Spessmen on a Space Station - SS13 - /ss13g/

Did i miss it? is "hopcurity every round" banned?

Queen of Venus

three service robots

Check the banpage, top result.

It was Daniel Fucking Dredd too. Like, oh my god dude really?

It's such an unskilled crew it's sickening.

Glitch, a Morbot
Krunk, a mechanic bot
Zobby, the robo canine

...

We free

what the fuck was his problem Veeky Forums?

>anonymous shitposting can get someone banned for not even breaking any rules
cool

I think we recovered from that mess quite well. Why was the shuttle called? We restored power and air in science and there were no xenos aboard last i checked.

shitposting is bannable though.

wouldn't be banned if the logs weren't solid and concrete

and what did the logs say?

I never get chink games.
>have to defeat legions of evil robots
>weapon of choice is a fucking katana
>not even a mallet, a bucket of water, or some other practical shit
>a fucking katana, every time

They play purely to piss others off and abandon their duties to do other shit

they said to ask NASA

What did NASA say?

>get to abuse a tranny and shoot wizzies and xeno's in one shift

nice

androids are idiots

>P E R M A N E N T
>by mrpain12
Damn how the fuck did i miss this, last i went to the forum it was "nuke defending him by any means"

Worse, they bitch at others about THEIR jobs

Can you imagine any other CMO screaming at security and telling them how to manage a prisoner?

because nothing makes sense, and katanas are cool

>not even breaking any rules
OwO whats this?
>1. Don't be a dick. We're all here to have fun, and if you're deliberately ruining other people's fun that's a problem. Unless you're an antagonist, then it's sorta your job to be a dick. Try to be a fun jerk though.

they told pain to ban Elon so he can go back to funding their space launches.

Most of the androids do use conventional weapons and vehicles though, and the pods use lasers/missiles/machine guns. It's only YoRHa that specifically uses stuff like swords, and they use them more like magnetic projectiles than melee weapons.

big chikun came along and talked to pain about it, nuke is an irrelevant autismo

Coupled with rule 0 and 7

>[03:17:05]SAY: Souhei Saikawa/Elon Musk/(Souhei Saikawa) (@252,250,1) Deadsay: cries, "I just do whatever I feel like to do"
>[03:17:55]SAY: Souhei Saikawa/Elon Musk/(Souhei Saikawa) (@252,250,1) Deadsay: cries, "I'm not looking for friends"
>[03:17:59]SAY: Souhei Saikawa/Elon Musk/(Souhei Saikawa) (@252,250,1) Deadsay: whines, "people annoy me"
>[03:18:06]SAY: Souhei Saikawa/Elon Musk/(Souhei Saikawa) (@252,250,1) Deadsay: cries, "more than anything"

>>[03:22:55]SAY: Souhei Saikawa/Elon Musk/(Souhei Saikawa) (@238,254,1) Deadsay: spooks, "I'll have fun somewhere else"

THE HAPPCON LEVEL HAS BEEN LOWERED FROM 1 TO 3

THE MAIN SHITPOSTING IS NOW OVER

and what's the problem

what rule did they break? Rule 0, a rule with no concrete meaning that can be interpreted every which way, which we have now set an unreasonable precedent for?

>Rule 0, don't be a dick
>Elon admits to play just to be a dick

>souhei gets banned for murderboning and being an unfun powergay fuckwit
>yred gets admin for it
woah...
really makes you...
think....

I joined the thread just to laugh at people

awesome

I've been gone for a while. Anything new happening?

>someone tells VPN user to ask for admin second opinion because nuke is defending him full stop
>VPN user does so
>pomf gets redirected to elon's logs in thread where he confirms himself as an unrepentant shit
>pomf and mrpain talk
>mrpain delivers the bannu

>1. Don't be a dick. We're all here to have fun, and if you're deliberately ruining other people's fun that's a problem. Unless you're an antagonist, then it's sorta your job to be a dick. Try to be a fun jerk though.

This rule. Every. Round. Confirmed by the autist himself.

>take up head roles
>don't even play the roles, just validhunt and fuck with people
>rule 0, don't be a dick
>multiple logs of them saying they just like to ruin others fun
really
gets my neurons
jogging

Souhei didn't bother making an application, much less a forum account. With nuke as headmin, it wouldn't be surprising if Souhei became an admin desu

depends
how long is "a while"?

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Nuke isn't headmin

>tfw you're a good player and people like you
>tfw no art of your character

>tfw souhei is universally hated
>tfw souhei gets loving art and praise as they get rule 0 banned

The secret is that nobody actually likes you

>has color of headmin on forum
>has every admin flag
?

I think he was a pub griefer or at least has autism. He stunned me and stole my toolbox of minerals when i was hacking into eva as an assistant to help fix the chapel bombing. And before you say it, yes I do mean actualy minerals. I had minerals, a medkit for a medbot, arm, prox, and 2 airlock circuits.

Whoever kept calling shuttles was a giant bitch nigger.
All we had to do was call an ERT or use more nymphs/posibrains to replenish our numbers and fix a couple little holes and it'd be fine

you just have to make friends with the right people user

I lovingly make art but that isn't "loving art".

Also post ckey and static name so you can be laughed at.

Hey, I have every flag except for +PERMISSIONS. Nuke's the "head of trialmins," though, so he has the same and also +PERMISSIONS (the flag required to give other people flags)

Head of trialmins. But he has no power over normal admins or their decisions.

Pomf, I see you are coding a lot of neat shit lately does that mean you are feeling better?
I hope so.

He got a "suspicious mole" thing removed today and it looks like it wasn't cancer so I imagine he's happy about that at least

Nexis did say that Pomf is in charge of antag datums

will our chicken friend prevail?

All Pomf said to Nexis was that he was looking at how it could be done or something like that so I think Nexis was just looking for a ticket out.
He told Nexis in the last thread or the thread before that he just got more work hours and isn't working on it anymore

He said a rough test to suss out basic issues in about a week and a half despite increased work orders. Depending on how that goes, any of the randoms could probably slambang it into shape from there.

Pomf asked nexis that he thought nexis didn't really want to do it either and nexis agreed with him.
Chicken also said that antag datum's is going to take a while

if I post my static name people will call me a dumb tryhard waifu faggot that smells bad and is ugly

"A while" sounds right

I bet you do smell bad and are ugly.

only irl

Just do it, maybe I'll draw your shit maybe I won't.

>he doesn't go in a bathroom stall in-game when he has to get up and shit IRL

I do!

your thing starts with half of mrpain's name cut off

would be gud to start it at the opposite end, to better line up with the ending

good
that's what separates the men from the boys

>Come back and the antag has cut off my feet and raken my radio
>Nobody ever goes in them anyway
>Trapped for the rest of the round
Never again

Bitrate, delay before recording, programme wouldn't let me pause the scroll, file cap. Otherwise I'd have it loop

>he doesn't duck into a locker and RP pissing himself while just letting loose irl

>Veeky Forums codebase doesn't have bluespace emags or pumpkin emags
it hurts.

tfw half the crew escaped

why did syndicate win again?

literally go back to TG

AHAHAHAHAHHA FUCKING ROBUSTED

Disk still on-station

tfw I was the only fluke op to survive

the disk was left behind since the holders bunkered up like a bunch of sissies. it's warranted desu

The following shitters need to be banned (please add to the list):
Sasaki Haise
Sawbones

The following shitters need a slap to the face and might need a ban in the future (please add to the list):
Hachi
Bawka Gayjim
Randome Naymio

>the holders bunkered up like a bunch of sissies

what did you mean by this

it begins anew

>when you drag the corpse of a dumbshit back to central for cloning and a medal
>when you're so unrobust that's the most you managed against ops as sec

>he was in space
>he doesn't know how to get back to z-level 1
>literally deserted his squad
just be thankful you didn't get a team antag ban.

tfw fluke ops cause the shuttle to be called, ruining your Cargonian dreams before they have a chance to flourish

It shall not end until the PURGE is complete.
MAKE Veeky Forums GREAT AGAIN

were you the fucker who shot me right next to the bar and medbay while i tried to hit you with a crowbar?

I didn't desert I got teleported to deep space

>tfw your ckey never gets posted here
thank fuck

the disk holder encased himself in a wall fortress, and didn't leave for the shuttle. be a bitch, get a bitch score.

This list shit is just as stupid as the wallweed and wallflower shit. Stop forcing your shitty shit, shitter.

So, my tactic did work, huh, memes work.

yes

what's wrong with bawka