/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

its the only relevant thing thats happened in six months

at least remove the ''NEW!!'' from it

previous thread meme count: 6

important
youtube.com/watch?v=0g3l1H7WrRo

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c-c-combo

Is the Phlog an acceptable choice, ever

LE EPECK DEFORMED GEE-MAWD FACES SO FUNNI AND RANDUMB!!! XDD

Well that sucked.

it's fun in pubs

My nigga
>All the salt farmed from using the Phlogistinator

Would combining the Mantreads and Gunboats be a horrible idea?

Fucking degenerates

How about that Team Fortress 2? Post Medics for the 139nd time

>EU tf2
>connect 87.98.254.85:27015
Thanks for getting my hopes up

While you're at it, combine the conch, battalion, buff banner and base jumper too, and reduce their charge requirement.

>Unusuals
0/10

yes because the gunboats are already viable
this is like the opposite of what they did with the pickaxes

How about we post the face of TF2, the heavy weapons man?

some of the pics posted in the raid were actually really cute and hot tbhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

there i said it

medic from tf2 yes

>Poor

Haha

got you senpai

MeeM

POTT

I've seen no point in updating the cosmetics in like forever, he looks perfect like this.

looks like pyro mains raided Veeky Forums haha
am I right, guys?

See this is why I hate people not replying to posts. How am I supposed to hide all your trashy loadouts with one click? Jokes aside, I really don't understand why you can't reply to the thing you're responding to.

reminder flamethrower is a better damage hose than minigun if two or more enemies are close together

>He doesn't like unusuals so he's poor
ebin argument

dude pottis lmao

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Fashion Police here
You're all under arrest unless you can show me a good Spy loadout

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YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPERS

Lock me up and throw away the key

We get it, you vape/10
Consider switching the spats out for something else

>Dapper Disguise
10 years minimum sentence

Dapper disguise would be 10x better if you could dye the metal bits so they could look like a bit of chin hair and sideburns. But I like it.

>something else
such as

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>team full of people with purple badges
>they don't even show up at mid and get rolled one by one because they can't even move as a unit at the easiest point in time

>team coordination in team fortress 2
what are you, crazy?

I'm not sure, loadout.tf doesn't seem to be working for me right now, but I'm sure there's something that'd be a better fit

Not that user, but have you tried the brogues? Spats seem a little formal, although I do like them in that loadout.

>how do I take screenshots

It's a meme, like the other tabs, you dip

nah

Welcome to Veeky Forums

Right here, sir

the brogues look like clown shoes honestly. it just doesn't feel right. spy has no pants options besides the fucking sweat pants, and the only other option for shoes are the flashdance footies which also don't fit with the outfit. none of the pins or badges really work either. i think the spats are my best option until we get better spy cosmetics. they're groovy enough to fit with the rest of the outfit for the time being.

You could dye the sweats black/after eight (don't remember which) to hide the stripe and just make them look like nice black pants, but I agree with you.

whats your problem with SKILLSTICK

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>stock watch
damn where'd you find that?

He's been doing this literally for years
He also uses a botnet making it nigh-impossible to ban him

ebin

after eight makes it look better i guess, but they still look so out of place, it's like this fancy dress shirt and then a pair of normal black slacks. and the texture on them is inconsistent with everything else you're wearing, it's mind boggling why it's even available on spy.

>not purposely going kamikaze and attempting 1v5s because when pressure is on there's no time to stress and you go autopilot and FRAG deep

>who are you quoting

>reapplying to a poster in twenty-seven jeans

often when I play I get too focused and forget to blink
then my eyes hurt

often when i play i forget to breathe and die of asphyxiation

often when i play i tear the skin

mmmMMMMMMMMMMMmmm

I wish there was a stealth suit for Spy so I could make a full Solid Snake set

>how i learned to stop scaring and started loving the Lack of Updates
Hope the annual major fuckup doesnt even happen T B H

Ditto

i will never stop scaring
BOO

GAH

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AWOO!

[peals of thunder]

There is a skeleton right behind you!

It's quarter to eight on a Monday night.
Do YOU know where your update is?

nowhere lol

>OVER ONE YEAR SINCE THE LAST BALANCE/CONTENT UPDATE
>NEARLY ONE YEAR SINCE PYRO WON THE WAR
>STILL NO UPDATE IN SIGHT
lmao it's over
there's no way they can pull this off
how will compfags and valvedrones ever recover?

who

Me

youtube.com/watch?v=0g3l1H7WrRo

>2 or 3 years since the last actual new weapons were released

only shitters with no foresight want new weapons

good post I read it

give demo a new demoknight sord that kILLS people very hard

you know the eyelander and zatoichi exist right

haha what

give demoman an sword that explodes

make the caber throwable and have a recharge on it

give demoman a gun that shoots explosive swords

engineer set - professor almondbutter's fortress of teams

primary - amygdalus amalgamator
+for each pellet hit: embed 1 almond in the enemy for 10 seconds.
+20% bullets per shot
-15% damage penalty
-no random critical hits

secondary - almondine autogun
+on hit: activate 1 dormant almond embedded in the enemy. activated almonds explode for a flat 25 damage in addition to bullet damage. explosion radius is equal to direct hit, in that it's 70% smaller against enemies but identical to stock rocket radius against self. explosion inflicts 12 self damage if enemy is nearby and has some knockback.
+15% faster firing speed
+50% faster reload time
-20% damage penalty
-82% max secondary reserve ammo on wearer
-no random critical hits

Randy "I'm With Her" Pitchford get the fuck out of this thread

give demoman a weapon that makes him the most powerful and versatile class in the game

hehhe le ebin memelands reference :L