I am very upset. I was getting into lore discussion
Carson Jones
Torb would be Ironforge Mei would be Cooldown Lucio would be Beatbox Hanzo is Arrow Genji is Shinobi Reinhardt is Crusader Winston is Party Crasher McCree would be Deadeye or Gunslinger
Bentley Martin
>cub pokemon lesbian loli bara porn
Dominic Martinez
I've taken to playing Rein now. It's kinda fun getting potg by just swinging a big ass hammer and killing people.
Anthony Stewart
...
Asher Reed
why'd the old thread autosage lmao what did you fucks do?
Brandon Bell
About what? I'll continue it with you.
Michael Adams
I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD
Ethan Garcia
/vp/ madman on the loose
Ayden Howard
same
Ian Miller
What the fug is happening?
Bentley Stewart
A spammer from /vp/ got the wrong board.
Luke King
Lucio!
Angel Davis
Most people confuse "plot" with "lore" for some reason.
Camden Reed
She got better!
Robert Martin
Me too
Joseph Walker
There is hardly a plot you know. It's all about world building. And by that I mean how the world brings character back stories to light. So lore.
Matthew Jones
gimme the secrets to tracer lads
Angel Turner
WHO DID THIS?
WHO'S FUCKING RESPONSIBLE?
Jayden Reyes
I want to MARRY graffiti Tracer.
Nathaniel Reyes
Reaper backstory comic incoming in the next 2 weeks. You ready to learn the truth?
Ian Jackson
blame /vp/
James Jenkins
Last man standing:
-New Game mode. -12 players. -Every one on their own. -Everybody against everybody. -No teams or team spawn. -The last one to stay alive gets the most xp and sr. -After him the second to stay alive. -And so one until the 6th one to stay alive. -The first 6 to die are treated like the current losing team in competitive.
Jose Harris
lol
Anthony Sanders
No matter how stupid I think its going to be, I know its going to be even worse.
Justin Gutierrez
Don't blame this on us, blame some furfag named Bui
Ryder Baker
So, when are we going to /vp/
William Harris
They don't have any real large arena type maps besides maybe Oasis.
Levi Thomas
What kind of secrets m8? Gsmeplay wise or just waifuposting?
>check oversumo stats for tracey >all the stats are at masters accept crit accuracy which is at plat >averages to plat how?
Carson Morales
You created him, you have to fix it.
Brody Mitchell
the gameplay secrets. the things people don't know about tracer
Landon Hernandez
It doesn't matter anyway.
Caleb Sanders
Well they'll make new maps. Each mode has its own fitting maps. Hell even arcade 3v3 ect have their own maps.
Aaron Cooper
What is D.vas rank in the SK army?
BDU/tacticool skin when
Brody Gutierrez
oversumo averages stats retardedly. They called my silver torbjorn main friend's aim masters (with fucking soldier) and he can't hit the broad side of a barn.
Michael Powell
I was just commenting that it's a shame that Blizzard hasn't made anything in the way of plot progression when there's so much potential for it. In keeping with the spirit of ripping off of TF2, they could even update character models or provide default cosmetics that keep in line with plot progression.
As it stands, nothing really HAPPENS to any of the characters, character alliances don't change, etc. But Blizzard could be doing so much more. For example, you could give Hanzo a Talon skin when he joins them at the behest of his mother or update character models to have scars they receive during cinematics, like Valve did with the Sniper after the Meet the Spy video came out.
I know Jeff has talked about Crawl, then Walk, then Run when it comes to content with this game, but hopefully we're transitioning to the Walk phase and maybe we'll see more plot-progression based cosmetics during Run.
Some updates I want to see: >Sombra gets a scar after a run in with Zarya >Hanzo with the Talon skin after he joins them >Mercy's reveal that she's evil, as has been foreshadowed a few times Among others.
>go into match with sole intent of throwing >play widow 3/16 K/D >still win 10/10 matchmaking
Evan Gray
but I'm in diamond so none of these stat averages make sense. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
David Reed
So how does Tracer repay Winston everytime he saves her from vanishing forever?
Dylan Fisher
i got up to take a shower and when i got back the thread died
what did you do /owg/?
Kevin Hill
Looks like /v/ is getting attacked now
Connor Bennett
blame the weebs
Camden White
Her favorite flavor of ice cream is Rocky road
Jaxon Flores
>d.va is weaponized esports
Thomas Green
>he doesn't know about the white rabbis
Eli Reed
HOW TO MAKE ORISA VIABLE:
>Orisa - HALT deals 20 damage for every character bought together >1. (does nothing to pulling 1 character, but does 120 damage if all 6 ram into eachother) - Supercharger increases passive ult gained over time by 1.5 to those connected - Supercharger heals all those connected 5HP/s
Brody Thomas
She has sex with her girlfriend in front of him
Brandon Lee
No character has reached pure CUTE and T H I N N levels as Tracer in vidya history. Prove me wrong. Protip: You might, but I doubt it.
David Williams
i don't pay attention to jews
Jack Jenkins
Lots of cuddles.
Ryan Collins
This one comes close :)
Austin Butler
I hope this fucker rots in hell.
Jason Robinson
couldn't of happened to a shittier board
Alexander Harris
how do i legit get out of gold
Brayden Lee
I love Angela!
She's a smart, accomplished, and beautiful humanitarian and is a wonderful role model!
Joshua Phillips
You are on the point and this guy slaps your support's ass - what do you do?
Luke Phillips
>tfw spyro hasn't been milked for nostalgiabux like banjo
>tfw it will never happen because skylanders fucked spyro up
Robert Clark
Die because he's OP and has no counter
Carson Smith
While we're at it how about making the story events actually play well and have some good bantz. Uprising was really poorly designed and there was zero character development.
Bentley Murphy
Here's my easy guide to getting better at overwatch:
Step 1: Open the menu Step 2: Exit from your current competitive match Step 3: Play quickplay Step 4: Stop being a tryhard and play video games to have fun instead.
Xavier Martinez
>another org dropped their OW team kek
Evan Green
>has no counter
Jace Baker
Hack him and laugh
Joseph Gray
It's just not a competitive game, I don't know why Blizzard felt that their mega-casual FPS was going to be a fucking esport. They forced it so hard.
Christian Reed
>Orisa >Countering Doomfist
Christopher Howard
Blizzard deserves everything coming to them since they're slowly killing this game.
Mason Cooper
Cute, I bet zen would love to take all of Orisa's cock.
Also, if you put your thumb over her front legs, you can see minotaur Orisa!
Isaac Scott
>he has no counter
HAHAHAHAHa are you serious nigga, just shoot him like, left click a couple times when you look at him nigga like straight.
Julian Nelson
>go up >rain justice >laugh as his team bitches about him not switching to hitscan because he has gold damage
Adam King
Uprising wasn't even plot. It was lore. The ONLY thing it may have given us was creating the existence of Null Sector, which would be an interesting new kind of Omnic hero, since all the playable Omnics we have are good guys.
But I'm not even saying the content has to be tied to an in-game event. It could just be related to an outside comic or cinematic that actually progresses the story.
Angel Hill
So when is Parmercy getitng nerfed. Shits impossible to deal with as soldier
Robert Price
>OP and has no counter
Charles King
I feel like Total Mayhem should only go to the first point since so at least to give the attacker also a chance at winning.
Mason Nelson
>actually progresses the story *blocks your path*
Nathaniel Nelson
Are there any metrics showing gender and heroes played? Getting real tired of cock sleeves only playing mercy and dva.
Thomas Nelson
reminder that pharmercy has had a hardcounter since launch
Owen Ward
Zen is pure
Hunter Stewart
...
Connor Rodriguez
...
Lincoln Taylor
>Mercy being evil
What?
Landon Martin
Won't somebody think about all the fan theories? We couldn't possibly ruin them!
Landon Reed
>You will never be bad enough to think OldHog was a problem
Feel good man.
Owen Ward
Which team do you guys want to win? I'm rooting for Israel.
Isaiah Brooks
I preferred triple tank desu
Luis Bailey
>t. Ana main
Kevin Gutierrez
Why can't he just answer the question
Fuck Chu
Jose Baker
>finally get to play as doomfist after waiting for someone with a worse computer than me >some people start throwing because they didn't get to play him >no one wants to synergize with him >the entire enemy team is focusing everything on countering him (sombra, pharah, anyone with range)
Why on earth did Blizzard remove no limits?
Jackson Carter
Halt Fortify Doomfist is easily countered by elephantaur
Logan Clark
Gotta root for U.S. but we all know South Korea is gonna win anyways
Camden Diaz
>went to comic to check her apartment >literally fucking nothing BRAVO CHU
Carson Harris
>throw down to bronze from masters >get bored of trolling and start climbing back up >get to high golds/low plat >start losing games >feels like I'm 1v6ing every fight >Anas every game who do basically nothing >Mercies who die every fight and blame you for not protecting them >Hanzos on your team doing basically nothing >Hanzos on the enemy team threatening to ruin your carry with a lucky headshot/scatter arrow >Tanks who feed extremely hard 1v6 >Having to contest the point as Mccree because your tanks are fucking pussies >Everyone staggering/blowing ults after a fight is clearly won/lost
Still winning the vast majority of my games, but those games you lose make you want to rip your hair out.
Nathaniel Murphy
because he thinks being as vague as possible and ending with a "What do YOU think happened?" is good writing and jeff encourages it