youtube.com/watch?v=Q63joXq2IkI

I don't mind marrying DaiAnon instead of Dai-chan! Imagine all the sex we would have if that happen!

It is okay if Dai-chan user agrees to post marriage sex.

youtube.com/watch?v=4mhGUfRZDo4
I like this one

Good taste.

I like this one, too.

youtube.com/watch?v=QmHXtMHiUhI

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What is he doesn't?

That's a cute fairy.

Rape is always the answer

I saved the html of the catalog but it got goobered somehow and the file doesn't work.

I do have all the thumbnails though.

So yeah, in the span of a few seconds the guy spammed and slide almost the entire board with his hoard of poke porn with weird watermarks on it.

>/vp/
Literally why? It's a freaking pokemon board. Do you think we would do the same if we got our very own Touhou board?

And here's a clip of the text that got spammed as well. It's from the html file that goobered itself, just replace all the blank thumbnails with the previous post and you'll have a good idea of what happened.

Well, that is exceptionally fucked up. Sadly, it's nothing I haven't seen before.

I was witness to a prominent /feg/ shitposter doing the same thing, more or less,
just with his waifu instead of pokemon.

At any rate, it makes you wonder how people like this keep coming back, and what trauma drives them to pull shit like this.

These are the most popular characters based on the amount of fanart they recieve:

Reimu Hakurei
Marisa Kirisame
Remilia Scarlet
Sakuya Izayoi
Flandre Scarlet
Alice Margatroid
Patchouli Knowledge
Sanae Kochiya


Or is fanart not a good indicator for popularity?

Sounds about right.

Popularity is correct.

Not always but those look about right, if you mean total fanart. How much fanart they are currently receiving is a different story though. SDM has been around the longest and pretty much has always been popular so its no wonder 4 of them are SDM. There are certain 2us that get lots of fanart but not even in the top 30.

Good taste

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Well shit, I didn't used to care much for this fairy, but seeing all this fanart, I'm starting to think she's cute.

What the hell kinda propaganda campaign is this?

Admit it user. You liked fairies all along.

spam.

She's recruiting for Fairy Wars 2

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I can't believe there's a real pedophile among us

inb4 another premature thread with the wrong edition number.

youtube.com/watch?v=x6LovY_DdEE